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Preacher

jacobkosh wrote: »

Greeper wrote: »

Preacher wrote: »

Only thing I can think of is when jacob uses pull and goes "Gravity is one mean mother." But he correctly pronounces each word and only stops at mother because they didnt feel like saying mother fucker for some reason.

I can't imagine jacob really swearing.

It's just not him.

this conversation is so weird for me to skim

I defended you jacob! I knew they were really talking about you and not the complete opposite you in ME who's brave with rock hard abs and black, where as you are none of those things.

Drez

Feral wrote: »

Quid wrote: »

Preacher wrote: »

tyrannus wrote: »

Jacob was pretty cool but was surrounded by other characters with stupid gimmicks

also the scientist and the robit

Yeah his real issue is that he's so grounded and normal in a universe full of mental patients.

Of course they are. These people are the absolute best at what they do, most bordering on obsessive in whatever their specialty is. And Jacob, a hihgly experienced combat veteran, has literally zero quirks. The man has gone through hellish war and back only to come out duller than any man before.

He's probably like one of those people who is calm on the outside but on the inside he is clinging to normalcy for dear life, pretending to be okay because the slightest little crack in the dike will cause the crazy to gush forth.

Crack in the dyke.

So inappropriate, Feral. tsk, tsk

Captain Carrot

Preacher wrote: »

Jacob was a true believer in shepard and his/her mission. You guys are just dicks, me and horse teeth mcgee with his rock hard abs will be fine.

don't forget tits mcgee

from both games

I hope she puts on some proper armor in 3

Gim

*scans through the stickies*

...how about if it's called the 'So-Far-West-It-Has-To-Cross-An-Ocean-and-Some-Island-Chains Animation' thread?

mrflippy

Artichokes are weird as hell.

tyrannus

Preacher wrote: »

Jacob was a true believer in shepard and his/her mission. You guys are just dicks, me and horse teeth mcgee with his rock hard abs will be fine.

no but haha did you see the alien it fucking sang a song hahaha

Captain Carrot

Greeper wrote: »

emnmnme wrote: »

Greeper wrote: »

Honestly I didn't talk to Jacob much, but I never got a satisfactory answer as to why he was even on that mission.

That shit that happened to Miranda, I could see her devoting herself to Cerberus obsessively. Jacob, he just seems like... he's probably got friends, family, somewhere.

He doesn't seem like a suicide mission is right for him.

I thought that about Kasumi too though, a bit.

I HAVEN'T PLAYED ANY OF THE MASS EFFECT GAMES, YA WACKY GOOSE!

You should! They're great.

They really are.

Gooey

i love love loved the style of me1, that super synthy dee doo dee doo dee doo music

im glad me2 kept with it kinda

if there's non-synth music in me3 and it doesn't look like a 60sish sci fi movie i will cry

please do not make it grimdark

(the trailers give me no hope)

Quid

tyrannus wrote: »

Preacher wrote: »

Jacob was a true believer in shepard and his/her mission. You guys are just dicks, me and horse teeth mcgee with his rock hard abs will be fine.

no but haha did you see the alien it fucking sang a song hahaha

Hey did you see that alien that was actually affected by war and the decisions they made during it?

What a gimmick. Being affected by terrible experiences.

Gim

Fluffy, every time I see your av/sig combo I think you're SiG for a moment.

Just letting you know this in case you get any late-night drunk PMs from me that might come off as...forward.

Preacher

tyrannus wrote: »

Preacher wrote: »

Jacob was a true believer in shepard and his/her mission. You guys are just dicks, me and horse teeth mcgee with his rock hard abs will be fine.

no but haha did you see the alien it fucking sang a song hahaha

Or what about the japanese anime lizard guy who's totally dying but can love again if you show him how? That guy was so kawaii desu!

Wash

Greeper wrote: »

Honestly I didn't talk to Jacob much, but I never got a satisfactory answer as to why he was even on that mission.

That shit that happened to Miranda, I could see her devoting herself to Cerberus obsessively. Jacob, he just seems like... he's probably got friends, family, somewhere.

He doesn't seem like a suicide mission is right for him.

I thought that about Kasumi too though, a bit.

WRT Kasumi:

Her soulmate was dead, she needed you to help her get a piece of him back, and that piece was worth her life. Kasumi always seemed to me like someone who wasn't afraid of death, because in death she'd be with her love again.

My favourite new crew member of the game, easy.

stevemarks44

Zampanov wrote: »

stevemarks44 wrote: »

Zampanov wrote: »

stevemarks44 wrote: »

I want to play Mass Effect 1. And then Mass Effect 2.

These are things I'd love to do.

do it then!

With what money, Zam?

WITH WHAT MONEY?

EATING IS FOR CHUMPS WHO CAN'T SAVE THE UNIVERSE

I ALREADY USED MY GROCERY MONEY ON LA NOIRE. I CAN'T KEEP LIVING LIKE THIS.

