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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Inq, that is coming out on the xbox right?

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Liking something that is sort of bad because you see good in it is not at all the same thing as liking something that you don't find anything good about beyond the fact that others dislike it.

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    RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    oh great one of my friends tagged me and TWENTY FIVE OTHER FUCKING PEOPLE in her stupid facebook "should i make a psychology blog???" blogwhore post and now im getting updates from that specific post and jesus christ why the fuck did she tag me

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Cinders wrote: »
    Inq, that is coming out on the xbox right?

    XBLA and PSN, supposedly this year, if the devs are telling the truth.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Liking something that is sort of bad because you see good in it is not at all the same thing as liking something that you don't find anything good about beyond the fact that others dislike it.

    indeed

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    It seriously disappoints me that he got shafted by squenix

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    fuck gendered marketing
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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Vari:


    FEAT FOR CROWS SPOILER
    How big a fucking crazy bitch is Cersei

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    AmphetamineAmphetamine Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    ordering jimmy john's is a yay

    threatening former roommates if they don't pay their $100+ bills they owe me is a nay

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Minor news scandal of the day in NZ: Head of Manufacturers Association posited that woman's pay and productivity may be affected by regular period related sickness absence. He later apologised and tried to qualify the statement, as per usual, acknowledging he had no figures or proof to justify his opinion

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    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Ugh, I want another beer.

    But all those stairs.

    Cinders on
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    RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    okay, I think I may finally have finalized the plot for my Bioware writing sample

    now, to figure out how to make it into an actual Mass Effect-style script

    each of Shepard's lines needs a dialog-wheel phrase and probably some voice direction

    and the structure for making the dialog tree

    wait

    are you trying to be a writer for bioware

    Rent on
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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Vari:


    FEAT FOR CROWS SPOILER
    How big a fucking crazy bitch is Cersei
    my dad spent like 5 minutes asking me why she was having sex with her nephew (the king's squire, I think it's her nephew). he just couldn't believe it.

    but yeah she's a c word

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Variable wrote: »
    Vari:


    FEAT FOR CROWS SPOILER
    How big a fucking crazy bitch is Cersei
    my dad spent like 5 minutes asking me why she was having sex with her nephew (the king's squire, I think it's her nephew). he just couldn't believe it.

    but yeah she's a c word
    I haven't finished the book at all yet, 300 pages in. But like, Ser Kevan is like bitch please you need to get the fuck out of Kings Landing. Everybody hates her now. She's pretty awful. She needs to get to Casterly Rock before she gets got.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    steve I'm only just reading the first book and have seen the show

    luckily that's vague as hell ahaha

    sort of spoilery (no one else look) but no issue I can live with that

    not your fault I just saw the post before the edit and hoped you were referring to the first book or series. and it actually seemed like you were :D

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    She certainly loves her family

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    South hostSouth host I obey without question Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Minor news scandal of the day in NZ: Head of Manufacturers Association posited that woman's pay and productivity may be affected by regular period related sickness absence. He later apologised and tried to qualify the statement, as per usual, acknowledging he had no figures or proof to justify his opinion

    Did he also comment on the lost productivity that occurs when women attract bears with their periods?

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    Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Ghostfucker: The video game.

    With 9,000,000 dialogue wheel choices and zero gameplay.

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Ghostfucker: The video game.

    With 9,000,000 dialogue wheel choices and zero gameplay.

    Sounds kinda like King of Dragon Pass

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Variable wrote: »
    steve I'm only just reading the first book and have seen the show

    luckily that's vague as hell ahaha

    sort of spoilery (no one else look) but no issue I can live with that

    not your fault I just saw the post before the edit and hoped you were referring to the first book or series. and it actually seemed like you were :D

    Holy shit Im really sorry I thought you read a feast for crows.

    Im really sorry about that. Like you said, my initial is very vague but dont read the last post.

    Again, really sorry...

    Ugh thats the worst.

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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Rent wrote: »
    okay, I think I may finally have finalized the plot for my Bioware writing sample

    now, to figure out how to make it into an actual Mass Effect-style script

    each of Shepard's lines needs a dialog-wheel phrase and probably some voice direction

    and the structure for making the dialog tree

    wait

    are you trying to be a writer for bioware

    yes
    Ghostfucker: The video game.

    With 9,000,000 dialogue wheel choices and zero gameplay.
    at this point most of the time when someone makes a dumb ghost sex joke I just flip off the screen

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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    for some reason I was just reminded of my amusement when my mother was surprised at my series of political trivia diaries on Daily Kos

    apparently a seventeen-part series is fairly long or something

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    South host wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Minor news scandal of the day in NZ: Head of Manufacturers Association posited that woman's pay and productivity may be affected by regular period related sickness absence. He later apologised and tried to qualify the statement, as per usual, acknowledging he had no figures or proof to justify his opinion

    Did he also comment on the lost productivity that occurs when women attract bears with their periods?

