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Computer Issue

ryoung11ryoung11 Registered User new member
edited May 2011 in Social Entropy++
I recently bought a new motherboard because my old one was clearly dead. (Push the power button and nothing would happen at all)

I got my new motherboard, hooked it up and now the computer boots up, however nothing shows on the screen, and there are no beeps coming from the motherboard. The Video card, psu, and case fan are all running, but absolutely nothing happens on the screen and again no beeps from the motherboard itself.

The ram and processor are both compatible, and from here on out I have no idea what is going on and would like to know if there is something that I can do to fix this.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    yeah, you're going to want a different forum for something like this

    Centipede Damascus on
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    Needs more RAM

    Raijin Quickfoot on
  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    You might be better off posing this question in Moe's Technology Tavern

    Squall on
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    overclock the megabytes

    TheySlashThem on
  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited May 2011
    Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow

    Whippy on
  • MarthMarth Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    overclock the megabytes

    You're mad!

    Marth on
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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Reboot it with fire.

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  • TleilaxuTleilaxu Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    SE++ isn't exactly the best place to ask for tech help.

    We have a Tech forum you might want to visit instead.
    There is also a Help and Advice forum to try as well.

    Tleilaxu on
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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS!!

    Raijin Quickfoot on
  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    submerge the afflicted components in a mineral oil bath and gently massage the transistors

    this will relieve any stress in the parts and should help your situation

    VALVEjunkie on
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    ryoung11 wrote: »
    I recently bought a new motherboard because my old one was clearly dead. (Push the power button and nothing would happen at all)

    I got my new motherboard, hooked it up and now the computer boots up, however nothing shows on the screen, and there are no beeps coming from the motherboard. The Video card, psu, and case fan are all running, but absolutely nothing happens on the screen and again no beeps from the motherboard itself.

    The ram and processor are both compatible, and from here on out I have no idea what is going on and would like to know if there is something that I can do to fix this.

    Are you sure you're posting this in the right place?

    It could be you have a component that's shorting on the board or on one of your peripherals. Try stripping out as many superfluous components as possible, and booting with only one stick of ram.

    Swap each stick of ram in on its own and see if you get anything to boot. Pull the CMOS battery and wait for about 30 seconds or so, then put it back in. You should also pull your CPU, wait a minute, then put it back in (make sure your CPU is making full contact with the pads, and that you have it in the correct orientation).

    Take a careful look at your motherboard and look for any damaged, leaking or burst capacitors.

    Finally, if you have access to it and know how to use one properly, try using a volt meter to see if you're getting current to all parts of your system.

    If none of that works you may need to RMA your motherboard.

    Brolo on
  • MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    you could die in a fire?

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    Dying in a fire seems like the worst way to die. Just ask Freddy Krueger.

    Raijin Quickfoot on
  • TleilaxuTleilaxu Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Someone might be emitting tachyon pulses from two other points in time at your PC. You should shut them down before you're all destroyed.

    Tleilaxu on
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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Marth wrote: »
    overclock the megabytes

    You're mad!

    no, I'm Angry

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    TheySlashThem on
  • LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    install linux problem solved

    buy more ram



    ... there were others but fucked if i can remember them

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  • Mr. ButtonsMr. Buttons Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Koshian wrote: »
    ryoung11 wrote: »
    I recently bought a new motherboard because my old one was clearly dead. (Push the power button and nothing would happen at all)

    I got my new motherboard, hooked it up and now the computer boots up, however nothing shows on the screen, and there are no beeps coming from the motherboard. The Video card, psu, and case fan are all running, but absolutely nothing happens on the screen and again no beeps from the motherboard itself.

    The ram and processor are both compatible, and from here on out I have no idea what is going on and would like to know if there is something that I can do to fix this.

    clear the CMOS

    If that doesn't work, you might require more LED lighting. And reseat stuff too to make sure it's all actually connected. So many times things aren't actually plugged in properly.

    Mr. Buttons on
  • TleilaxuTleilaxu Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Koshian wrote: »
    ryoung11 wrote: »
    I recently bought a new motherboard because my old one was clearly dead. (Push the power button and nothing would happen at all)

    I got my new motherboard, hooked it up and now the computer boots up, however nothing shows on the screen, and there are no beeps coming from the motherboard. The Video card, psu, and case fan are all running, but absolutely nothing happens on the screen and again no beeps from the motherboard itself.

    The ram and processor are both compatible, and from here on out I have no idea what is going on and would like to know if there is something that I can do to fix this.

    clear the CMOS

    If that doesn't work, you might require more LED lighting. And reseat stuff too to make sure it's all actually connected. So many times things aren't actually plugged in properly.