Greeper

Quid wrote: »

tyrannus wrote: »

Preacher wrote: »

Jacob was a true believer in shepard and his/her mission. You guys are just dicks, me and horse teeth mcgee with his rock hard abs will be fine.

no but haha did you see the alien it fucking sang a song hahaha

Hey did you see that alien that was actually affected by war and the decisions they made during it?

What a gimmick. Being affected by terrible experiences.

I thought

Mordin was an asshole until his loyalty mission. He came off as callous, but you got to see how deeply effecting the whole thing was. Even after he'd defended it from a completely logical point of view.

It was probably the saddest loyalty mission.

Zampanov

Gooey wrote: »

i love love loved the style of me1, that super synthy dee doo dee doo dee doo music

im glad me2 kept with it kinda

if there's non-synth music in me3 and it doesn't look like a 60sish sci fi movie i will cry

please do not make it grimdark

(the trailers give me no hope)

I really like clint mansell so it will be tough for me to be disappointed

Greeper

Fluffy, Our Beloved Flopsy Bunny Friend wrote: »

Greeper wrote: »

Honestly I didn't talk to Jacob much, but I never got a satisfactory answer as to why he was even on that mission.

That shit that happened to Miranda, I could see her devoting herself to Cerberus obsessively. Jacob, he just seems like... he's probably got friends, family, somewhere.

He doesn't seem like a suicide mission is right for him.

I thought that about Kasumi too though, a bit.

WRT Kasumi:

Her soulmate was dead, she needed you to help her get a piece of him back, and that piece was worth her life. Kasumi always seemed to me like someone who wasn't afraid of death, because in death she'd be with her love again.

My favourite new crew member of the game, easy.

Okay yeah. Good point. I was more sold on Zaeed though, I guess he was just better with emotion. Well, certain emotions. like anger. And angry anger.

Preacher

Greeper wrote: »

Quid wrote: »

tyrannus wrote: »

Preacher wrote: »

Jacob was a true believer in shepard and his/her mission. You guys are just dicks, me and horse teeth mcgee with his rock hard abs will be fine.

no but haha did you see the alien it fucking sang a song hahaha

Hey did you see that alien that was actually affected by war and the decisions they made during it?

What a gimmick. Being affected by terrible experiences.

I thought

Mordin was an asshole until his loyalty mission. He came off as callous, but you got to see how deeply effecting the whole thing was. Even after he'd defended it from a completely logical point of view.

It was probably the saddest loyalty mission.

No the saddest loyalty mission is jacks, because its a complete waste of time in every aspect.

Zampanov

stevemarks44 wrote: »

Zampanov wrote: »

stevemarks44 wrote: »

Zampanov wrote: »

stevemarks44 wrote: »

I want to play Mass Effect 1. And then Mass Effect 2.

These are things I'd love to do.

do it then!

With what money, Zam?

WITH WHAT MONEY?

EATING IS FOR CHUMPS WHO CAN'T SAVE THE UNIVERSE

I ALREADY USED MY GROCERY MONEY ON LA NOIRE. I CAN'T KEEP LIVING LIKE THIS.

what? sell that thing for 40 bucks, boom you have both games

South host

Fucking Gamestop didn't have Saints Row 2. :x

Greeper

Preacher wrote: »

No the saddest loyalty mission is jacks, because its a complete waste of time in every aspect.

I meant sad in another way, but you're not wrong.

Zampanov

South host wrote: »

Fucking Gamestop didn't have Saints Row 2. :x

steam does

tyrannus

Quid wrote: »

tyrannus wrote: »

Preacher wrote: »

Jacob was a true believer in shepard and his/her mission. You guys are just dicks, me and horse teeth mcgee with his rock hard abs will be fine.

no but haha did you see the alien it fucking sang a song hahaha

Hey did you see that alien that was actually affected by war and the decisions they made during it?

What a gimmick. Being affected by terrible experiences.

the loyalty mission was fucking excellent because that + your conversations with him gave him more dimensions. that is why I liked him

the song was like, extra I guess.

Wash

Gim wrote: »

Fluffy, every time I see your av/sig combo I think you're SiG for a moment.

Just letting you know this in case you get any late-night drunk PMs from me that might come off as...forward.

As compared to the ones you already send me? Were you to be more bold, Gim, would involve sending me pictures of your penis captioned "How about it then?"

This is not an invitation to send me pictures of your penis captioned "How about it then?"

Gooey

Preacher wrote: »

Greeper wrote: »

Quid wrote: »

tyrannus wrote: »

Preacher wrote: »

Jacob was a true believer in shepard and his/her mission. You guys are just dicks, me and horse teeth mcgee with his rock hard abs will be fine.

no but haha did you see the alien it fucking sang a song hahaha

Hey did you see that alien that was actually affected by war and the decisions they made during it?

