I have a dream

Rankenphile

Last night I had the awesomest dream ever. I woke up from it laughing my ass off, and had to wake up my fiancee to share it.

So in this dream I'm driving around in Bellingham, a college town not too far to the north of where I live. Bellingham is very hilly and sits right on the harbor. Well, as I drove down one street next to the harbor I caught a glimpse of something in my rear view mirror.

On a huge hill, there were a series of sea walls and other concrete structures, and on them I saw it. This vision of awesome, of hilarity too fucking rad to fully comprehend.

You know our friend The Dancing Dong? Well, it turns out that his image had become a popular "tag" for spraypainting kids. Behind me, on this massive series of walls, were gigantic scrawled spraypaint outlines of Mr Wigglewang himself. Some of them had already been sandblasted off, leaving behind perfectly clean outlines of the Dancing Dong on filthy concrete walls, and other spraypaint versions of him were at least thirty feet high and would easily be visible from the harbor for all the ships to see.

Fuck yes.

Better yet, in this dream I managed to catch a portion of the news discussing this new phenomenon of boners popping up (tee hee hee) all across the city. Whomever edited the news footage had a very, very awesome sense of humor because the mayor was quoted as follows:

"Mr. Mayor, what do you think about this Boner situation?"

"Well, it's very hard, you know. These boners are everywhere."

I actually woke up at this point because I was laughing in my sleep. Oh what wondrous visions are there to behold in the gentle cradle of sleep.



So... how were your dreams last night?

Ronjon

I dream of Penis

thorgot

pics pls

Hunter

I dreamed of fucking your mom.

Then I woke up and nailed her again.

Wise_a

Rankenphile wrote:

Last night I had the awesomest dream ever. I woke up from it laughing my ass off, and had to wake up my fiancee to share it.

So in this dream I'm driving around in Bellingham, a college town not too far to the north of where I live. Bellingham is very hilly and sits right on the harbor. Well, as I drove down one street next to the harbor I caught a glimpse of something in my rear view mirror.

On a huge hill, there were a series of sea walls and other concrete structures, and on them I saw it. This vision of awesome, of hilarity too fucking rad to fully comprehend.

You know our friend The Dancing Dong? Well, it turns out that his image had become a popular "tag" for spraypainting kids. Behind me, on this massive series of walls, were gigantic scrawled spraypaint outlines of Mr Wigglewang himself. Some of them had already been sandblasted off, leaving behind perfectly clean outlines of the Dancing Dong on filthy concrete walls, and other spraypaint versions of him were at least thirty feet high and would easily be visible from the harbor for all the ships to see.

Fuck yes.

Better yet, in this dream I managed to catch a portion of the news discussing this new phenomenon of boners popping up (tee hee hee) all across the city. Whomever edited the news footage had a very, very awesome sense of humor because the mayor was quoted as follows:

"Mr. Mayor, what do you think about this Boner situation?"

"Well, it's very hard, you know. These boners are everywhere."

I actually woke up at this point because I was laughing in my sleep. Oh what wondrous visions are there to behold in the gentle cradle of sleep.



So... how were your dreams last night?

I appreciate this thread.

SeñorAmor

I dream about wetting the bed.

So far, only dreams.

Jimbo the Impressive

I seriously read I has a dream. I've been on the internet too long. Anyway, my dreams never have a story. Just a sequence of images.
Also, I once dreamed that I was waking up.

DaySleeper

The trouble with stories about dreams is that unless you pass away in your sleep they always end the same way: And then I woke up. Just tell your dreams like they're real stories that actually happened to you.

Pata

Hahahaha.

That's awesome Rank.

That's happened to me too, laughing so hard in my dream it woke me up.

Hunter

SeñorAmor wrote:

I dream about wetting the bed.

So far, only dreams.

I wet the bed, but I stand up while doing it.

AHH!

I dream about crumbling weed into a pipe

mmmmm. Haven't done so in weeks.

DaySleeper

Hunter wrote:

SeñorAmor wrote:

I dream about wetting the bed.

So far, only dreams.

I wet the bed, but I stand up while doing it.

Are you German?

Rankenphile

Pata wrote:

Hahahaha.

