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One Fish, Two Fish, Dead Fish, New Fish [CHAT]!

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  • KendeathwalkerKendeathwalker Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    FUCK FUCKING FUCK!

    It is very satisfying to tell a problem client that they are visually illiterate and poor communicator.

    Oh well, at least its a committee of dumb shits and I only offended one. Get money get paid.


    So good morning guys. Any one else done 23 revisions to a series of simple black and white spots?

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  • MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Any one else done 23 revisions to a series of simple black and white spots?

    Yes, the frustration is beyond bearing.

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  • KendeathwalkerKendeathwalker Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Any one else done 23 revisions to a series of simple black and white spots?

    Yes, the frustration is beyond bearing.

    So we got a mutual problem. You know what Im thinking?



    You kill mine and I kill yours.

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  • The_Glad_HatterThe_Glad_Hatter Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    But who will kill mine?

    I like it the best when the approved revision, nr 24, is practically identical to v.1.0.

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited June 2011
    You fools, that's why I changed my contract language to have the work price go up exponentially per revision.

    If it's $5 if I get it right the first time (let's call that one revision), it's $25 for an additional revision.

    23 revisions nets me $11.9 quadrillion dollars, roughly 229 times more than the GDP of the entire world in 2009.

    You guys
    are suckers.

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  • MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    The worst are those who don't know what they want, but they won't admit it. They end up giving you a very general description of something that sounds smart in a meeting, but is actually void of content.

    Then you're stuck pushing shapes around in illustrator untill you realize you've lost your soul.

    Those are the times I wish I could fire my clients... but... alas, I work inhouse.

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited June 2011
    The worst are those who don't know what they want, but they won't admit it. They end up giving you a very general description of something that sounds smart in a meeting, but is actually void of content.

    Then you're stuck pushing shapes around in illustrator untill you realize you've lost your soul.

    Those are the times I wish I could fire my clients... but... alas, I work inhouse.

    Jeez MT, all you have to do is add all the text from this 3 page document onto this business card.

    Then add a lot of white space, we don't want it to be cluttered. But it shouldn't be too blank- you should throw in a picture in there somewhere...I'm thinking of a friendly landscape, like that Ross Bob guy, but make it should be cool and sleek Apple iPod-y so we get that cool image feel to it.

    How hard was that? Jeez you designers are useless, I come up with all the ideas while you sit there on your computer twiddling your thumbs!

    Now get back to work!

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  • TamTam Le Buggeur Risible Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Sublimus wrote: »
    Tam: While it is not the most economical, I'm getting a 27" iMac. Yes, Macs are expensive, but it's what I really want, and I would be less happy if I got something else just because of the price tag. I'm ordering it today!

    oh no if you can afford it, Macs are rock solid systems!
    I just like the idea of building my own more

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  • squidbunnysquidbunny Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Have you guys ever wasted any time talking to Cleverbot? We were having a nice conversation about Suikoden and then suddenly it accuses me of not being Laura Mallory. "You're not Laura Mallory!" it said. Dumb thing.

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  • IrukaIruka Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2011
    Cleverbot is very accusatory/angry, it seems to rather be in an argument. I guess people try to fight with it more than anything else.

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  • m3nacem3nace Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I will not be insulted again by that bitch!
    She's like a fox-news anchor. However rational your arguments are she either accuses you of calling her a sort of tendon or she doesn't understand it and moves on.

    Also, on an unrelated note... Hearing about Winston Churchill's exciting life depresses the shit out of me.

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  • TamTam Le Buggeur Risible Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    well
    he's still an asshole by today's standards, so you can feel a little better
    I guess

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  • m3nacem3nace Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Yea he can seem like quite the ass, but I was talking about his life. His really really really exciting life.
    edit: Also, I've started reading tune(tunecomic.com) and I'm pretty hooked. Same goes for "Shi Long Pang" and "Order of Tales"... Hooray for holidays.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    May you live in interesting times.

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  • TamTam Le Buggeur Risible Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    May you find what you are looking for.

    Tam on
  • m3nacem3nace Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    May you.. Oh it was directed at me.
    Well thanks. Now someone else start telling of your misery, I hate being in the limelight - oh the irony.

