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Charles Kinbote
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hi guys this is a thread for appreciating the sort of music that trees would like
this is not a thread for posting what you're listening to right now because no one gives a shit
this is just a thread for talking about forest music of various sorts
if a tree would not like the sounds don't bump that jam in THIS internet hallway okay let's roll
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqS4BqikyWA
DAMN trees would love that song
there could be no wind and trees would be like "let's set to swaying!!"
why would trees love that song? 1:
reference to lions, which sleep in trees. 2: pretty lady voice 3: the rhythm four: the instruments
this is also not a thread for just posting a bunch of youtube videos of songs because let's be honest people only really listen to those when they are in a really good mood, and that is pretty rare b/c internet
so this is mostly for DISCUSSION of trees, this is NOT a forumer opinion thread
ok god bless
this is not a thread for posting what you're listening to right now because no one gives a shit
this is just a thread for talking about forest music of various sorts
if a tree would not like the sounds don't bump that jam in THIS internet hallway okay let's roll
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqS4BqikyWA
DAMN trees would love that song
there could be no wind and trees would be like "let's set to swaying!!"
why would trees love that song? 1:
reference to lions, which sleep in trees. 2: pretty lady voice 3: the rhythm four: the instruments
this is also not a thread for just posting a bunch of youtube videos of songs because let's be honest people only really listen to those when they are in a really good mood, and that is pretty rare b/c internet
so this is mostly for DISCUSSION of trees, this is NOT a forumer opinion thread
ok god bless
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They smell like grapes and flowers all smushed together.
It's pretty cool. I'd never seen acacias before I lived here.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
I need a pretty biddy a teach me how
I think I might be allergic to those or these crappy pine trees that spray yellow dust on everything, though, cause my eyes have been itchy as hell this week.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
I can see it going in the mouth
I just don't know how people do it without spending the next ~two hours hating themselves
also I wanna try ecstasy, I've decided. Would probably like it more than I liked acid
drug talk
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMFsJiAcELY
Hi, I'm Jack!! Long time poster, short time tree enthusiast. I'm from Iowa! :O)
I think trees would like this song because it's about water.
Trees need water to live! Most things need water to live.
Trees also like cute people (I read a version of The Giving Tree that went a really lewd route once that proves this...) and those people are pretty cute.
Hope you guys agree! Like, subscribe, and comment to this post... if you dare :twisted:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m2d0-PPV-Y
I am screenshotting that for my photobucket
hot tree
no tree babies for me
like it's easy to play marry/boff/kill with girls in the subway, but once I know them at all it's impossible for me to tell whether they're physically attractive or not
so most of the time between one of them expressing interest and me saying no or yes is me going "? ?? ?? ? ?? ? ??? ? ? ? ?? ? ? ????"
I think one of my greatest failings (and one of those I keep most secret in my Uninternet Life) is that I legitimately have this weird hang-up about dating girls that aren't generally considered attractive regardless of what I think of them, which is gross and I wish I were cured
this is a serious thing that I am wrestling with in my life right now, and it is so shallow and stupid
I think it's because my high school friends were so quick to rip one another apart for dating unattractive girls
led to a lot of single guys
(also I told my mom about some of my brain problems for the first time at dinner tonight
and she was like "well when you're older and more mature maybe you'll consider coming to me for homeopathic treatment"
which, like, I get where she's coming from, but thanks, mom!!)
it's not good though
not good at all
I also usually like it when after three pages they just drop away
any dude can make a big ol' SEX THREAD and bam, 100 pages
now please give me free advice for my problemz
Perhaps a willow can offer you advice.
(I find that once I get to know someone I am more likely to consider them physically attractive because I know them and their personality shades my perception of their appearance.)
(But you should probably get over giving a shit whether other people find someone you find attractive attractive.)
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
what kind of jammies do you think trees would wear
do you think trees care about what other people say about the "snuggie"
I mean, you got to know what you like
like look at Hugh Jackman's wife
personally I wouldn't call her attractive but I don't doubt that he thinks she's gorgeous
I guess I've never really experienced guys ripping on other guys' girlfriends like that, it just sounds so low class
yeah I should I just dunno how I was raised in a shallow family and grew up among shallow friends
it's one of those weird doublethink things because as far as I go, I don't really give a shit what my friends' partners look like or judge them at all for the appearance of the folks that they date except for when they are really clearly just dating a guy/girl because they think he/she's hot
and yet some intractable little part of me thinks that they are gonna respect me less if I date girls that ain't x/100 attractive?? I don't know, anxiety is a moron
mad low class, like, hells of tasteless
dudes all pulling one another's girlfriends up on facebook at a party so that everyone can laugh
dude walks in, says "fuck you guys," a half-hour of jokes proceed
true story. I was one of the guys watching, didn't say a damn thing.
and they get cranky that I don't keep in touch
This will be here until I receive an apology or Weedlordvegeta get any consequences for being a bully
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I mean I imagine that being surrounded by exactly that for any period of time is going to alter how you go about considering dating girls. And obviously there's something to just not being attracted to someone. But odds are you'll be a whole lot happier in your relationships if you can, okay, maybe not "get over it," but try to pare out your anxiety about the opinions of outsiders from that first "Should we go on a date" decision. Like, maybe they'll respect you less, but if they do and insist on vocalizing that...
I mean okay, my grandmother put on weight as she aged, right? And once, my grandparents were having guests over for dinner and one of the guests came up to my grandfather and said, "Shouldn't Sandra really consider losing some weight? She's looking a bit heavy these days."
And my grandfather told him that if he ever said anything about my grandmother's appearance to either of them, he would never be invited in their company again.
I guess what I'm saying is, find someone for whom you're willing to be my grandfather in this situation.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
I settled on a thicket of dicks.
Satans..... hints.....