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I Think my Anus Exploded...

androo87androo87 __BANNED USERS regular
edited February 2007 in Social Entropy++
It might just be the rough toilet paper the military supplies... but wow.. if there's more blood than shit in the bowl.. should I go to the doctors'....

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Could be worse.


    You could be shitting fizzy gravy. That's never fun.

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  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    No pain, no gain.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Pics or gtfo.

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  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Yeah, go see the medic.

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  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    butt cancer

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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    It's only cancer if the blood's in the actual poop..

    If there's blood on the toilet paper as you wipe then you've just pooped too hard and ruptured something..

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Depends on the blood.

    Is it like a darker shade of red and all liquid, all clinging to the tp? it just might be a hemorrhoid, no biggie.

    Is it chunky and bright red blood? you just had a miscarriage through your ass

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  • androo87androo87 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    Pics or gtfo.

    hahahaah... I FUCKING WISH! I don't have my camera out here in this shithole... guess you'll just have to use your imagination... I mean the food out here makes us shit bricks.. it's awful. I feel like the dude off American History X.. I probabaly need stitches.

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  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    Depends on the blood.

    Is it like a darker shade of red and all liquid, all clinging to the tp? it just might be a hemorrhoid, no biggie.

    Is it chunky and bright red blood? you just had a miscarriage through your ass

    lol buttbabies...

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    msuitepyon wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Depends on the blood.

    Is it like a darker shade of red and all liquid, all clinging to the tp? it just might be a hemorrhoid, no biggie.

    Is it chunky and bright red blood? you just had a miscarriage through your ass

    lol buttbabies...

    oh, those wacky cosby kids.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    i wouldn't worry too much about it if it seems to be separate from the shit itself

    fold up a bit of toilet paper and shove it in your crack over your hole when you get up to protect any embarrassing red splotches on your pants

    wipe softer, dab more than wipe if it is really lousy toilet paper

    but if it really bothers you...see the medic, i guess

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  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Does it sting? Can you get blood without actually shitting?

    Hemorrhoid.

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Go see the doc either way.

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  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Go see the doc either way.

    srsly

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  • AslanAslan Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Yeah, go see the doc. Even if nothing's wrong, you've gotten a free assfingering. Win-win.

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Aslan wrote: »
    Yeah, go see the doc. Even if nothing's wrong, you've gotten a free assfingering. Win-win.

    Now that is advice, SE++ style.

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  • AslanAslan Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Business as usual.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    It's Iraqi butt worms.

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    i tend to bleed from my ass every 28 days.. i dont think much of it though

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    tugga06 wrote: »
    i tend to bleed from my ass every 28 days.. i dont think much of it though


    Does your butt get moist when a really hot dude walks by?

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    If it's bright blood on the toilet paper, it's probably a hemmheroid or something and not much to worry about. Aside from pain.

    more blood than poo, yeah you need to see a doctor now.

    Srsly.

    Not even kidding.

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  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    It's Iraqi butt worms.

    OH NOEZ

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    IT'S THE 48 YEAR CREEPIN' JESUS

    I SEEN THIS BEFORE

    WALK BACKWARDS WHILE RUBBING ROSEMARY ON YOUR TESTICLES AND SINGING ELTON JOHN'S ENTIRE DISCOGRAPHY

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  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    IT'S THE 48 YEAR CREEPIN' JESUS

    I SEEN THIS BEFORE

    WALK BACKWARDS WHILE RUBBING ROSEMARY ON YOUR TESTICLES AND SINGING ELTON JOHN'S ENTIRE DISCOGRAPHY

    Now this is a treatment I can get behind.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    msuitepyon wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    It's Iraqi butt worms.

    OH NOEZ

    Yes it is.

    Don't you contradict me, I'll fucking gut you.

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  • AslanAslan Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The standard treatment for said butt wyrms (proper spelling) is to clench your O ring as each wyrm tries to wriggle out, choking them to death. Of course, if your ass has repeatedly been used as a dick hangar, your O ring could be stretched too wide and thus your butt ramblings have condemned you to death. So solly.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    CALLIUS U R AN IRAQI BUTT WORM

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    callius you hippy you wouldn't gut a fish because you'd be worried about it's feelings

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    i wouldn't gut a fish because dead animals are icky

    it's the same reason i can't eat lots of seafood, they still look like what they were when they were alive and it makes me queasy

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    CALLIUS U R AN IRAQI BUTT WORM

    UR MOMZ BUTTFACE IS A IRAGI BUTT WYRM!

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  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Wow.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    i wouldn't gut a fish because dead animals are icky

    it's the same reason i can't eat lots of seafood, they still look like what they were when they were alive and it makes me queasy

    man if you ever get have to cannibalize your family to survive you're fucked

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Could be food poisoning. Food poisoning can cause bloody diarrhea I think.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    i wouldn't gut a fish because dead animals are icky

    it's the same reason i can't eat lots of seafood, they still look like what they were when they were alive and it makes me queasy

    man if you ever get have to cannibalize your family to survive you're fucked

    Y'know, I often question this myself.

    Like, would I be able to kill an animal, gut it, and eat it if I had to?

    Maybe? I don't know... I definitely wouldn't have the proper skills, that's for sure.

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  • AslanAslan Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Personally, I think the survival instinct is at a much deeper level than whatever socially responsible attitudes you may think you have concerning eating the flesh of an animal.

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  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    i wouldn't gut a fish because dead animals are icky

    it's the same reason i can't eat lots of seafood, they still look like what they were when they were alive and it makes me queasy

    man if you ever get have to cannibalize your family to survive you're fucked

    Y'know, I often question this myself.

    Like, would I be able to kill an animal, gut it, and eat it if I had to?

    Maybe? I don't know... I definitely wouldn't have the proper skills, that's for sure.

    I like meat and everything, but I just can't force myself to do anything like that.

    I can't even touch worms and the fish I catch with them. I'm a pussy... :cry:

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    when i was twelve i caught a bunch of these sucker fish that my dad said were fucking up the lake's ecosystem or something and rather than just put them back he made me bash their brains out on rocks

    plus if you know any overenthusiastic hunters you can get quickly desensitized to looking at the insides of things

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I love going fishing.

    It's fun.

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  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    ShimSham wrote: »
    I love going fishing.

    It's fun.

    Shut up, buttface.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Like, I could probably kill something and eat it if I had to. Maybe.

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