    Lights only go so far.
    You'll also need a sweet paintjob. I recommend this for maximum framerate:
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    Tleilaxu on
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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I never knew all of you duders were such computer geniuses.

    Knowing all the answers and all.

    Belruel on
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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Have you ever tried asking your computer what IT wants to do for a change

    I Win Swordfights on
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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    it's a guy thing

    our penises allow us to understand complex machinery

    TheySlashThem on
  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Has anyone suggested flinging feces and screaming at it?

    I think that is the best plan.

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    So, what you're saying is that I rub my penis on the disk drive.

    It is all so clear now, brb frotting.

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    ryoung11 wrote: »
    and there are no beeps coming from the motherboard.

    This tells you everything you need to know about the problem. It's an easy fix, but takes a while to explain, I'll spoiler it. You'll need your windows CD.
    reinstall the beeps.

    babyeatingjesus on
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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Has anyone suggested flinging feces and screaming at it?

    I think that is the best plan.

    that's the default plan B

    TheySlashThem on
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    have you tried peeing on the motherboard

    crwth on
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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    crwth wrote: »
    have you tried peeing on the motherboard

    that's your answer for everything!

    Centipede Damascus on
  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    something something something computer hardware joke something something HAHAHA OH MY GOD THIS THREAD IS HILARIOUS KEEP FUCKING POSTING THESE JOKES GUYS THIS IS GOLD, SOLID FUCKING GOLD HAHA HAAHAAH HAVE YOU TRIED DOING THIS THING THAT IS DUMB BUT LETS ADVISE IT WITH A COMPLETELY STRAIGHT FACE ITS A JOKE YOU SEE HUMOUR MAYBE YOU DONT GET THAT WHERE YOU LIVE BUT ITS TOP QUALITY PRIMO INTERNET FUNNIES HAHAHAHA

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  • TleilaxuTleilaxu Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Have you checked the toner level in your printer?

    Tleilaxu on
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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    WHOA SCARAB CHILL OUT BUDDY

    VALVEjunkie on
  • Samir Duran DuranSamir Duran Duran Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    something something something computer hardware joke something something HAHAHA OH MY GOD THIS THREAD IS HILARIOUS KEEP FUCKING POSTING THESE JOKES GUYS THIS IS GOLD, SOLID FUCKING GOLD HAHA HAAHAAH HAVE YOU TRIED DOING THIS THING THAT IS DUMB BUT LETS ADVISE IT WITH A COMPLETELY STRAIGHT FACE ITS A JOKE YOU SEE HUMOUR MAYBE YOU DONT GET THAT WHERE YOU LIVE BUT ITS TOP QUALITY PRIMO INTERNET FUNNIES HAHAHAHA

    If we gave honest advice about computers we would look like a bunch of fucking nerds.

    So we make jokes about computers.

    Samir Duran Duran on
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  • MVikingMViking Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    You need to give your computer some space. It just needs some time to figure its issues out. Then it'll come back with its batteries recharged and ready to work things out with you.

    MViking on
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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Goodness me.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Scarab are you feeling quite well

    Centipede Damascus on
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    oh shit scarab totally called us on what we tend to do

    guess we'd better stop

    TheySlashThem on
  • MVikingMViking Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Scarab's advice isn't helpful to the OP at all :v:

    MViking on
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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    something something something computer hardware joke something something HAHAHA OH MY GOD THIS THREAD IS HILARIOUS KEEP FUCKING POSTING THESE JOKES GUYS THIS IS GOLD, SOLID FUCKING GOLD HAHA HAAHAAH HAVE YOU TRIED DOING THIS THING THAT IS DUMB BUT LETS ADVISE IT WITH A COMPLETELY STRAIGHT FACE ITS A JOKE YOU SEE HUMOUR MAYBE YOU DONT GET THAT WHERE YOU LIVE BUT ITS TOP QUALITY PRIMO INTERNET FUNNIES HAHAHAHA

    scarab is everything okay

    Brolo on
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    something something something computer hardware joke something something HAHAHA OH MY GOD THIS THREAD IS HILARIOUS KEEP FUCKING POSTING THESE JOKES GUYS THIS IS GOLD, SOLID FUCKING GOLD HAHA HAAHAAH HAVE YOU TRIED DOING THIS THING THAT IS DUMB BUT LETS ADVISE IT WITH A COMPLETELY STRAIGHT FACE ITS A JOKE YOU SEE HUMOUR MAYBE YOU DONT GET THAT WHERE YOU LIVE BUT ITS TOP QUALITY PRIMO INTERNET FUNNIES HAHAHAHA

    check out this guy

    crwth on
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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    Some people be jealous of our impeccable comedic timing.

    Raijin Quickfoot on
  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited May 2011
    Koshian wrote: »
    my post was honest advice shrug

    Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining

    Whippy on
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