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Fired for a Penny Arcade Comic? Thats A Paddlin.
Dirktech
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Attached is a chat log from my former employer. Not much explanation is needed, but I was terminated for linking the person to a penny arcade comic. while some would say I was being rude to a customer, he could not verify any account info and was making wild accusations, typically the tactics of a Phisher. Share and Enjoy. p.s. was a little stoned when I was on this, bear with me.
Dirk G.: <as-html>okay where did you buy this game?</as-html>
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: Gamestop
Dirk G.: <as-html>okay did you buy it used?</as-html>
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: yes
Dirk G.: <as-html>and what console is it for?</as-html>
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: xbox 360
Dirk G.: <as-html>yeah, you will have to purchase the online pass.</as-html>
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: why
Dirk G.: <as-html>it is available on the XBOX live marketplace.</as-html>
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: i dont want to purchase it on the marketplace
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: i bought the game and the access code was supposed to be included
Dirk G.: <as-html>that is correct, when its new.</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>all new copies have a working registration code.</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>the person who gave your game to gamestop, used that code.</as-html>
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: Thats unfair
Dirk G.: <as-html>I have a cartoon that can help me illustrate this point if you like.</as-html>
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: A cartoon?
Dirk G.: <as-html>see, when you purchase a game used, like from gamestop, you arent actually purchasing the game from the people who made it. youre purchasing it from gamestop.</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>that's why **(giant game company) has put the online pass on our games, so that we still make some money off of the game that you bought for a discounted rate, rather than none.</as-html>
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: You have a million online passes and you cant give me one?
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: Thats all im asking for
Dirk G.: <as-html>can you verify the birthdate on your ** account?</as-html>
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: june 28 1995
Dirk G.: <as-html>wrong ;/</as-html>
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: Thats impossible
Dirk G.: <as-html>http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/8/25/ </as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>and yes, unfortunately, your birthdate is incorrect.</as-html>
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: So you think your funny?
Dirk G.: <as-html>I try.</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>I wouldve given you the pass</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>but you have to verify the birthdate.</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>and that one really isnt correct.</as-html>
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: is it the birthdate on the ea account or my xbox live?
Dirk G.: <as-html>EA account</as-html>
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: November 7 1990
Dirk G.: <as-html>swing and a miss.</as-html>
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: may 3 1973
Dirk G.: <as-html>way off.</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>sorry man, im not going to be able to help you</as-html>
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: why do i have to verify the birthdate ?
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: i can verify anything else
Dirk G.: <as-html>birthdate.</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>or secret question</as-html>
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: ok whats the secret question
Dirk G.: <as-html>or credit card number on the account</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>there isnt one.</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>and there is no credit card number.</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>hence the birthdate.</as-html>
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: i skipped through all that crap
Dirk G.: <as-html>well that was what we in the business call a "bad idea"</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>I cant make the pass</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>unless I make it on your account</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>I cant get to the code maker</as-html>
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: one second
Dirk G.: <as-html>without you giving the correct birthdat.</as-html>
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: wait
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: it says my screen name has been cancelled
Dirk G.: <as-html>doesn't show that on my screen.</as-html>
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: you fucking fagots cancelled my screen name on purpose
Dirk G.: <as-html>ha</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>no we dont even have the ability to do that</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>all we could do is disable the account</as-html>
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: which is what you did
Dirk G.: <as-html>no, the status on that account is active.</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>and no change has been made.</as-html>
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: then why cant i log in
Dirk G.: <as-html>but....you have definitely made it much harder on yourself, because now Im disconnecting the chat.</as-html>
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: queer how about you go get laid
Dirk G.: <as-html>ha good one.</as-html>
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: fucking virgin
Dirk G.: <as-html>also incorrect</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>seems to be a theme here....</as-html>
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: stays in front of his little computer all day
Dirk G.: <as-html>all night</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>its 1 am here.
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: I wish i would see you in real life so i could fuck you up pussy
Dirk G.: <as-html>U mad?
Dirk G.: <as-html>why U mad bro?
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: Not at all
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: U mad?
Dirk G.: <as-html>I aint even mad.
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: Good now leave your little laptop and go find some pussy
Dirk G.: <as-html>dual monitor desktop
Dirk G.: <as-html>wrong again
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: your probably some nerd with glasses that lives with his mom and gets no girls
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: wrong again?
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: i think not
Dirk G.: <as-html>Id be excited, if you had been right on even ONE of those comments.</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>or your account verification.</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>but now, you are DEFINITELY going to have to purchase that online pass.</as-html>
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: oh really?
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: cool story....
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: You talk like Mr. Funny guy in front of a "Dual monitor Desktop", but you wouldnt dare fight me in real life
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: fucking loser
Dirk G.: <as-html>im really just really really entertained at the idea of this.</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>I mean, I could have disconnected ages ago.</as-html>
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: oh you would be entertained wouldnt you fagot?
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: you like talking to guys?
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: does that turn you on queer?
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: but your still talking to me
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: seems like your interested
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: you like cocks?
