[WWE, et al.] Jimmy Uso needs a ride home.

kingworks

Who? What? Where? When? How?

If you don't know what is going on in pro-wrestling - specifically WWE - get caught up with excellent recaps from:
The Bleacher Report
With Leather

Sweeney Tom

This is the best way to start Raw

crwth

you'd better work out that op before this thread gets locked for lack of content

Sweeney Tom

hahahahahahaha

Punk just did the whole "belt /=/ championship title" bit again

SLAMMU

H H H IS THE C E O

Goose!

I am behind by 15 minutes, shhhh

Matev

dammit, stream needed stat!

kingworks

Punk isn't going to let HHH get over on him.

Lovin' it.

Sweeney Tom

This story just keeps getting better every week

SLAMMU

So can Punk just say whatever he wants still? Just listed 3-4 names who I'm pretty sure were a no no to mention.

Radius

Pretty sure Batista and Chris Jericho are cool.

Sweeney Tom

Radius wrote:

Pretty sure Batista and Chris Jericho are cool.

Plus, Mick Foley's supposedly coming back, and Brock and Dana are making deals with Vince for something, IDK what

crwth

KABOOM damn punk

Skittlebrau

Low-rent, poor man's Conan!

crwth

"skinny fat ass"

Sweeney Tom

How can someone have a skinny fat ass, Hunter?

Radius

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81Nl7VYFEaI

SLAMMU

HHH and Punk are gonna have the best dynamic

Skittlebrau

Is that 31 tattooed behind CM Punk's ear because he loves Baskin Robbins?

Sweeney Tom

Oh my God, that tie thing Punk did was amazing

lostwords

30 minutes of talking and i'm completely ok with it because goddamn punk

and looks like they're following it up with a diva battle royale that no one cares about goddamnit wwe

Sweeney Tom

lostwords wrote:

30 minutes of talking and i'm completely ok with it because goddamn punk

and looks like they're following it up with a diva battle royale that no one cares about goddamnit wwe

You gotta have something to quiet the crowd down after that

Why not a piss break?

Skittlebrau

Look at it this way. Raw is giving you time to go to the bathroom, since you've been holding it in to watch Punk's promo.

Sweeney Tom

MIZ HAS A SLURPEE CUP :O

Goose!

Skinny fat ass.

DJ Eebs

man, the bleacher report is kinda dogshit

http://www.cagesideseats.com/ is pretty good tho!

kingworks

Punk could put 'skinny fat ass' on a t-shirt and they'd still sell.

Re: Geebs - Crwth said I needed content. I was desperate!

Sweeney Tom

That was actually pretty good

Beth's actually talented, why did it take this long for her to get a semi-push

Oh sweet, and she's turning heel! This is great

Sweeney Tom

MIZ AND TRUTH

SLAMMU

Looks like truth has been crying. Also crazy miz and crazy truth should be awesome

Goose!

How do you spell Mr. Hs?

superjoe

CM Punk is making me want to order cable and DVR Raw, since I'm at work every Monday nights.

If that doesn't say something about his drawing power, I don't know what does.

superjoe

By the way, has there been any word of the buyrate for MITB?

Matev

Punk has drawn me back to actively keeping up with wrestling.

Goose!

Doesn't feel like JR is there.

Sweeney Tom

superjoe wrote:

By the way, has there been any word of the buyrate for MITB?

All I read is may have been kinda hurt because it aired for free in UK.

DJ Eebs

superjoe wrote:

By the way, has there been any word of the buyrate for MITB?

Word is it might be twice as much as Capitol Punishment

which is ridiculous

Sweeney Tom

Goose! wrote:

Doesn't feel like JR is there.

Because Cole is acting extra pissy, so he can't get a word in edgewise

Goose!

Double CP is about 400k buys.

DJ Eebs

I'll see if I can find what the rumor was.

DJ Eebs

Yeah, Meltzer's saying it's around double where Capitol Punishment, so 400k. Meanwhile, Destination X dropped from TNA's average buyrate lately, so...that's not great for those X-Division guys.