What a gimmick. Being affected by terrible experiences.

I thought

Mordin was an asshole until his loyalty mission. He came off as callous, but you got to see how deeply effecting the whole thing was. Even after he'd defended it from a completely logical point of view.

It was probably the saddest loyalty mission.

No the saddest loyalty mission is jacks, because its a complete waste of time in every aspect.

was that the one on the plant planet? i liked the setting. they should have used it someplace else.

Preacher

Greeper wrote: »

Preacher wrote: »

No the saddest loyalty mission is jacks, because its a complete waste of time in every aspect.

I meant sad in another way, but you're not wrong.

On saddest I'd probably say.

I'd rank Samara's as sadder, she has to kill her daughter for her own failing as a parent, she also has a couple other daughters who I believe are also like that and are basically locked up forever.

Greeper

Preacher wrote: »

Greeper wrote: »

Preacher wrote: »

No the saddest loyalty mission is jacks, because its a complete waste of time in every aspect.

I meant sad in another way, but you're not wrong.

On saddest I'd probably say.

I'd rank Samara's as sadder, she has to kill her daughter for her own failing as a parent, she also has a couple other daughters who I believe are also like that and are basically locked up forever.

That is pretty sad, yeah.

South host

Zampanov wrote: »

South host wrote: »

Fucking Gamestop didn't have Saints Row 2. :x

steam does

I have a netbook. I can't play any games on this thing.

Preacher

Gooey wrote: »

was that the one on the plant planet? i liked the setting. they should have used it someplace else.

Yeah plant planet, it was a decent enviro (though a really dumb scifi thing, really plant life grows ultra fast? really?) just the mission there is such a waste of time.

Gim

Fluffy, Our Beloved Flopsy Bunny Friend wrote: »

Gim wrote: »

Fluffy, every time I see your av/sig combo I think you're SiG for a moment.

Just letting you know this in case you get any late-night drunk PMs from me that might come off as...forward.

As compared to the ones you already send me? Were you to be more bold, Gim, would involve sending me pictures of your penis captioned "How about it then?"

This is not an invitation to send me pictures of your penis captioned "How about it then?"

The hell it isn't! I'm breaking out the wide angle for this one.

Captain Carrot

Greeper wrote: »

Quid wrote: »

tyrannus wrote: »

Preacher wrote: »

Jacob was a true believer in shepard and his/her mission. You guys are just dicks, me and horse teeth mcgee with his rock hard abs will be fine.

no but haha did you see the alien it fucking sang a song hahaha

Hey did you see that alien that was actually affected by war and the decisions they made during it?

What a gimmick. Being affected by terrible experiences.

I thought

Mordin was an asshole until his loyalty mission. He came off as callous, but you got to see how deeply effecting the whole thing was. Even after he'd defended it from a completely logical point of view.

It was probably the saddest loyalty mission.

I pretty much always have to agree with him that it was a necessary evil. Doing it was horrible, but the salarians made an excellent case that not doing it would have been even worse.

Wash

I already loved Mordin as a character before his loyalty mission. How can you not.

tyrannus

Zaeed was my BFF

he is like a T-rex

Captain Carrot

Preacher wrote: »

Gooey wrote: »

was that the one on the plant planet? i liked the setting. they should have used it someplace else.

Yeah plant planet, it was a decent enviro (though a really dumb scifi thing, really plant life grows ultra fast? really?) just the mission there is such a waste of time.

Waste of time?

Jack finds out that her memories of her past aren't really accurate. She was a victim, but no less than the other kids who were there. That's a big thing to have to come to grips with.

bloodyroarxx

Tali's romance is the best because Mordin gives you protips.

Chu

once i get into ab-tastic shape maybe i want to be a personal trainer

that could be a good put-yourself-through-school job, if people can learn to trust someone with one eye

Thomamelas

"You have offended my family and the shaolin temple."

Feral

Quid wrote: »

I'm bringing people on my mission who can make it interesting, not be a guy standing in the background thinking about oatmeal.

eheheheh

Preacher

BloodyRoarXX wrote: »

Tali's romance is the best because Mordin gives you protips.

He does that with everyone, miranda he mentions mass effect fields.

HappylilElf

Captain Carrot wrote: »

Quid wrote: »

Gooey wrote: »

the end of me2 was fun though

i totally gave cerberus the finger and walked away in slowmo as an explosion went off behind me

That was kind of a tough decision for me actually. But it seemed so right afterward.

Literally every single squad member approves of you doing so.

The really annoying part is the people I had with me

when you make the choice were all "you can't let such a valuable tool be destroyed!"

And then doing DLC everytime I talked to them they informed me how bad of an idea they thought keeping it was

:?

Silas Brown

Organichu, I want you to be my personal trainer.