Dirk G.: <as-html>yeah, because the chat log is recorded.</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>and its hilarious.</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>and me and all my nerdy friends are going to laugh about it over tea tomorrow./</as-html>
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: Oh shit to bad i DONT GIVE A FUCK
Dirk G.: <as-html>while you arent playing madden.</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>thanks for contacting **.</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>and have a great day
</as-html>
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: oh no i will be playing madden
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: be sure to get some pussy
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: not porn real pussy
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: geek
Dirk G.: <as-html>that's where all the action is.</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>is on madden.</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>you got me.</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>Im gonna start playing madden on the weekends.</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>its the new best club to go to.</as-html>
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: ok
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: good one
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: i sware i would love to see you in real life so i can fuck you up so hard
Dirk G.: <as-html>but you cant
</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>your era is over strong boy</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>this is the information age.</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>okay where did you buy this game?</as-html>
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: Gamestop
Dirk G.: <as-html>okay did you buy it used?</as-html>
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: yes
Dirk G.: <as-html>and what console is it for?</as-html>
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: xbox 360
Dirk G.: <as-html>yeah, you will have to purchase the online pass.</as-html>
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: why
Dirk G.: <as-html>it is available on the XBOX live marketplace.</as-html>
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: i dont want to purchase it on the marketplace
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: i bought the game and the access code was supposed to be included
Dirk G.: <as-html>that is correct, when its new.</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>all new copies have a working registration code.</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>the person who gave your game to gamestop, used that code.</as-html>
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: Thats unfair
Dirk G.: <as-html>I have a cartoon that can help me illustrate this point if you like.</as-html>
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: A cartoon?
Dirk G.: <as-html>see, when you purchase a game used, like from gamestop, you arent actually purchasing the game from the people who made it. youre purchasing it from gamestop.</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>that's why **(giant game company) has put the online pass on our games, so that we still make some money off of the game that you bought for a discounted rate, rather than none.</as-html>
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: You have a million online passes and you cant give me one?
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: Thats all im asking for
Dirk G.: <as-html>can you verify the birthdate on your ** account?</as-html>
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: june 28 1995
Dirk G.: <as-html>wrong ;/</as-html>
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: Thats impossible
Dirk G.: <as-html>http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/8/25/ </as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>and yes, unfortunately, your birthdate is incorrect.</as-html>
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: So you think your funny?
Dirk G.: <as-html>I try.</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>I wouldve given you the pass</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>but you have to verify the birthdate.</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>and that one really isnt correct.</as-html>
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: is it the birthdate on the ea account or my xbox live?
Dirk G.: <as-html>EA account</as-html>
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: November 7 1990
Dirk G.: <as-html>swing and a miss.</as-html>
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: may 3 1973
Dirk G.: <as-html>way off.</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>sorry man, im not going to be able to help you</as-html>
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: why do i have to verify the birthdate ?
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: i can verify anything else
Dirk G.: <as-html>birthdate.</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>or secret question</as-html>
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: ok whats the secret question
Dirk G.: <as-html>or credit card number on the account</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>there isnt one.</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>and there is no credit card number.</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>hence the birthdate.</as-html>
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: i skipped through all that crap
Dirk G.: <as-html>well that was what we in the business call a "bad idea"</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>I cant make the pass</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>unless I make it on your account</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>I cant get to the code maker</as-html>
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: one second
Dirk G.: <as-html>without you giving the correct birthdat.</as-html>
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: wait
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: it says my screen name has been cancelled
Dirk G.: <as-html>doesn't show that on my screen.</as-html>
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: you fucking fagots cancelled my screen name on purpose
Dirk G.: <as-html>ha</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>no we dont even have the ability to do that</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>all we could do is disable the account</as-html>
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: which is what you did
Dirk G.: <as-html>no, the status on that account is active.</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>and no change has been made.</as-html>
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: then why cant i log in
Dirk G.: <as-html>but....you have definitely made it much harder on yourself, because now Im disconnecting the chat.</as-html>
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: queer how about you go get laid
Dirk G.: <as-html>ha good one.</as-html>
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: fucking virgin
Dirk G.: <as-html>also incorrect</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>seems to be a theme here....</as-html>
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: stays in front of his little computer all day
Dirk G.: <as-html>all night</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>its 1 am here.
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: I wish i would see you in real life so i could fuck you up pussy
Dirk G.: <as-html>U mad?
Dirk G.: <as-html>why U mad bro?
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: Not at all
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: U mad?
Dirk G.: <as-html>I aint even mad.
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: Good now leave your little laptop and go find some pussy
Dirk G.: <as-html>dual monitor desktop
Dirk G.: <as-html>wrong again
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: your probably some nerd with glasses that lives with his mom and gets no girls
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: wrong again?
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: i think not
Dirk G.: <as-html>Id be excited, if you had been right on even ONE of those comments.</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>or your account verification.</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>but now, you are DEFINITELY going to have to purchase that online pass.</as-html>
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: oh really?
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: cool story....
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: You talk like Mr. Funny guy in front of a "Dual monitor Desktop", but you wouldnt dare fight me in real life
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: fucking loser
Dirk G.: <as-html>im really just really really entertained at the idea of this.</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>I mean, I could have disconnected ages ago.</as-html>
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: oh you would be entertained wouldnt you fagot?
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: you like talking to guys?
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: does that turn you on queer?
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: but your still talking to me
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: seems like your interested
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: you like cocks?
Dirk G.: <as-html>yeah, because the chat log is recorded.</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>and its hilarious.</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>and me and all my nerdy friends are going to laugh about it over tea tomorrow./</as-html>
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: Oh shit to bad i DONT GIVE A FUCK
Dirk G.: <as-html>while you arent playing madden.</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>thanks for contacting **.</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>and have a great day
</as-html>jeter0628@bellsouth.net: oh no i will be playing madden
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: be sure to get some pussy
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: not porn real pussy
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: geek
Dirk G.: <as-html>that's where all the action is.</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>is on madden.</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>you got me.</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>Im gonna start playing madden on the weekends.</as-html>
Dirk G.: <as-html>its the new best club to go to.</as-html>
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: ok
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: good one
jeter0628@bellsouth.net: i sware i would love to see you in real life so i can fuck you up so hard
Dirk G.: <as-html>but you cant
</as-html>Dirk G.: <as-html>your era is over strong boy
</as-html>Dirk G.: <as-html>this is the information age.</as-html>
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