Anonymous confessions

Adus

Oh boy, confessions.

I got nothing...

I suppose I confess I kinda hate every Let's Play I've done.

George Fornby Grill

Orikaeshigitae wrote:

I, too, have a great dick.

It is my albatross.

hey man yo dick look like a bird N'AW MEAN?

BlankZoe

Is

is this what heaven is like

a world where I am not called a useless hack

Marth

I do not have a good fashion sense. Up until a couple of years ago I wore carpenter pants and thought they looked good.

Tommy2Hands

George Fornby Grill wrote:

Orikaeshigitae wrote:

I, too, have a great dick.

It is my albatross.

hey man yo dick look like a bird N'AW MEAN?

bird dick

Vixx

Orikaeshigitae wrote:

Vivixenne wrote:

Seriously, owning a confession feels so good, no matter how fucked up you think it might be.

Doesn't have to be here to us, but find someone who cares about you, someone you trust, or someone who is there to help you, and own your shit to them. There are very few things that would make you feel better, I promise.

didn't you have good news for me or something?

errrrrrr I do not recall! apart from having a great birthday this past weekend there is not much to report from the last time we spoke

oh, and I am giving a presentation at a seminar at the university, so I have to prepare for that, and I would probably ask for your help at some point

I am tossing up on the topic, but I may go with self-care in child/adolescent mental health or transitions in agency management

Orikaeshigitae

Melding wrote:

Orikaeshigitae wrote:

I, too, have a great dick.

It is my albatross.

Tell them about thor.

Haha, questions are pouring in so I'm not sure I have the time. I will later though.

BlankZoe

I have a confession!

I want to make a podcast but I don't know any other dudes that would talk about comics or movies or games or what the hell ever with me and I am afraid that I am much less interesting than I think I am and no one would listen.

Raneados

fashion is subjective

Didgeridoo

Orikaeshigitae wrote:

Sometimes I worry that I'm sabotaging my relationships by hiding behind my calibrations.

ahahaha

Also to the people whose girlfriends have such low libidos that they have somehow trained you to not like physical contact anymore: Er, break up with her? I assure you there are ladies who like to get their freak on, and the ladies you are currently with would probably be better served being with someone whose sexual appetites were naturally as low as theirs

Henroid

Adus wrote:

Oh boy, confessions.

I got nothing...

I suppose I confess I kinda hate every Let's Play I've done.

Goddamn Adus you are bad at this. Here, let me show you how it's done.

Hey guys, the confessions about dating a transsexual and pretending to be a girl? It was me. Are you happy, Viv? Now, put me through therapy.

Shorty

Raneados wrote:

fashion is subjective

George Fornby Grill

Raneados wrote:

fashion is subjective

8-> I remember when I thought this

Melding

Orikaeshigitae wrote:

Melding wrote:

Orikaeshigitae wrote:

I, too, have a great dick.

It is my albatross.

Tell them about thor.

Haha, questions are pouring in so I'm not sure I have the time. I will later though.

Translation: i will completely forget about this in 15 minutes and never tell the story. ever.

FactorySquirrel

Tommy2Hands wrote:

George Fornby Grill wrote:

Orikaeshigitae wrote:

I, too, have a great dick.

It is my albatross.

hey man yo dick look like a bird N'AW MEAN?

bird dick

A remedy does not exist.

Shorty

George Fornby Grill wrote:

Raneados wrote:

fashion is subjective

8-> I remember when I thought this

How did that feel, being right about something?

Orikaeshigitae

Vivixenne wrote:

Orikaeshigitae wrote:

Vivixenne wrote:

Seriously, owning a confession feels so good, no matter how fucked up you think it might be.

Doesn't have to be here to us, but find someone who cares about you, someone you trust, or someone who is there to help you, and own your shit to them. There are very few things that would make you feel better, I promise.

didn't you have good news for me or something?

errrrrrr I do not recall! apart from having a great birthday this past weekend there is not much to report from the last time we spoke

oh, and I am giving a presentation at a seminar at the university, so I have to prepare for that, and I would probably ask for your help at some point

I am tossing up on the topic, but I may go with self-care in child/adolescent mental health or transitions in agency management

totally! hit me up on the skype or the two-way. or the blackberry.

also i think you were just gonna tell me about your rad birthday.

Blake T

Orikaeshigitae wrote:

My life is complete shit. But I'm funny, and have a great dick. So i feel is should get laid way more than I do.

I feel like this one should get its own post.

Unless you flop it out as soon as you meet them how would they even know?

Fugitive

I'm glad the 8-> is getting the condescension mileage it properly deserves

confessions

Macera

FactorySquirrel wrote:

Tommy2Hands wrote:

George Fornby Grill wrote:

Orikaeshigitae wrote:

I, too, have a great dick.

It is my albatross.

hey man yo dick look like a bird N'AW MEAN?

bird dick

A remedy does not exist.

