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FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeatRegistered User regular
edited August 2011 in Social Entropy++
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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    I thought it was ZeniMax that didn't want him to do that, not Bethesda?

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote:
    I thought it was ZeniMax that didn't want him to do that, not Bethesda?
    Notch wrote:
    Bethesda are suing us, here’s the full story!

    A lot of people want more details about what is going on, so here is everything I know:

    First of all, I love Bethesda. I assume this nonsense is partly just their lawyers being lawyers, and a result of trademark law being the way it is.

    About half a year ago, our lawyers recommended us to register “Minecraft” as a trademark, so we did. I had voted against it initially, but we did it anyway. Better safe than sorry, and all that. At the same time, we also applied for “Scrolls”, the new game we’re working on. We knew of no similarly named games, and we had even googled it to make sure. I’m not even sure if you CAN trademark individual words, like “Scrolls”, but we sent in the application anyway.

    (Disclosure: We’ve enforced the trademark for Minecraft once, when there was a minecraft clone on iOS, using our name. People were emailing me saying our iOS version was buggy and bad, so we asked them to change the name of their game, and they did.)

    A while later, out of the blue, we got contacted by Bethesda’s lawyers. They wanted to know more about the “Scrolls” trademark we were applying for, and claimed it conflicted with their existing trademark “The Elder Scrolls”. I agree that the word “Scrolls” is part of that trademark, but as a gamer, I have never ever considered that series of (very good) role playing games to be about scrolls in any way, nor was that ever the focal point of neither their marketing nor the public image.
    The implication that you could own the right to all individual words within a trademark is also a bit scary. We looked things up and realized they didn’t have much of a case, but we still took it seriously. Nothing about Scrolls is meant to in any way derive from or allude to their games. We suggested a compromise where we’d agree to never put any words in front of “Scrolls”, and instead call sequels and other things something along the lines of “Scrolls - The Banana Expansion”. I’m not sure if they ever got back to us with a reply to this.

    Today, I got a 15 page letter from some Swedish lawyer firm, saying they demand us to stop using the name Scrolls, that they will sue us (and have already paid the fee to the Swedish court), and that they demand a pile of money up front before the legal process has even started.

    I assume this is all some more or less automated response to us applying for the trademark. I sincerely hope Bethesda isn’t pulling a Tim Langdell.

  • kedinikkedinik Registered User regular
    Scrolls from hell to breakfast, excellent.

  • Monkey Ball WarriorMonkey Ball Warrior A collection of mediocre hats Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Sounds like Tycho needs to buy some tomes to store all his scrolls.

    "I resent the entire notion of a body as an ante and then raise you a generalized dissatisfaction with physicality itself" -- Tycho
  • FandeathisFandeathis Registered User regular
    What a ridiculous lawsuit.

    You fuck wit' Die Antwoord, you fuck wit' da army.
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    One should not have a monopoly on a word found in the dictionary.

  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Oceanic, as a representative of Hasbro I have to inform you that your post infringes on our trademark.

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    What trademark specifically, Mister Hasbro?

  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Monopoly™

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    But I trademarked "representative".
    I didn't really, but content in spoiler tags is not admissible in court because I said so.

  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    But I trademarked "representative".

    I'll have to consult with the legal department, suffice to say MIGHTY HASBRO is unhappy with you.

  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    Monopoly is owned by Parker Bros

    Visit http://www.cruzflores.com for all your Cruz Flores needs. Also listen to the podcast I do with Penguin Incarnate http://wgsgshow.podomatic.com
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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    Fyndir wrote:
    But I trademarked "representative".

    I'll have to consult with the legal department, suffice to say MIGHTY HASBRO is unhappy with you.

    The owners of Mighty Mouse™ may not approve of your appropriation of the word Mighty.

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  • OptyOpty Registered User regular
    BusterK wrote:
    Monopoly is owned by Parker Bros

    Parker Bros is owned by Hasbro

  • faitsfaits a panda eating cake seattleRegistered User regular
    Opty wrote:
    BusterK wrote:
    Monopoly is owned by Parker Bros

    Parker Bros is owned by Hasbro

    and hasbro is owned by zenimax
    ok it's not but whatever

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  • HewnHewn Registered User regular
    We're just one more connection from Kevin Bacon!

    Steam: hewn
    Warframe: TheBaconDwarf
  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    It seems that some trademark lawyers have the temperaments of bored dogs, barking furiously at anything that comes near even if it's the lady next door pruning her roses.

  • ronzoronzo Registered User regular
    Butler wrote:
    It seems that some trademark lawyers have the temperaments of bored dogs, barking furiously at anything that comes near even if it's the lady next door pruning her roses.
    Wikipedia wrote:
    Unlike copyright law which provides for criminal penalties as well as civil damages, trademark law in the United States is almost entirely enforced through private lawsuits. The exception is in the case of criminal counterfeiting of goods. Otherwise, the responsibility is entirely on the mark owner to file suit in either state or federal civil court in order to restrict an infringing use. Failure to "police" a mark by stopping infringing uses can result in the loss of protection.

    they have to try to defend it, as dumb as it sounds. Something similar happened last year with Ford and Ferrari when the latter wanted to name a car the F150.

  • AnzekayAnzekay Registered User, Moderator mod
    ronzo wrote:
    Butler wrote:
    It seems that some trademark lawyers have the temperaments of bored dogs, barking furiously at anything that comes near even if it's the lady next door pruning her roses.
    Wikipedia wrote:
    Unlike copyright law which provides for criminal penalties as well as civil damages, trademark law in the United States is almost entirely enforced through private lawsuits. The exception is in the case of criminal counterfeiting of goods. Otherwise, the responsibility is entirely on the mark owner to file suit in either state or federal civil court in order to restrict an infringing use. Failure to "police" a mark by stopping infringing uses can result in the loss of protection.

    they have to try to defend it, as dumb as it sounds. Something similar happened last year with Ford and Ferrari when the latter wanted to name a car the F150.

