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Follow These Instructions: Childhood Brain Modification
Charles Kinbote
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Hey guys! Friday night, huh? Right? Right.
Maybe in between your posts you get a little bored (haha, holler to the jailed crowd! Sorry bout those infranctoins
)
The good news is that you probably haven't tried Childhood Brain Modification.
What? I didn't-
Childhood Brain Modification
Questions? Some frequently asked ones are:
1) What is the summary paragraph from this page?
A:
2) Epigraph?
A:
3) Examples?
A:
This is a good starting point, butt
do you guys have any Cool Party Tricks? Neat Talents? A little......latent psychically leftover from the tribal age? Maybe a really good impression? Things that you, the last member of your bloodline, hold alone in this big world?
Share!
Maybe in between your posts you get a little bored (haha, holler to the jailed crowd! Sorry bout those infranctoins
)The good news is that you probably haven't tried Childhood Brain Modification.
What? I didn't-
Childhood Brain Modification
Questions? Some frequently asked ones are:
1) What is the summary paragraph from this page?
A:
ATTENTION ALL GROWNUPS. Your "inner child" has long been waiting for a chance to usurp control of your body and force it to perform certain actions. The time is now at hand. Read and follow the instructions below. Do this now.
2) Epigraph?
A:
"The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of childhood into maturity." - T. H. Huxley
3) Examples?
A:
Tube of Boob
Tune your TV to a blank station and adjust it for good "snow". Stare into the snow. Imagine the number "3", and it will appear as a 3-shaped flickering. But then it will start to slowly rotate. Mentally erase the 3, then imagine a horizontal line. It appears, but it won't stay still, it wants to drift and rotate. Make it shrink and vanish. Keep staring, and soon the snow will smoothly ripple, as if you were looking through the distorting water of complicated waves in a swimming pool. Think of more stuff to create mentally. View the "snow" with one eye covered with dark sunglasses. Who says that watching TV for hours isn't worthwhile?!
Make your 'self' vanish
As a child, while all alone, pretend that you are not who you think you are, but that you have suddenly woken up in this human body, and your memories of your whole entire life have just been placed in your head. Your real memories of your "real" life are gone. Your mom and dad are not your real parents, they are the parents of the child you've just been forced to occupy. You know you were just somewhere else a moment ago, but now you are here on this "Earth" thing, and you don't know how to escape and go back to your real home!
When done right, the shivers and black sparklies encroach, and you feel like you are nearing a precipice in the darkness. EEWWWWWW!
PENNY CYCLOTRON ACCELERATOR
I had a big potato-chip bowl. I had a penny. After some practice I could fling the penny along the inside surface so it would run around about seven times before hitting bottom. (If this is too difficult, then first practice with a marble or ball-bearing) Then I realized, OF COURSE! AH HAAAAAAA, YES! WE CAN CREATE *INFINITE COIN VELOCITY* by swirling the bowl along the table as the penny rolls. Pump the penny each time it passes. Yep, it works, and the sound-effects are notable, but the penny climbs to the top edge of the bowl then flys outwards in a random direction. Observe, Eegore, for if we wish to attain a coin velocity which approaches the Relativistic, we cannot use a snack bowl which is at all cone-shaped.
This is a good starting point, butt
do you guys have any Cool Party Tricks? Neat Talents? A little......latent psychically leftover from the tribal age? Maybe a really good impression? Things that you, the last member of your bloodline, hold alone in this big world?
Share!
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you are very...handsome
they make people laugh
Yep, it's a Shank post.
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dance awkwardly to music if music present
There are people who can attest to this.
please put every one of them on youtube so that I can laugh
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and i guess i make incredibly crude and insulting caricatures of people
too afraid of failure/negative judgement
I might need to be plied with alcohol to get them to emerge
I like the old Eastern European Jewish Man
The old New York Jewish Man
and the eternally bored campy German
various Southerners
various cartoon type voices
I'm pretending bowser is a vizier for this to fit into a preexisting schema
it woulda worked if you hadn't posted this
but now I'm gonna be on guard
on the one hand, half of these seem like the ravings of a sperged out man
on the other hand, a bunch of these are real things you can do
so I'll leave you with this: close your eyes and rub on your eyelids, applying pressure on your eyes, but not enough to hurt. watch patterns emerge in the phosphenes.
On a less facetious note, I can lock one of my fingers in at a 90 degree angle then get people to flick it and it bounces around like rubber.
what are some of your favorites!
do this all the time
also look at the blue noon sky to see all the little swimmies
basically my only one.
oh and everyone else except faynor.
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I too have that skill.
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I used to do this when I was bored/didn't have a pen to play with in class and now I cant stop laughing because it DOES look like a lobster claw ahhhhh
I have hella floaters
I can also see a little phosphene that's a collection of tiny orange dots, and it floats around.
I was really good at seeing it everywhere when I was little, but now I have to look at the dark, specifically
t charles:
pretty sure one of these is just "what if the blue you see, and the blue I see are different, but we've both been taught to call it blue"
squares
thousands of blue dots
many different other patterns that are hard to describe
so when I look at the blue sky, it turns out the swimmies are leukocytes
so that's kinda cool
I like his attitude to this one a lot
like the complete breakdown of one's identity and the entire basis for one's reality should be treated as one would a really big caterpillar
It will drop.
so that I don't get spotting on my briefs
sippin
on
jack
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EXTREMELY BIZZARE
wmmomm
ammomm
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Edit: at Shank's last post.
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