The worst thing about Mafia games, in my opinion, is that there's always one person who doesn't play at all.
I hope it won't be me.
Yup, that's me. I slacked off when I was mafia. Stupid work and life.
I've gotta pick up my game just for my enjoyment.
Man, was I CLUELESS in my first few games.
"This game is stupid! Just vote for people you don't like??!! WTF??!!"
Then I started getting it...
"ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............................."
DERP!
Oh gosh... That means it'll be me, right? I'm the one that won;t play.
1. Cythraul is evil
2. kuhlmeye is evil
3. 21stCentury is evil
4. garroad_ran is evil
5. Dread Pirate Arbuthnot is evil
6. Alegis is evil
7. B:L is evil
8. romanqwerty is evil
9. Egos is evil
10. Simonwolf is evil
11. The Cow King is evil
12. JaysonFour is evil
13. Raiden333 is evil
14. cj iwakura is evil
15. Zandracon is evil
16. Greeper is evil
17. Evilbob is evil
18. Lucedes is evil
19. Teucrian is evil
20. Langly is evil
21. Jason Todd is evil
22. Element Brian is evil
23. ShadowThomas is evil
25. Fiaryn is evil
26. Farangu is evil
27. Drez is evil
28. BobCesca is evil
29. Thomamelas is evil
30. Spoit is evil
31. MyDcmbr is evil
32. Wandering Hero is evil
33. pablo_price is evil
34. Void Slayer is evil
35. 815165 is evil
36. Witch Doctor, DBM is evil
37. Arasaki is evil
38. Oats is evil
39. chamberlain is evil
40. Phyphor is evil
41. AngryPuppy is evil
42. LaOs is evil
43. Asiina is evil
44. Elldren is evil
45. TehSpectre is evil
46. Casual Eddy is evil
47. kime is evil
48. TehSloth is evil
49. Kilroy is evil
50. FecklessRogue is evil
51. Jokerman is evil
52. JebusUD is evil
53. spool32 is evil
54. Honk is evil
55. Savant is evil
56. PizzleStixx is evil
57. DasUberEdward is evil
58. Warban is evil
facetiousa wit so dryit shits sandRegistered Userregular
edited July 2011
Since I can't play I will present the theoretical path I would take:
be assigned a vanillager role.
be useless.
have people become suspicious of me being useless.
get voted out/survive until the mafia wins due to my uselessness.
The end.
(Alternatively: "annoy people with roleplay, get bandwagoned 20 minutes into the game". No I'm not bitter.)
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"I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
Since I can't play I will present the theoretical path I would take:
be assigned a vanillager role.
be useless.
have people become suspicious of me being useless.
get voted out/survive until the mafia wins due to my uselessness.
The end.
(Alternatively: "annoy people with roleplay, get bandwagoned 20 minutes into the game". No I'm not bitter.)
Aww, face. No worries. There are players who think they gave it all down, NOT!
BTW, I hope your "friend" that didn't think you were who you were realized you are worth hanging around with...
BTW, facetious, I've played SOOO MANY MORE phallas than you, (maybe 2??) that I figured out it's about crazy backroom dealings. Send out interesting PM's to those you trust & don't trust. Play with their minds. That's what they're doing to you. Have fun with it and force THEM to deal with you.
BTW, facetious, I've played SOOO MANY MORE phallas than you, (maybe 2??) that I figured out it's about crazy backroom dealings. Send out interesting PM's to those you trust & don't trust. Play with their minds. That's what they're doing to you. Have fun with it and force THEM to deal with you.
Or not, I don't bother with the PM stuff and I do fine.
Also, I am the most evil evil that ever eviled.
These two things may or may not be related. But if you kill me you have to count votes... manually, so choose wisely Phallaites
Suspicious political machinations while obeying stever.
I got this.
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lonelyahavaCall me Ahava ~~She/Her~~Move to New ZealandRegistered Userregular
edited July 2011
no no no, do not obey.
The important thing, as with everything, is to think for yourself.
While also attempting to do the best you can for the collective (if you're a villager) While also secretly masterminding the end of the world from behind the scenes (if you're mafia)
All of this while also hopefully avoiding the inevitable conclusion that everybody will make that you are the reason the world must end and you having to convince them all, no you really just want to be friends and survive.
Also, Roleplaying in a game is usually discouraged by those too impaired to do it properly. You are free, of course, to do this roleplaying if you wish, but there are those who will more than likely try to kill you for it.
lonelyahavaCall me Ahava ~~She/Her~~Move to New ZealandRegistered Userregular
edited July 2011
no no Facetious. No, there have been worse.
I've played for over 3 years. I think I've had maybe... 2 victories? (where I lived.. I'm in the odd camp that considers dying as losing even if my side wins the game...)