That's awesome Rank.

That's happened to me too, laughing so hard in my dream it woke me up.

This is the first time I've ever woken up from a dream and thought, "Oh man, I can't wait to tell the internet about this!"

Hunter

DaySleeper wrote:

Hunter wrote:

SeñorAmor wrote:

I dream about wetting the bed.

So far, only dreams.

I wet the bed, but I stand up while doing it.

Are you German?

No, I don't like scat porn.

SeñorAmor

Hunter wrote:

SeñorAmor wrote:

I dream about wetting the bed.

So far, only dreams.

I wet the bed, but I stand up while doing it.

In my dreams, I'm laying on my back, nekkid, and rolling slightly to the left and right while I coat the bed in pee.



i wish

Pata

Rankenphile wrote:

Pata wrote:

Hahahaha.

That's awesome Rank.

That's happened to me too, laughing so hard in my dream it woke me up.

This is the first time I've ever woken up from a dream and thought, "Oh man, I can't wait to tell the internet about this!"

And everyone is glad you did.

This is begging for some Photoshops.

DaySleeper

I once woke my wife up because I was laughing so hard in my sleep. She woke me up to ask what was happening and I said "you just told a duck to pull up its pants" and fell immediately back asleep. I have no idea what that means.

Sheri

I dreamt I was an RA of my floor

Except I don't live in dorms anymore

And there were way too many people

And I was like, 'Fuck this noise' and hid in my room.

Also, I had six bettas at one time last year, and I would frequently have bad dreams in which I would be changing their water and they would be flopping around or I'd try to move them into a smaller container and it'd have no water in it

I had a dream like that the other night, even though I haven't had bettas in years. I had one in a vase of water, and I was on a roller coaster. WTF.

Cogliostro

I dreamt that I flying a helicopter but we weren't going anywhere. I kept yelling at my co-pilot to check the collective, but it turned out he had been assimilated.


Weird.

Marblehead Johnson

Wise_a wrote:

Rankenphile wrote:

Big dream description

I appreciate this thread.

That was an important contribution.

Last night's dream? I need some Valerian and IB's, so they were about seven or eight kinds of fucked up, and subjectively several hours long. All I know or remember at the moment was living in a beachhouse, and trying to keep people from my school out, while my dad moved in upstairs. At some point, I hopped on my bike and left, and some of them followed me, so I threw my bike into the ocean, and they all followed. Then I went for a picnic with my wife.

Usually they're better than that.

DaySleeper

Another time I rolled over in bed making lightsaber noises and then started poking her in the side (with my fingers) and going 'pew pew pew pew'

She asked me what was going on and I said "lasers, obviously" and fell asleep again. I'm way funnier when I'm asleep than when I'm awake.

Darth Waiter

I finally stopped having dreams about working in the restaurant industry about three months ago and it's been since December of '05 since I quit. Currently, I'm having dreams every night about my car being stolen.

Cerpin Taxt

i had a weird one after reading the scary stuff thread.

Stupid cave story claustrophobia oh god go away demon.

Raijin Quickfoot

I remember maybe 1 dream a month and it is usually something mundane.

Calebros

my dreams usually suck, or they're interesting but i can't remember enough

one time i was chasing alyssa milano through my flooding mansion but i only remember snippets

t daysleeper - hahahaha

Isorn

Must be nice to dream. I haven't had a dream I could remember in 15 years. And the ones I do remember from 15 years ago were all nightmares.

Ah well.

mrpaku

my dreams lately have been about inconsistent superpowers or my teeth falling out

DaySleeper

mrpaku wrote:

my dreams lately have been about inconsistent superpowers or my teeth falling out

I had a teeth one a while ago. I was chewing something and then all of a sudden i was chewing teeth and then it was just bloody gums and aeuaglausdlghalsgausgh now I feel weird

Cerpin Taxt

I hate these dreams.

Rankenphile

interesting thing is that everybody dreams when they sleep. Just rarely remember them. When I stopped smoking pot, my dreams became much, much more vivid, almost to a frightening degree. The whole time I was a stoner I never thought I dreamed, but I realize now that the drugs just inhibited recollection of them.

