So I befriended a Nazi

glithert

Oh my god what did I get myself into
What should I do

Calamity Jane

we've all been there

Jordyn

what's smexy?

Sweeney Tom

Facebook is the new Hitler

Mysst

I'd fuck a chick dressed like a nazi

tynic

get smexy

Solar

Mysst wrote:

I'd fuck a chick dressed like a nazi

Would you fuck a Nazi dressed like a chick though

the ultimate conquest

TrippyJing

cathartic release

Weaver

Mysst wrote:

I'd fuck a chick dressed like a nazi

SimBen

A certain point of view?

undeinPirat

Mysst wrote:

I'd fuck a chick dressed like a nazi

i'd go for it

TrippyJing

Louis CK = "I would've raped Hitler."

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Huntera

SimBen wrote:

A certain point of view?

Yeah, you know.


A batshit insane point of view.

POKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMAN

you just gotta look at it from other points of view

Larlar

He's right about the sexy uniforms.

nsfw

I'd have enlisted just to get a free pair of those pasties.

Squall

Mysst wrote:

I'd fuck a chick dressed like a nazi

purely out of interest for the trees, we're going to need a list of things you wouldn't fuck

Sweeney Tom

I'm gonna Tweet @rebeccablack and ask her to write a new catchy single called "Get Smexy" about the plights of a horny 19-year-old Nazi prostitute stuck in New York and how all she wants to do is grow up

POKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMAN

welp this thread got real crowded in the time it took me to type that

Garlic Bread

Larlar show me your nipples

Jordyn

Mysst wrote:

I'd fuck a chick dressed like a nazi

Well yeah, because she's just dressed like it.

I would fuck a guy dressed like...

um

what's something I hate, I'm suddenly blanking despite knowing that it's a long list...

I wouldn't fuck a guy dressed like a baby, no. Um.

Nevermind this sorta feel apart.

TrippyJing

who remembers

Prussian Blue

SimBen

You guys missed the part where what I said was a Star Wars line. What kind of nerds are you? You call yourselves the Internet? Fuck.

Berk

unfriend dipshit

TrippyJing

Jordyn wrote:

Mysst wrote:

I'd fuck a chick dressed like a nazi

Well yeah, because she's just dressed like it.

I would fuck a guy dressed like...

um

what's something I hate, I'm suddenly blanking despite knowing that it's a long list...

I wouldn't fuck a guy dressed like a baby, no. Um.

Nevermind this sorta feel apart.

a guy dressed up as a dead J'onn

Larlar

Keith wrote:

Larlar show me your nipples

Without pasties, I have no choice but to comply.

Calamity Jane

well, here's what you gotta do

here's the fucking scoop glithert are you listening

THIS ISN'T A FUCKING JOKE GLITHERT THIS IS REAL LIFE, THIS ISN'T GODDAMN FUCKING INCEPTION MAN

YOU'RE NOT BEING INCEEVE'D ON JESUS CHRIST GLITHERT LISTEN UP THERE'S NO FUCKING TIME

Go To A Gay Bar. Order a Vodka and Orange (I SWEAR TO FUCKING CHRIST PAY ATTENTION), ask the bartender about the blonde guy at the table across from you. Wink. Make the gesture as though you're eating invisible ice cream.

He'll know the signal.

He'll take you in a car, Glithert. IN A GODDAMN FUCKING CAR WIPE THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FACE GLITHERT.

It'll go on for a few miles. I won't lie to you, he might fiddle around with your crotch. He's looking for microphones when he does this, ignore his vacant stare into your crotch. He is A Professional.

He'll take you to a run, Glithert. It'll smell sweaty. That's what the blindfold was for, Glithert. I swear in the name of all that is holy you've got to understand Glithert. When he takes off your blindfold you'll be introduced to the most secret of organized teams combating the Nazi Menace. And then they'll gangfuck you. You'll be swiss cheese, Glithert.

ThreeCubed

Weaver wrote:

Mysst wrote:

I'd fuck a chick dressed like a nazi

"Doesn't matter, had sex"

Sars_Boy

Jordyn wrote:

Mysst wrote:

I'd fuck a chick dressed like a nazi

Well yeah, because she's just dressed like it.