    By challenging a company over a use of a single word? Sure, I understand why they do it and how they actually can even begin to think they can.

    But seriously?

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    Oh lawyers, is there anything you can't ruin

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  • MaigaardMaigaard Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    There exists a game called Edge. I'm having a hard time imagining that there exists no other game with "edge" in the title. This is a dumb lawsuit.

    EDIT: Edge is a very new game, and neither Mirror's Edge, Cross Edge, Baja: Edge of Control, or Motorstorm: Arctic Edge, seems to have taken a swing at the title.

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  • ronzoronzo Registered User regular
    Anzekay wrote:
    ronzo wrote:
    Butler wrote:
    It seems that some trademark lawyers have the temperaments of bored dogs, barking furiously at anything that comes near even if it's the lady next door pruning her roses.
    Wikipedia wrote:
    Unlike copyright law which provides for criminal penalties as well as civil damages, trademark law in the United States is almost entirely enforced through private lawsuits. The exception is in the case of criminal counterfeiting of goods. Otherwise, the responsibility is entirely on the mark owner to file suit in either state or federal civil court in order to restrict an infringing use. Failure to "police" a mark by stopping infringing uses can result in the loss of protection.

    they have to try to defend it, as dumb as it sounds. Something similar happened last year with Ford and Ferrari when the latter wanted to name a car the F150.

    By challenging a company over a use of a single word? Sure, I understand why they do it and how they actually can even begin to think they can.

    But seriously?

    The alternative is someone actually ripping them off and then pointing to the time where they didn't do anything to a similar infraction.

    I seriously doubt this will actually go anywhere but due to the retarded nature of trademarking here in America they may have felt they had to

  • faitsfaits a panda eating cake seattleRegistered User regular
    Maigaard wrote:
    There exists a game called Edge. I'm having a hard time imagining that there exists no other game with "edge" in the title. This is a dumb lawsuit.

    EDIT: Edge is a very new game, and neither Mirror's Edge, Cross Edge, Baja: Edge of Control, or Motorstorm: Arctic Edge, seems to have taken a swing at the title.

    no but tim langdell sure did

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edge_(video_game)#Trademark_dispute

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  • darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    Maigaard wrote:
    There exists a game called Edge. I'm having a hard time imagining that there exists no other game with "edge" in the title. This is a dumb lawsuit.

    EDIT: Edge is a very new game, and neither Mirror's Edge, Cross Edge, Baja: Edge of Control, or Motorstorm: Arctic Edge, seems to have taken a swing at the title.

    Of all the games to pick.. are you being serious here?

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  • Kyoka SuigetsuKyoka Suigetsu Odin gave his left eye for knowledge. I would give far more Registered User regular
    Birthday comic!

  • kingworkskingworks Registered User regular
    I'm trademarking 'The.'

    Take that, bee-yotch.

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    I'm trademarking "T".

    See you in court.

  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    "Ancient Writings"

  • kingworkskingworks Registered User regular
    Hunter wrote:
    I'm trademarking "T".

    See you in court.
    Clever girl.

    Except I already trademarked the concept of writing. Thus the tables were turned twice!

  • faitsfaits a panda eating cake seattleRegistered User regular
    sorry dude I trademarked tables and the turning thereof

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  • faitsfaits a panda eating cake seattleRegistered User regular
    everyone turning tables in this thread owed me a dollar

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  • darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    faits wrote:
    everyone turning tables in this thread owed me a dollar

    I got a similar trademark on tricks. Notify your mother.

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  • faitsfaits a panda eating cake seattleRegistered User regular
    what a coincidence because

    I trademarked your mother last night

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  • JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    Damn you faits!

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  • darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    faits wrote:
    what a coincidence because

    I trademarked your mother last night

    Tried pantenting yours, but the 'prior use' list was extensive.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Hunter wrote: »
    Oh lawyers, is there anything you can't ruin

    Don't forget that almost 60% of congress has practiced law..

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    (┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻

    this is seriously one of my favorite things, every time it gets used I laugh.

  • kingworkskingworks Registered User regular
    I have clearly waded beyond by depth.

    Nothing but sharks out here.

  • LucascraftLucascraft Registered User regular
    I read about this a couple days ago on Kotaku. The whole thing is absurd, but I understand that the laywers might feel like they need to at least make an attempt, even if it doesn't go anywhere.

    But seriously, how could anyone be so dense as to think you can own the rights to a single word. I could understand Bethesda/Zenimax being upset if the name of the game was perhaps "The Young Scrolls" or something like that. But just plain "Scrolls" doesn't really conjure any connection in my mind with the Elder Scrolls series. Especially since a good majority of the fans don't even know that Elder Scrolls is the name of the series or a part of the title.

    Being a Gamestop employee, I have people come into my store all the time asking for help finding Oblivion. I'm always like "Its in the E's for Elder Scrolls" its like they don't even realize there's more to the title. People will approach me and say "I would like to reserve the new Oblivion please." They don't ask to reserve the new Elder Scrolls. Its the new Oblivion. I just want to slap them and say, "Hey dumbass, this isn't Oblivion 2. Its Elder Scrolls 5. There have been other Elder Scrolls games before Oblivion, but you are a tool who knows nothing of the lineage of this game and only played Oblivion because your brosef lifemates told you it was a sweet game."

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