SeñorAmor

DaySleeper wrote:

mrpaku wrote:

my dreams lately have been about inconsistent superpowers or my teeth falling out

I had a teeth one a while ago. I was chewing something and then all of a sudden i was chewing teeth and then it was just bloody gums and aeuaglausdlghalsgausgh now I feel weird

I've had the same dream. Teeth just crumbling in my mouth and I try to spit out the tooth particles in the bathroom sink. Scares the shit out of me.

Pata

Rank.

I have consulted various arcane sources and interpreted your dream. I have come up with the following results.

A: You're gay

B: You want to have sex with your father

C: You want to haver sex with your father outside on national news.

You want "We Will Rock You" Playing while you engage in acts of carnal lust.

Darth Waiter

DaySleeper wrote:

mrpaku wrote:

my dreams lately have been about inconsistent superpowers or my teeth falling out

I had a teeth one a while ago. I was chewing something and then all of a sudden i was chewing teeth and then it was just bloody gums and aeuaglausdlghalsgausgh now I feel weird

I've had those dreams whenever I take a catnap in the afternoon. Fucking bizarre when you just know that you're spitting out chunks of teeth and you wake up and everything's okay.

Calebros

Rankenphile wrote:

interesting thing is that everybody dreams when they sleep. Just rarely remember them. When I stopped smoking pot, my dreams became much, much more vivid, almost to a frightening degree. The whole time I was a stoner I never thought I dreamed, but I realize now that the drugs just inhibited recollection of them.

i used to not remember my dreams, and then i started smoking pot, and still couldn't remember my dreams. then i stopped, and now i can remember the majority of them.

its got to do with stopping pot

i mean, i guess

Marblehead Johnson

Rankenphile wrote:

interesting thing is that everybody dreams when they sleep. Just rarely remember them. When I stopped smoking pot, my dreams became much, much more vivid, almost to a frightening degree. The whole time I was a stoner I never thought I dreamed, but I realize now that the drugs just inhibited recollection of them.

Same happened to me when I started taking IB's to help me sleep, and then Valerian to help me sleep. The dreams got longer, more vivid, and I remembered them better (except when I'm REALLY tired, then I'm too tired to remember them). I've had dreams that, subjectively, were several days long.

DaySleeper

SeñorAmor wrote:

DaySleeper wrote:

mrpaku wrote:

my dreams lately have been about inconsistent superpowers or my teeth falling out

I had a teeth one a while ago. I was chewing something and then all of a sudden i was chewing teeth and then it was just bloody gums and aeuaglausdlghalsgausgh now I feel weird

I've had the same dream. Teeth just crumbling in my mouth and I try to spit out the tooth particles in the bathroom sink. Scares the shit out of me.

I also grind my teeth so it was kind of extra weird because I sort of think it might really happen to me

taoistlumberjak

Cerpin Taxt wrote:

I hate these dreams.

I had one of those last night

EffStarStarStar

A couple nights ago I had a dream where I peed for about 4 or 5 minutes, and then finally woke up and went "Wow, I really have to pee, it's a good thing that didn't work."

Jermaine Champaigne

I had a dream that my school lacked funding, and was going to be shut-down. It came down to me to save it, so I put on a bitching razor scooter exhibition and drew a record crowd. Unfortunately, this caused Bat-Shark, basically a flying shark in a Batman mask, to go berserk and attack. He was driven away with my laser jumping rope, but I knew he was going to return. That's why I then went on my quest to find Jesus, who was being held in a sugarcup by a sorceror.

My dreams are pretty stupid-awesome

mrpaku

EffStarStarStar wrote:

A couple nights ago I had a dream where I peed for about 4 or 5 minutes, and then finally woke up and went "Wow, I really have to pee, it's a good thing that didn't work."

one time i was incredibly drunk in college and had the same dream and you probably know how the rest of the story goes

taoistlumberjak

mrpaku wrote:

EffStarStarStar wrote:

A couple nights ago I had a dream where I peed for about 4 or 5 minutes, and then finally woke up and went "Wow, I really have to pee, it's a good thing that didn't work."

one time i was incredibly drunk in college and had the same dream and you probably know how the rest of the story goes

when you woke up, your pillow was missing?