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Blade is kidnapped and chained to a wall for days without anything to satisfy his vampiric craving. His captors give him a young girl to eat/suck and it appears his only chance for survival is to eat the little girl, until he chews off his own hand and fight his way out with the little girl following him. He actually hits a guy in the face with his bloody knub.
Blade is kidnapped and chained to a wall for days without anything to satisfy his vampiric craving. His captors give him a young girl to eat/suck and it appears his only chance for survival is to eat the little girl, until he chews off his own hand and fight his way out with the little girl following him. He actually hits a guy in the face with his bloody knub.
Pretty fucking cool.
Oh man. You know what this means? He's going to pull a Bruce Campbell. He HAS to. Vroom!
1. (paraphrased)
Batman: [to Blue Beetle] You're nothing but an elaborate fraud. These are the goggles Ted Kord was wearing when he was shot in the head. They're covered in fluid from the pineal gland. That's not a fluid you can have sliding down your glasses and still be alive.
Blue Beetle: So they're covered in Beetle juice? Get it? What, not even a "bwah"?
2. Wonder Woman: Ted, we all thought you'd been killed by Max Lord. Shot in the head and incinerated.
Blue Beetle: Max? No way. I know Max is a jerk, but.. he's our friend.
Nextwave
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1. (paraphrased)
Batman: [to Blue Beetle] You're nothing but an elaborate fraud. These are the goggles Ted Kord was wearing when he was shot in the head. They're covered in fluid from the pineal gland. That's not a fluid you can have sliding down your glasses and still be alive.
Blue Beetle: So they're covered in Beetle juice? Get it? What, not even a "bwah"?
2. Wonder Woman: Ted, we all thought you'd been killed by Max Lord. Shot in the head and incinerated.
Blue Beetle: Max? No way. I know Max is a jerk, but.. he's our friend.
Wait what?I demand more informations on this issue
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I think the clear winner for moment of this week is Sensational Spider-Man #35: "... You don't need to explain anything. Of course I'll analyze the fluids on this blanket."
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so awesome
agreed, simply great
Blade is kidnapped and chained to a wall for days without anything to satisfy his vampiric craving. His captors give him a young girl to eat/suck and it appears his only chance for survival is to eat the little girl, until he chews off his own hand and fight his way out with the little girl following him. He actually hits a guy in the face with his bloody knub.
Pretty fucking cool.
Oh man. You know what this means? He's going to pull a Bruce Campbell. He HAS to. Vroom!
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NO! Blade does not get to do that! I will not allow it.
Motherfuckers a dhqmpir, he'll prolly grow his hand back.
but is Rick from the Walking Dead allowed to get a chainsaw hand? What the fuck else can he do with his knub?
He can put a hook at the end of it.
Yeah, but a chainsaw is both 10x more effective and cooler.
Runs out of gas quick.
Like Ash's.
Thanks. Didn't know he lost his hand. Appreciated.
Considering it happened several months ago it's fair game to spoil
Here, let me spoil Watchmen for you aswell...That Adrian dude did thiry-five minutes ago
OH SNAP!
I thought about throwing up a spoiler, but it happend about early to mid 2006. Sorry.
True
Whispering banter with Starman. Then
outta nowhere.
Cracked me up.
Batman: [to Blue Beetle] You're nothing but an elaborate fraud. These are the goggles Ted Kord was wearing when he was shot in the head. They're covered in fluid from the pineal gland. That's not a fluid you can have sliding down your glasses and still be alive.
Blue Beetle: So they're covered in Beetle juice? Get it? What, not even a "bwah"?
2. Wonder Woman: Ted, we all thought you'd been killed by Max Lord. Shot in the head and incinerated.
Blue Beetle: Max? No way. I know Max is a jerk, but.. he's our friend.
Nextwave
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Wait what?I demand more informations on this issue
No, you should be buying Manhunter
It's your fault it's canceled
Again
Those are the breaks, kid.
Thanks for shoving it down my throat guys, it's really cool.
Also, "lol comedy books" in Y the Last Man was pretty funny.
Anally.
Anally.