    No bears in NZ or Otters

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    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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    RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Rent wrote: »
    okay, I think I may finally have finalized the plot for my Bioware writing sample

    now, to figure out how to make it into an actual Mass Effect-style script

    each of Shepard's lines needs a dialog-wheel phrase and probably some voice direction

    and the structure for making the dialog tree

    wait

    are you trying to be a writer for bioware

    yes

    you have zero, absolutely none, applicable skills or relevant experience to be working as a professional writer. and yet you are trying to break into an industry that 1) is notoriously difficult to get into even with years of experience and applicable college degrees and 2) further, trying to get into one of the most competitive companies in that field

    oh also they have a shitload of writers already. like, ones who make professional money writing books

    Rent on
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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Kalkino wrote: »
    South host wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Minor news scandal of the day in NZ: Head of Manufacturers Association posited that woman's pay and productivity may be affected by regular period related sickness absence. He later apologised and tried to qualify the statement, as per usual, acknowledging he had no figures or proof to justify his opinion

    Did he also comment on the lost productivity that occurs when women attract bears with their periods?

    No bears in NZ or Otters

    The chaser community must be devastated

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    fuck gendered marketing
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    FroThulhuFroThulhu Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Rent wrote: »
    okay, I think I may finally have finalized the plot for my Bioware writing sample

    now, to figure out how to make it into an actual Mass Effect-style script

    each of Shepard's lines needs a dialog-wheel phrase and probably some voice direction

    and the structure for making the dialog tree

    wait

    are you trying to be a writer for bioware

    yes
    Ghostfucker: The video game.

    With 9,000,000 dialogue wheel choices and zero gameplay.
    at this point most of the time when someone makes a dumb ghost sex joke I just flip off the screen

    So... After a few a few months of being back here, this is what I've gathered:

    You wrote a story in which a person got their sex-on with a ghost. What's so wrong about that? At least two 80's movies contain the same thing and one of them is even good!

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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Rent wrote: »
    Rent wrote: »
    okay, I think I may finally have finalized the plot for my Bioware writing sample

    now, to figure out how to make it into an actual Mass Effect-style script

    each of Shepard's lines needs a dialog-wheel phrase and probably some voice direction

    and the structure for making the dialog tree

    wait

    are you trying to be a writer for bioware

    yes

    you have zero, absolutely none, applicable skills or relevant experience to be working as a professional writer. and yet you are trying to break into an industry that 1) is notoriously difficult to get into even with years of experience and applicable college degrees and 2) further, trying to get into one of the most competitive companies in that field

    oh also they have a shitload of writers already. like, ones who make professional money writing books
    So I'll be rejected. How is that any different from every other job I've applied for over the last year? At least I'd enjoy doing this.

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Rent wrote: »
    Rent wrote: »
    okay, I think I may finally have finalized the plot for my Bioware writing sample

    now, to figure out how to make it into an actual Mass Effect-style script

    each of Shepard's lines needs a dialog-wheel phrase and probably some voice direction

    and the structure for making the dialog tree

    wait

    are you trying to be a writer for bioware

    yes

    you have zero, absolutely none, applicable skills or relevant experience to be working as a professional writer. and yet you are trying to break into an industry that 1) is notoriously difficult to get into even with years of experience and applicable college degrees and 2) further, trying to get into one of the most competitive companies in that field

    oh also they have a shitload of writers already. like, ones who make professional money writing books

    Way to be supportive of people man

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Rent why are you hating so hard.

    Dude has to start somewhere.

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    RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    imean if you want to get into the video game industry? get a degree in CS. learn how to code in C++, it bein industry standard. then be prepared to move to california, and to get some shitty 60 hour a week joe job as a programmer for like EA redwood

    or, get a writing degree, get a bunch of papers published, and actually accrue 1) a relevant degree and 2) a body of work to legitly work as a video game writer

    Rent on
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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Rent is a firm believer in tough love. In this situation it's not particularly helpful, especially considering my already barely-existent optimism considering job applications, but he's not trying to be a dick.

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Lasst attempt ot make post didn't work. PRobably should go to sleep.

    NIght folks.

    Cinders on
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    RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Rent why are you hating so hard.

    Dude has to start somewhere.

    because trying without even an ounce of effort or thought given into what such an endeavour actually entails is literally pointless. and whatever effort hes putting into this could be better spent on almost anything else.

    imean yeah we all have our dreams but at some point we have to sit down and realize that it aint happenin and itd be better to focus on reachable goals

    Rent on
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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Tough love? Is Dan Savage among us? Am I suddenly going to get my ass pounded by a guy while he shouts that unlubed condoms are best against STDs?

    Arivia on
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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Im too drunk for this.

    Gonna go to bed. Nite.

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Arivia wrote: »
    Tough love? Is Dan Savage among us? Am I suddenly going to get my ass pounded by a guy while he shouts that unlubed condoms are best against STDs?

    Well if you're asking

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
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    FroThulhuFroThulhu Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Oh, speaking of drunk, I'm drinking OldE, eating pizza rolls and watching the 'Critters' movies all of them.

    I feel good about this.

    Also: hey, Rivs

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    LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    Oh, speaking of drunk, I'm drinking OldE, eating pizza rolls and watching the 'Critters' movies all of them.

    I feel good about this.

    Also: hey, Rivs

    What you are doing is either the best thing, or the worst thing.

    It certainly isn't in the mediocre middle.

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    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Hey Fro

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