It's the 17th of May, which means Norwegians everywhere are going "in your face, Sweden!" and being generally patriotic.
Except for me. I'm at work earning double time because it's my patriotic duty to make myself more money.
But that doesn't mean I don't feel festive! So!
This is Norway:
We're a country with a population of only about 5 million, but we're about the size of the state of Montana, so there's plenty of room to go around. About 1.1 million of us live in a few large-ish cities while the rest live in places like this:
Those poor, poor bastards.
Meanwhile, all the places people don't live look like this:
Why the hell would anyone want to live there? Look at that shit.
Oh and we have a theme song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiH4BFTELME
No wait, shit shit, this is our themesong:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUtiIMZIVOU
Happy birthday Norway!
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The capital of Norway, Oslo, has 600,000 people. The second largest city has 253,000.
The fifth largest city in Norway has a population of 72,000 people.
We do however openly resent that you are riched than us with your damn oil money.
everything for Norway
The best part of that is that we only found it like 70 years after we broke up with you.
If you'd just put out a bit more you'd be rich too!
NORWEGIAN IS BEST ETHNICITY
ESPECIALLY TODAY
Hooray for having a unique last name that everyone mangles because they've never seen it before!
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Viking.
Minnesota Vikings shirt it is, then.
Hell yes.
Also on an unrelated note let's all hope that nothing happens to the queen today
The only way he'd be more bitchin' is if he was rockin out on a guitar.
Is today the day she is visiting Dublin?
It's expensive as all hell; as a rule of thumb, everything here costs twice what it would cost for you.
However, it is a beautiful country. If you like hiking, skiing, or pretty much anything else involving nature, you're golden. You can take a ship up along the coast and see the fjords, and if you make it all the way to the top, Nordkapp is a fantastic sight. It's almost literally the edge of the world:
It's windy as fuck, though.
So yeah, definitely worth seeing. Just save up some dosh first.
edit: looks cool enough, I've been thinking of taking a trip somewhere in europe for a short while
I was in Dublin last week and I saw the Garda welding shut all the manholes and utility covers. At first I thought Ireland was too poor to afford public maintenance people so the Garda had to do all the checks as well as police detail.
I put it together after I saw all the posters rallying to keep the Queen out of Ireland.
I haven't been to Dublin in the last week but the amount of security is meant to be unlike anything we've ever had before
Also, for kicks;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApxnAr6pRt0
But did you know that your country looks like someone spraying semen out of their penis everywhere?
This doesn't stop you being great people. Just saying.
Satans..... hints.....
Norway is that place in the first five minutes of Thor.
Also the place where the 13th Warrior takes place.
Also the place where they filmed the battle of Hoth.
Is there no post where you aren't an asshole? How does Viv deal with it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RN-no1Ka7yU
We are the manliest of nations.
I don't think I'm Norwegian though.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pgclxsg13s
Satans..... hints.....
It's in Disney World between Mexico and China. It's one of the few countries with a ride, so it's always packed.
It's the most efficient way to store them. An aside;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2n94xfLNC2o
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