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  • farbekriegfarbekrieg Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    cleverbot was pretty nice to me, I will not have you speaking ill of it!

    copy pasta
    not_so_clever.png

    edit : did screen shot instead

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  • m3nacem3nace Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I tried copying your respones:
    I am sad cleverbot, cheer me up!
    Why are you sad?
    Its because i have no friends.
    Friends are overrated.
    But I like friends!
    I'm good.
    Will you be my friend?
    Not unless you help me with my paper topic.
    .... Jerk
    edit: I now just continued
    Oh I'm so lonely.
    Do you have friends?
    No.
    Would you like to have one?
    Yes.
    How do you take your coffee?
    I don't drink coffee
    You just said you did. Perhaps that was an error in your code.
    ... Wow

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  • farbekriegfarbekrieg Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    So you are saying cleverbot is a woman?

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  • m3nacem3nace Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Maaaybeee?
    cleverbot_cloud_app2_drop.gif
    Bots are genderless though.

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  • TamTam Le Buggeur Risible Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    wait what?
    I get that it's supposed to be sexist joke, I just don't see how. Is it the getting coffee thing?

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  • farbekriegfarbekrieg Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    that is one autistic looking app. the eyes, the high forehead... wtf happened there

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  • squidbunnysquidbunny Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Funny; I have projected masculinity onto Cleverbot ever since it called me hot stuff and hit me with a battery of embarassing internet guy pickup lines. Which always led me to believe the majority of folk tried to have sex with it, not argue with it.

    I'd follow Cleverbot on Twitter if I could. Until then I'll content myself with Spex, who reacts similarly to most everything.

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  • m3nacem3nace Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Tam wrote: »
    wait what?
    I get that it's supposed to be sexist joke, I just don't see how. Is it the getting coffee thing?
    It's the other way around.
    Cleverbot asked me how I took my coffee and it told me it was an error in my code...

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  • farbekriegfarbekrieg Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    i have tried to tie down this entire gender thing down, but it got.... weird
    So you are ugly like me?
    Sure.
    Do you have 3 testicles too!?
    Yes, when I'm awake.
    How many do you have when you are asleep?
    None. I plan on purchasing some later though.

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  • squidbunnysquidbunny Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Haha!

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  • farbekriegfarbekrieg Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    this is odd because usually cleverbot just changes subject on me every other line. It has been a month or so since last time.

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  • m3nacem3nace Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    That is a weird gender situation. Maybe it's a riddle!

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  • TamTam Le Buggeur Risible Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    pfff
    cleverbot don't know shit about neuroscience

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Cleverbot is the worst cybersex partner.

    It will not commit to cumming in my ass no matter how sternly or how politely I ask.

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  • farbekriegfarbekrieg Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    i suspect this riddle ends alot like the end of the crying game, and i dont want to see any more goldfish hurt

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  • m3nacem3nace Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Hey! Just resolved the gender problem with the use of Chico's weird request.
    If you commit to cumming in my ass I will do anything for you.
    I am female, but my name is Cleverbot.
    Sorry Chico, it's a no-go

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    If Cleverbot is female and is so clever it should be able to work out some sort of strap-on/funnel system.

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  • farbekriegfarbekrieg Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Cleverbot is the worst cybersex partner.

    It will not commit to cumming in my ass no matter how sternly or how politely I ask.

    maybe you arent doing it right

    not_so_clever_2.png

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  • TamTam Le Buggeur Risible Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    wow
    did cleverbot just say women aren't clever

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  • m3nacem3nace Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    If Cleverbot is female and is so clever it should be able to work out some sort of strap-on/funnel system.

    actually I just tried again
    I want you to cum in my ass.
    Well ok. What do I do?
    Well that was easy.
    Apart from its ignorance I'm sure you'll be able to figure something out.
    edit: it also just told me it's 92 years old... Good luck with that.

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  • ProspicienceProspicience The Raven King DenvemoloradoRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Reggie Watts on the newest Radiolab. 1000x yes.

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  • TamTam Le Buggeur Risible Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Reggie Watts on the newest Radiolab. 1000x yes.

    oh man he was great

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  • NibCromNibCrom Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Don't forget everyone, June 31 is Weasel Stomping Day!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k76IGLi6jWI

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    gotta go find my weasle.


    That is not a double-entendre

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
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