It is a day in phalla like any other. Blarnfidel runs the latest in their proto-phallae, players are voting, villages are failing, orders are made and executed. But on this particular order of this particular day, Alegis got Ringo killed by Darian.
How did this seemingly obscure event even occur? What convoluted series of events could have led to this point? Surely this was not another misdirection or even called kill from one player to another. Those things happen rarely if ever, and certainly not to a player with the prestige of Ringo.
No, this was different. This was bigger. This was bigger than anyone knew, this was something nobody ever expected.
This was how Alegis got Ringo killed by Darian.
Hello everybody!
This will be a miniphalla for 20 players. Prepare yourself for the following elements:
(a) Largely traditional gameplay
(2) A sweeping epic of a story.
Seriously.
Ringo died for this. This will be nothing if not awesome.
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LIST OF PLAYERS ON THE STAGE
1.
Phyphor - Winston Churchill (Undead Wartime Prime Minister of Britain) - VILLAGER - Determined to have Ringo's worst interests at heart
2.
38th Doe - Tony Fadell (Inventor of the Ipod) - VILLAGER - Died to the vote
3.
Turkson - Ayman Al Zawahiri (Leader of Al Qaeda) - VILLAGER - Alegis had him killed by Darian
4.
Balefuego - Infidel (Writes Code) - BUS DRIVER - Alegis had him killed by darian[/QUOTE]
5. Langly
6. Infidel
7. Zellpher
8.
Alegis - James Bond (International Man of Mystery) - VILLAGE VIGILANTE - Killed by Alegis
9.
Zandracon - Alegis (Got Ringo Killed By Darian) - MAFIA - Arrested, tried, and executed.
10. Tayrun
11. Spoit
12. Peccavi
13.
Kime - Genghis Khan (Warlord of the Mongols) - MAFIA - Alegis got him killed by Darian
14.
B:L - Barack Obama (President of the United States) - VILLAGER - Assassinated by Alegis
15.
Crimsoncoyote - Link (Hero of Time) - VILLAGER - Assassinated by a secret agent
16.
Baidol - Bill Gates (Chief Executive Officer of Microsoft) - VILLAGER - Alegis had him killed by Darian
17. Kuhlmeye
18.
Vagrant Winds - Blarney (Makes Spreadsheets) - SEER - Alegis had him killed by Darian
19.
Cythraul - Benedict XIV (Holy Cather of the Catholic Church) - VILLAGER - Voted out
20.
Lemminghead - [REDACTED] (Leader of the Illuminati) - VILLAGER - Assassinated by a Secret Agent
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I'm going to be a vigilante again, aren't I?
am I able to sign up and play a different part in this story as an actor?
I will be Alegis that is not Alegis
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Confusion will be my epitaph
I don't know, I think the host is mistaken. That is very clearly a Dingo and not a Ringo
I don't see this happening
Confusion will be my epitaph
wait... did we start?
Confusion will be my epitaph
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I promise not to not have internet :P
Dolores, I blame YOU for being 3 minuets faster than I.
!Reserve
!RESERVE UP
Gonna go cry in a corner. How could I not have been involved in killing Ringo!?
Ahhh, a grudge I deserve. Good times
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Some people just want to kill Ringo more
1) Kime is always evil
2) There will be gender confusion regarding at least three posters
3) Turkson is always a vig
4) ?
Cythraul!
Vote will close at 9 pacific. Day 1 will go until Saturday at 9.
Game does not begin until Day 0 narration is up.
There was much talk about the recent events. A United States Navy SEAL team had just killed Osama Bin Laden. News reporters swarmed around ground zero to ask those who traveled by it what they thought of the news. People reflected, people celebrated, people talked.
But very few people knew.
"Well, everything so far is going according to plan then," Alegis said.
"Osama Bin Laden was simply in the way. With him dead, there will be confusion and unrest in the middle east. American outposts will be on high alert, and the news will be paying little attention to less significant matters," Darian replied.
"Indeed, Darian. Just make sure you're ready."
"Ready to kill Ringo?...
...I was born ready, Alegis."
VOTE FOR SOMEONE IN RED WHO YOU THINK IS TRYING TO GET RINGO KILLED BY DARIAN.
DAY 0 DEATHS
Rend - Osama Bin Laden (Dead Leader of Al Qaeda) - Villager - Killed by Darian