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Oh gosh... That means it'll be me, right? I'm the one that won;t play.
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2. kuhlmeye is evil
3. 21stCentury is evil
4. garroad_ran is evil
5. Dread Pirate Arbuthnot is evil
6. Alegis is evil
7. B:L is evil
8. romanqwerty is evil
9. Egos is evil
10. Simonwolf is evil
11. The Cow King is evil
12. JaysonFour is evil
13. Raiden333 is evil
14. cj iwakura is evil
15. Zandracon is evil
16. Greeper is evil
17. Evilbob is evil
18. Lucedes is evil
19. Teucrian is evil
20. Langly is evil
21. Jason Todd is evil
22. Element Brian is evil
23. ShadowThomas is evil
25. Fiaryn is evil
26. Farangu is evil
27. Drez is evil
28. BobCesca is evil
29. Thomamelas is evil
30. Spoit is evil
31. MyDcmbr is evil
32. Wandering Hero is evil
33. pablo_price is evil
34. Void Slayer is evil
35. 815165 is evil
36. Witch Doctor, DBM is evil
37. Arasaki is evil
38. Oats is evil
39. chamberlain is evil
40. Phyphor is evil
41. AngryPuppy is evil
42. LaOs is evil
43. Asiina is evil
44. Elldren is evil
45. TehSpectre is evil
46. Casual Eddy is evil
47. kime is evil
48. TehSloth is evil
49. Kilroy is evil
50. FecklessRogue is evil
51. Jokerman is evil
52. JebusUD is evil
53. spool32 is evil
54. Honk is evil
55. Savant is evil
56. PizzleStixx is evil
57. DasUberEdward is evil
58. Warban is evil
24. Stever777 is good?
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!LONELYAHAVA
all the times that i offer you love and affection and this is how you pay me back?
what did I do this time?
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!EVERYONE ELSE!
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EVIL NESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
man, i must have done something really evil.
but i can't...
unless it was the WoT mini, but I like died early on that and screwed my own mafia's victory up.
it was nearly a guaranteed victory that I kinda oops killed.
is that what you mean?
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r we voting
I saw em last summer in Quebec City, good times!
Confusion will be my epitaph
The Black Hole of Cygnus X-1
be assigned a vanillager role.
be useless.
have people become suspicious of me being useless.
get voted out/survive until the mafia wins due to my uselessness.
The end.
(Alternatively: "annoy people with roleplay, get bandwagoned 20 minutes into the game". No I'm not bitter.)
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
you are so in trouble for nver coming through with your promises of ultimate phalla glory.
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just sneakin' in here, doot dee doot
Don't worry, there are people who signed up who have that in the bag
Aww, face. No worries. There are players who think they gave it all down, NOT!
BTW, I hope your "friend" that didn't think you were who you were realized you are worth hanging around with...
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protip: Everything you will ever do is suspicious.
Or not, I don't bother with the PM stuff and I do fine.
Also, I am the most evil evil that ever eviled.
These two things may or may not be related. But if you kill me you have to count votes... manually, so choose wisely Phallaites
No PM's, really? How do you play as well as you do, then? No inside info? What are you, a psychic?
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also, blind shooting.
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Phyphor has some pretty amazing analysis skills. And the magic box. But really, go look up MrBlarney's vote manipulation mini
But I'm looking forward to this!
Phalla is just like Politics.
It all depends on who you know, what you know about them, and the luck of the draw.
Also, everybody is suspicious.
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The Black Hole of Cygnus X-1
I got this.
The important thing, as with everything, is to think for yourself.
While also attempting to do the best you can for the collective (if you're a villager) While also secretly masterminding the end of the world from behind the scenes (if you're mafia)
All of this while also hopefully avoiding the inevitable conclusion that everybody will make that you are the reason the world must end and you having to convince them all, no you really just want to be friends and survive.
Also, Roleplaying in a game is usually discouraged by those too impaired to do it properly. You are free, of course, to do this roleplaying if you wish, but there are those who will more than likely try to kill you for it.
You have been warned.
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Yet I wish to live. When in Rome... just vote.
(how stever says. Or not.)
While somebody may be your foe in this game, in future games they may be your ally. Do not burn bridges too quickly.
Remember that it is a game, and while some tend to take it seriously and there may very well be some meta-ness involved, every game is different.
Oh, and Phalla may or may not be as addicting as cigarettes.
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Bridges are overrated.
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twitch.tv/tehsloth
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Haven't seen orange soda in a while, but the others are good.
twitch.tv/tehsloth
I'm the most futile Phallacist ever.
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
I've played for over 3 years. I think I've had maybe... 2 victories? (where I lived.. I'm in the odd camp that considers dying as losing even if my side wins the game...)
You're doing just fine
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