You were only lucky I turned out to be mafia. You were still grudge killing after a present.
Then I get day 1 killed. For which you may or may not be responsible. Probably CJ.
and then you're inciting votes on me again and think it's odd I vote you in kind. Scoundrel.
Am I sailin' in a ship filled with landlubbers? After one measly expedition yur all itchin' to get back to port and put up yur feet as if ye' deserved it. Blaine Dread is made o' finer stuff then that! To another island we go, in the hopes o' more booty.
Ringo ought to walk the plank as he been harassin' the Cap'n.
Ahoooooooy, maties! Allow me to introduce myself. I, Pierre de Bois, am known in my 'ome town as ze Pirate of Pants for no man has ever kept heez pants on for even un moment after I whip out my sword! Would anyone like to sample my swordplay? I promise to keep it sheathed.
What ho, gentleman! !DrDinosaur is neither a Doctor, nor indeed a dinosaur. This scurvy gentleman is not fit to swab the decks of this fine vessel. Pip Pip!
In the interest of trying to generate some early discussion, how about some speculation regarding the game format? Judging from the narration/opener, we've probably two major threats to deal with before we're in the clear. First of all, we've likely got some fake pirates aboard the vessel, considering the bag of false props that was found. Functionally, these are likely this game's 'mafia'. Secondly, for the superstitious sort, we may have a curse or haunting going on. Perhaps the vengeful spirit of Captain Broadbeard? Functionally, probably a 'serial killer' or 'cultist' role, neither of which are very pleasant to be around.
Oh dear, ze other pirates are so rowdy and vicious, it makes a grown man like me happy in ze pants! Ze scalawags can be sooooooooo handsome, no? I just love watching zem scurry around like bilge rats, tickling each ozer with zere swords.
I just wish someone would walk my giant plank. !Trust, I do not know anyzing about ze, but would you be so kind? I must say, you have a beautiful sword.
Oh dear, ze other pirates are so rowdy and vicious, it makes a grown man like me happy in ze pants! Ze scalawags can be sooooooooo handsome, no? I just love watching zem scurry around like bilge rats, tickling each ozer with zere swords.
I just wish someone would walk my giant plank. !Trust, I do not know anyzing about ze, but would you be so kind? I must say, you have a beautiful sword.
If I didn't have a grudge to settle I'd be all over you... I'm much more of a handsome scalawag than Trust!
Perhaps the vengeful spirit of Captain Broadbeard?
Haunting those of use who would dare take the Captain's Hat without a beard as broad as his.
Aye, that was truly a beard for the ages, and no mistake! His beard alone could take on three boarders at once, and the captain another two! I still remember the fight against those thieving Dutch buccaneers... his beard took enough shrapnel that we combed it out and got two more loads for the cannons!
We did search his beard properly after he fell, right?
No matter. A toast, ye dogs, to Captain Broadbeard!
Oh dear, ze other pirates are so rowdy and vicious, it makes a grown man like me happy in ze pants! Ze scalawags can be sooooooooo handsome, no? I just love watching zem scurry around like bilge rats, tickling each ozer with zere swords.
I just wish someone would walk my giant plank. !Trust, I do not know anyzing about ze, but would you be so kind? I must say, you have a beautiful sword.
If I didn't have a grudge to settle I'd be all over you... I'm much more of a handsome scalawag than Trust!
Zat is what zey all say, until ze pants come off. Is it so much to ask sat I find a good partner for a little "blow ze man down"?
Yaaaarrrr a toast to the fallen captain, may we find the cowardly scum who done him in and send him down to Davy Jones locker, and if I there's anymore of that fancy talk around here I say we send them down with him. Now someone pass me more grog Ive a fallen captain to toast some more.
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Then I get day 1 killed. For which you may or may not be responsible. Probably CJ.
and then you're inciting votes on me again and think it's odd I vote you in kind. Scoundrel.
Walk the plank, godmode!
Also, sail the Ten Tanks into Port. I be needin' a steady supplier o' grog to work them sails.
Mmmmm....toasty.
Ringo ought to walk the plank as he been harassin' the Cap'n.
No need here for any Rawkking Goodguys.
As long as there's a parrot that can ride on your shoulder and say random stuff. That would be the best.
I also be thinkin Maxfrost should have a short drop and a sudden stop before sunset today!
Lord Percy of Northumberland
(Not Stever777!!!)
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Yarrrrrrr
We've plundered the king's english fair an' square. If'n he wants to come get it, we'll take 'is ship and liberate 'is booty.
Also, what the hell are ye doing on this boat talkin' like that?
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Scandalous.
This should come as no surprise.
I be owin' godmode a trip to the plank for events past.
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In the interest of trying to generate some early discussion, how about some speculation regarding the game format? Judging from the narration/opener, we've probably two major threats to deal with before we're in the clear. First of all, we've likely got some fake pirates aboard the vessel, considering the bag of false props that was found. Functionally, these are likely this game's 'mafia'. Secondly, for the superstitious sort, we may have a curse or haunting going on. Perhaps the vengeful spirit of Captain Broadbeard? Functionally, probably a 'serial killer' or 'cultist' role, neither of which are very pleasant to be around.
I think the curse has something to do with crusty pearls.
I just wish someone would walk my giant plank. !Trust, I do not know anyzing about ze, but would you be so kind? I must say, you have a beautiful sword.
If I didn't have a grudge to settle I'd be all over you... I'm much more of a handsome scalawag than Trust!
possibly. But on the other hand, someone like dunadan doesn't exactly have a dearth of grudges
Haunting those of use who would dare take the Captain's Hat without a beard as broad as his.
kuhlmeye's going to take my vote this time. I seem to remember shenanigans from him in the past.
Aye, that was truly a beard for the ages, and no mistake! His beard alone could take on three boarders at once, and the captain another two! I still remember the fight against those thieving Dutch buccaneers... his beard took enough shrapnel that we combed it out and got two more loads for the cannons!
We did search his beard properly after he fell, right?
No matter. A toast, ye dogs, to Captain Broadbeard!
*BUURP*
Mmmmm....toasty.
From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
Zat is what zey all say, until ze pants come off. Is it so much to ask sat I find a good partner for a little "blow ze man down"?
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The on'ly thing bettah would be rum.
MrBlarney do you have any rumHIC?
I looooooooove butch!
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I will not epic reveal under any circumstance on any day in any game from this point forward.
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