I would fuck a guy dressed like...

um

what's something I hate, I'm suddenly blanking despite knowing that it's a long list...

I wouldn't fuck a guy dressed like a baby, no. Um.

Nevermind this sorta feel apart.

dressed up like dan didio

Garlic Bread

Jordyn wrote:

Mysst wrote:

I'd fuck a chick dressed like a nazi

Well yeah, because she's just dressed like it.

I would fuck a guy dressed like...

um

what's something I hate, I'm suddenly blanking despite knowing that it's a long list...

I wouldn't fuck a guy dressed like a baby, no. Um.

Nevermind this sorta feel apart.

Would you fuck a guy dressed as We Built This Starbucks on Heart and Soul?

TrippyJing

Are you speaking from experience?

Mysst

Squall wrote:

Mysst wrote:

I'd fuck a chick dressed like a nazi

purely out of interest for the trees, we're going to need a list of things you wouldn't fuck

ugly people. dudes. animals

actually I might fuck a dude. I'd hafta work up to it.

Garlic Bread

Sars_Boy wrote:

Jordyn wrote:

Mysst wrote:

I'd fuck a chick dressed like a nazi

Well yeah, because she's just dressed like it.

I would fuck a guy dressed like...

um

what's something I hate, I'm suddenly blanking despite knowing that it's a long list...

I wouldn't fuck a guy dressed like a baby, no. Um.

Nevermind this sorta feel apart.

dressed up like dan didio

mustache or goatee?

Sars_Boy

Anjin-San wrote:

well, here's what you gotta do

here's the fucking scoop glithert are you listening

THIS ISN'T A FUCKING JOKE GLITHERT THIS IS REAL LIFE, THIS ISN'T GODDAMN FUCKING INCEPTION MAN

YOU'RE NOT BEING INCEEVE'D ON JESUS CHRIST GLITHERT LISTEN UP THERE'S NO FUCKING TIME

Go To A Gay Bar. Order a Vodka and Orange (I SWEAR TO FUCKING CHRIST PAY ATTENTION), ask the bartender about the blonde guy at the table across from you. Wink. Make the gesture as though you're eating invisible ice cream.

He'll know the signal.

He'll take you in a car, Glithert. IN A GODDAMN FUCKING CAR WIPE THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FACE GLITHERT.

It'll go on for a few miles. I won't lie to you, he might fiddle around with your crotch. He's looking for microphones when he does this, ignore his vacant stare into your crotch. He is A Professional.

He'll take you to a run, Glithert. It'll smell sweaty. That's what the blindfold was for, Glithert. I swear in the name of all that is holy you've got to understand Glithert. When he takes off your blindfold you'll be introduced to the most secret of organized teams combating the Nazi Menace. And then they'll gangfuck you. You'll be swiss cheese, Glithert.

you're on a damn roll today

TrippyJing

Mysst wrote:

Squall wrote:

Mysst wrote:

I'd fuck a chick dressed like a nazi

purely out of interest for the trees, we're going to need a list of things you wouldn't fuck

ugly people. dudes. animals

actually I might fuck a dude. I'd hafta work up to it.

it's off to bangkok for you, my friend

Campion

Smexy is short for super-mexican. Like El Hombre Molecular, o el hombre de las moleculas

Larlar wrote:

He's right about the sexy uniforms.

nsfw

I'd have enlisted just to get a free pair of those pasties.

That is not an outfit, those are censor bars! Who designs these things??

LTM

I was once at a halloween party drinking with a group of gay Hitlers. Good times, Portland.

Jordyn

Sars_Boy wrote:

Jordyn wrote:

Mysst wrote:

I'd fuck a chick dressed like a nazi

Well yeah, because she's just dressed like it.

I would fuck a guy dressed like...

um

what's something I hate, I'm suddenly blanking despite knowing that it's a long list...

I wouldn't fuck a guy dressed like a baby, no. Um.

Nevermind this sorta feel apart.

dressed up like dan didio

God all the things I hate are so unsexy.

Centipede Damascus

nah I'm pretty sure all Nazis are evil

Indiana Jones taught me that

Melding

i'm smelling a new Romcom guys.

Clint Eastwood

you have a chance at some gay sex here, glithert. don't blow it