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"Man offers you one million dollars for a night with your wife"

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    Colour?

    Fuck you!

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    if you give a moose a muffin


    what happens next?

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    British spelling is fake spelling

    All putting q's in random-ass shit

    In British English we'd inexplicably spell your name Poourouqoundriaq

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    British spelling is fake spelling

    All putting q's in random-ass shit

    In British English we'd inexplicably spell your name Poourouqoundriaq

    Then he would be locked in the tower of London for crimes against the letter Z.

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Poourouqoundriaq

    Poourouqoundiraq

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  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Why on earth were none of the potato foodstuff options smiles?

    WHY?

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  • PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Why do we call it Germany in English? That sounds absolutely nothing like Deutschland

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    spono wrote: »
    if you give a moose a muffin


    what happens next?

    Man, I loved that book. Used to read it to the daycare kids all the time.

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Peccavi wrote: »
    Why do we call it Germany in English? That sounds absolutely nothing like Deutschland

    it was part of their terms of defeat in the big one

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  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Beasteh, those are not smiles either.

    God damnit.

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Peccavi wrote: »
    Why do we call it Germany in English? That sounds absolutely nothing like Deutschland

    When I was a kid I was incensed that everybody everywhere didn't just call countries by that country's own name for itself

    It seemed so silly that every language had its own name for every other nation

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  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Example of Ed's point.

    Up here in Scotland we call 'England' 'Fuckingshitstainarseholeland'.

    We are a subtle and noble people, especially when it comes to showing our displeasure.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    what if a man offered you 1 million dollars..to sleep with your pizza?

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    We for example call the country that Edcrab is from Whingervadia.

    He calls my locality Murderpore.

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  • ShanadeusShanadeus Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    You guys.

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  • JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Druhim wrote: »
    what if a man offered you 1 million dollars..to sleep with your pizza?

    This is entirely acceptable as long as I don't have to eat the pizza afterwards, cause I could then buy like .... a hundred pizzas or something

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    Junpei wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    what if a man offered you 1 million dollars..to sleep with your pizza?

    This is entirely acceptable as long as I don't have to eat the pizza afterwards, cause I could then buy like .... a hundred pizzas or something

    Of course you have to eat the pizza. What's the point otherwise?

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  • JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Druhim wrote: »
    Junpei wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    what if a man offered you 1 million dollars..to sleep with your pizza?

    This is entirely acceptable as long as I don't have to eat the pizza afterwards, cause I could then buy like .... a hundred pizzas or something

    Of course you have to eat the pizza. What's the point otherwise?

    Boy this pizza tastes like a million dollars! :^:

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Can't waste food.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
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    Nacho-tots.

    Also, waffle-fries are the best fries.
    I was at what would become my favorite wing place back home for the first time with friends. I saw that the menu featured something called "sexy fries" so I asked the waitress what made the fries so sexy. She told me they were waffle fries with chopped bacon and cheese. I responded "oh god that is sexy."

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  • JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I could however give the pizza to starving orphans in africa, does this sound like a decent compromise?

    Ethics!

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I'll give Dru a million dollars to pee in his butt

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    He'll do that for like twenty cents though butters.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    He has to hold it in for like 30 minutes though.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I'm not a cheap whore. If some rich guy wants to do things to me, my prices start at $500. When you price yourself low, people are going to treat you low. That's what my business class taught me.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Look, I can pretty explicitly state that there is nothing that springs to mind that I wouldn't do, or allow to be done, for a million dollars cash, tax free.


    yes, that. yes, that as well. yes, that would also happen.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Stale.

    I will give you a million dollars.

    If you give me two million dollars.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Blake T wrote: »
    Stale.

    I will give you a million dollars.

    If you give me two million dollars.

    I'm going to need 3 million dollars.

    Stale on
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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Nope. You said you'd do anything for a million.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    *Will do anything provided it does not overdraw my bank account. Or require credit. Or involve American Express, fuckers got a death squad lookin for me.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I'd probably have sex with most people for a million dollars

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    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Dan, one million dollars if you do your next batch of ribs mustard barbecue style

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Fine.

    I will give you a million dollars if you successfully steal me five million dollars of untraceable money with no heat.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    A million dollars if Dan admits he loved Walking Tall

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    A million dollars if he only cooks steak until its black, charred meat-coal

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Done, and done.


    Show me the cash, I'll show you a picture of me fellating the rock and slurping down mustard BBQ

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  • azith28azith28 Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I keep flashing back to that really bad movie with the cheers bartender actor playing the one-armed bowler and the big blond amish guy....the one scene where he offers the bowler a million to sleep with the amish guy and next scene we see is him throwing up cash in glee while the amish guy cries on the bed, his ass piled with ice packs.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    kingpin

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  • JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Kingpin deals with intense philosophical quandaries

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