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I hereby award myself the NW PA Ping Pong Crown

The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hopRegistered User regular
edited February 2007 in Social Entropy++
Due to naporeon's recent disappearance after a rash of back-up board trash-talking (perhaps word got back to him that I'm not joking about my deadly loop?), I don't see any reason why I can't put my crown on now.

I am unbeatable. Invincible. A giant among very small people who would wet their beds after facing just one forehand of mine.

I am open to challengers, but only on my home-table. It is a nice table, best public one I've ever found. Good lighting, excellent net, ample space, good hours. Anybody in the Northwest looking to get humiliated has a standing invite from me. Until then, we know who the champ is.

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  • AWIYAWIY Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Okay, cool.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2007
    umwut?

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    AWIY wrote: »
    Okay, cool.
    ^^ still plays with pips ^^

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  • AWIYAWIY Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    ^^ still plays with pips ^^

    You're going to have to run that by me again.

    I actually don't even know what you're trying to say.

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Dude, you called about 90 minutes after I thought you would.

    I was out, man. Drinking bourbon.

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    umwut?
    ^^ has a 38mm one star which he thinks impresses the ladies ^^

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    Dude, you called about 90 minutes after I thought you would.

    I was out, man. Drinking bourbon.
    ^^ shook ^^

    (yeah my train ran a little late, sorry -- we should have met up for a drink, my friends pissed me off and the bar I was at sucked)

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited February 2007
    i'm beating you at table tennis in my mind

    THE REALM WHERE YOU CANNOT EVEN PLAY

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    What's this about

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Dude, Khoo could kick your ass.

    Ain't you seen the pictures?

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    ^^what the fuck does this shit mean^^

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  • BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    i hereby proclaim myself "lord and master of rockstar table tennis"

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    duhhhh i like spaghetti-o's lolz
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    ^^what the fuck does this shit mean^^

    hey john lets get out of this thread, it smells like downs syndrome

    lets go get a bubble tea and talk about aliens

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  • Lt. Eggman5Lt. Eggman5 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    This is a whack thread. Whack.

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    hey john lets get out of this thread, it smells like downs syndrome

    lets go get a bubble tea and talk about aliens


    man, I'm not even posting in this thread

    well, now I'm not

    shit, now I'm not

    shit

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Ping Pong is squaresville baby.
    Foosball is where it's at.

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  • Green LanternGreen Lantern Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Who really cares about Ping Pong at all?

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Dude, Khoo could kick your ass.

    Ain't you seen the pictures?
    Khoo is welcome to come for my crown, but I won't give it up easy.

    I am like MacBeth, only I don't listen to psychotic, manipulative women.

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  • Lt. Eggman5Lt. Eggman5 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Azns, pen grippin' motherfuckers.

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  • BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    pfffft, foosball sucks

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2007
    celery hates white people

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Borfase wrote: »
    pfffft, foosball sucks
    Although it is a necessary component of the bar sports triathlon, and thus must be studied to some extent.

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    celery hates white people
    Only the particularly light-skinned ones.

    And then the rest of them, too.

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    celery hates white people

    who doesn't

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2007
    foosball is for homojock frat boys

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  • BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    foosball is for homojock frat boys

    and people that like boring games

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    duhhhh i like spaghetti-o's lolz
  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Those o rly ya rly cats play a mean game of ping pong.

    Let me find the picture from their latest match, it is quite intense

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  • Lt. Eggman5Lt. Eggman5 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Those o rly ya rly cats play a mean game of ping pong.

    Let me find the picture from their latest match, it is quite intense

    I heard they got a good rally going.

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    table hockey is a man's game.

    Not air hockey. I mean the one with the slots that the players can move up and down and spin in a circle.

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  • CerriusCerrius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I think you gotta play Khoo or atleast Grimrock (of Optimus Rhyme) before you can crown yourself the Northwest Champion.

    Speaking of Optimus Rhyme, the ORPPRB says they're ready to take on the PA crew. I expect an epic battle that leaves most of Seattle a ruin.

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    who doesn't

    Keep it up, Deemer.

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Deemer, I thought we had something special!

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