Avoid cats

Vixx

man Henroid I ain't gonna judge people if they prefer to confess their shit anonymously

I'm just saying, people might get more out of it by owning their shit, is all

that said, respect

Melding

Didgeridoo wrote:

Orikaeshigitae wrote:

Sometimes I worry that I'm sabotaging my relationships by hiding behind my calibrations.

ahahaha

Also to the people whose girlfriends have such low libidos that they have somehow trained you to not like physical contact anymore: Er, break up with her? I assure you there are ladies who like to get their freak on, and the ladies you are currently with would probably be better served being with someone whose sexual appetites were naturally as low as theirs

As someone with a low libido and was at one point involved with someone whose sex drive never quit, it was stressful.

Henroid

Melding wrote:

Orikaeshigitae wrote:

Melding wrote:

Orikaeshigitae wrote:

I, too, have a great dick.

It is my albatross.

Tell them about thor.

Haha, questions are pouring in so I'm not sure I have the time. I will later though.

Translation: i will completely forget about this in 15 minutes and never tell the story. ever.

I wanna hear a story before I go to bed.

Romanian My Escutcheon

Orikaeshigitae wrote:

I, too, have a great dick.

It is my albatross.

You put a crossbow bolt through it, and hung it around your neck?

Raneados

George Fornby Grill wrote:

Raneados wrote:

fashion is subjective

8-> I remember when I thought this

if you no longer think it, you're wrong

BlankZoe

Didgeridoo wrote:

Orikaeshigitae wrote:

Sometimes I worry that I'm sabotaging my relationships by hiding behind my calibrations.

ahahaha

Also to the people whose girlfriends have such low libidos that they have somehow trained you to not like physical contact anymore: Er, break up with her? I assure you there are ladies who like to get their freak on, and the ladies you are currently with would probably be better served being with someone whose sexual appetites were naturally as low as theirs

Part of the reason I broke up with my girlfriend(that was me earlier) was her refusal to have sex ever and low libido in the latter months of the relationship. It sucked because I still cared for her as a person, just not in a romantic or sexual way. But I don't regret the decision because it would be horrible for me to lie and pretend I was still interested and now I can find someone who wants the same thing I do! A normal relationship!

Orikaeshigitae

dude, the Thor story is a staple of my repertoire. can't forget that shit.

Shorty

Blake T wrote:

Orikaeshigitae wrote:

My life is complete shit. But I'm funny, and have a great dick. So i feel is should get laid way more than I do.

I feel like this one should get its own post.

Unless you flop it out as soon as you meet them how would they even know?

That's not the point. Logic never mattered.

ASimPerson

Confession: I have Orik's formspring open, pondering a confession or two.

Radius

I confess that if I don't find a part-time job with my only availability being Saturday and Sunday I won't be able to go to school this quarter, and even if I do find one I don't even think I'll do well in school between classes, my daughter, and working weekends.

Melding

Orikaeshigitae wrote:

dude, the Thor story is a staple of my repertoire. can't forget that shit.

I meant telling it, not the story. you never told either of of the stories in the story thread in a similar manner.

Tonkka

Melding wrote:

Orikaeshigitae wrote:

I, too, have a great dick.

It is my albatross.

Tell them about thor.

Well it hurth a little...

Projeck

a couple weeks ago, my girlfriend and i got caught having sex. on a picnic table. in a park. which was in the middle of a neighborhood. at like eleven pm. on a thursday.

this was me

Melding

Tonkka wrote:

Melding wrote:

Orikaeshigitae wrote:

I, too, have a great dick.

It is my albatross.

Tell them about thor.

Well it hurth a little...

no no, it's better then that.

Henroid

Vivixenne wrote:

man Henroid I ain't gonna judge people if they prefer to confess their shit anonymously

I'm just saying, people might get more out of it by owning their shit, is all

that said, respect

Fist bump time.

I actually confessed the pretend thing a long, long time ago. But nobody remembers any of this shit so I felt like playing the card again. The trans thing though, that's fairly recent. Also I should say transgendered, not transsexual, that was inaccurate.

Vixx

Projeck wrote:

a couple weeks ago, my girlfriend and i got caught having sex. on a picnic table. in a park. which was in the middle of a neighborhood. at like eleven pm. on a thursday.

this was me

ahahahaha AWESOME

a million hi5s for this if it really was you

Orikaeshigitae

as someone who has come out to a couple friends I gotta saw viv is super right

If you're not listening to Viv, you're doing somethin' wrong. But I figure there are people who want to say things that they can't put their name to, so here I am.

for real though did that guy really make a video of himself jerking his baby wiener?

I automatically hate fat people. It takes a god damn amazing fat person to make me not hate

I'm seriously considering doin gay porn at some point I mean, the mad cash would be super nice, and also it could be pretty fun also bonus confession I guess I have a bit of a voyeur fetish also also saw that vid seen that baby dick lol

Firematic.

The only celebrities I would be upset about dying are the dudes who write the Venture Bros.

Henroid

Projeck wrote:

a couple weeks ago, my girlfriend and i got caught having sex. on a picnic table. in a park. which was in the middle of a neighborhood. at like eleven pm. on a thursday.

this was me

That's not a "oh embarrassing confession time tee hee" though. That's like, "Guys, cool story."

BlankZoe

Projeck wrote:

a couple weeks ago, my girlfriend and i got caught having sex. on a picnic table. in a park. which was in the middle of a neighborhood. at like eleven pm. on a thursday.

this was me

Damn Projeck

respek