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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    Fishman wrote:
    Campion wrote:
    What we're saying is: we are extremely critical, and high brow, and we want to see some fish fuck and make babies.
    I charge by the minute.

    That's...that's all I really need.

    Campion on
    4484-7718-8470
  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    Campion, flick your fish tail up a little bit, all sassy.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    >Spread my cloaca and release hundreds of thousands of roe all over the rocks

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    I like breeding + breading

    plx advice

  • op_gamemasterop_gamemaster Registered User regular
    Overview:
    Science: 1
    Weaponry: 0
    Magic: 0
    Defense: 0
    Progress: 0
    Transport: 1

    Resources:
    Gold: none
    Wood: scavenging
    Food: scavenging
    Population: 64

    Report: The long awaited humping has arrived. More fish are spawned. Adult fish are trained and put to work gathering whatever scavenged resources are available.
    Fishpeople breed at the highest rate of any other race. This is an advantage in most cases, you just have to manage enough food gathering to feed all these people.
    Someone was appointed to keep count of your population.
    The Fish Elders are considering whether to expand or upgrade their research with what little technology they possess.
    The Elders also figure out that more fish will spawn if a food stockpile is readily available to feed the fish families - schools of fish..
    You now have trained hunter-gatherers. Wildlife is pretty scarce, maybe exploring will yield new better game.

    Options (Chance of success):
    A) Expand N, S, E, W
    B) Breed
    C) Research Science
    D) Research Weaponry
    E) Research Magic
    F) Research Defense
    G) Use special
    H) Hunt

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    I enticingly flap my tail and shake it thusly, showing my breeding prowess.

    4484-7718-8470
  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    Let's look at that village to the south, now that we have numbers, and weapons, we can sack it for all it is worth.

    4484-7718-8470
  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    Campion wrote:
    Let's look at that village to the south, now that we have numbers, and weapons, we can sack it for all it is worth.

    Let's combine this with more breeding.

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  • JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    !H

    I say we go hunting and enjoy us some tasty crawfish.

    Junpei on
  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    I'm a tasty Crawford

    this is likle half of a Crawfish.

  • op_gamemasterop_gamemaster Registered User regular
    I played this game once with a group of people before, they chose B4 (Defense Dwarves) and we got a killer storyline going. Those people were very entertained and they even donated $. Since then I've improved the game and made a new map version 2.

    Just you wait and see, at some point you will have options A - T. Not even joking

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    B4

    you sunk my battleship.

  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    Fishman wrote:
    he's a cold blooded lady killer and your just jealous of his good looks.

    That's not the first time I've heard that :winky:

    Ahem

  • JintorJintor Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    >inventory

    Jintor on
  • JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    >Fishman: Quickly retrieve arms from drawer.

  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    Let's combine hunting with more breeding. We can call our hunting party 'The Furious Fornicators'.

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  • op_gamemasterop_gamemaster Registered User regular
    I will only combine things together when I have been offline and I want to catch up, then I will take multiple votes. Right now, one at a time. This is serious fish buisness.

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  • FletcherFletcher Registered User regular
    roll to fuck a dragon

  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    what the fuck do you mean take multiple votes

    you a commie, boy?

  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    Fletcher wrote:
    fuck to roll a dragon

  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    I am voting that we take all of our fishmans, and find a dragon to romance.

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  • NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    >Use Lvl 5 Fornication Tech - Quid Pro Roe

  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    I rolled my D20 and it came up w/ a 5

    this means I win y/n???

  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    I rolled my D20 and it came up w/ a 5

    this means I win y/n???

    That means you get to fuck a cow instead of a dragon.

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  • FletcherFletcher Registered User regular
    you successfully fuck a cow

    you receive 3 meats

    hurl meats sunward? y/n

  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    I rolled my D20 and it came up w/ a 5

    this means I win y/n???

    That means you get to fuck a cow instead of a dragon.

    I got a 13

    What do I fuck?

  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    Your mother.

    PSN: ThatDaveFella
  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    Gatsby wrote:
    I rolled my D20 and it came up w/ a 5

    this means I win y/n???

    That means you get to fuck a cow instead of a dragon.

    I got a 13

    What do I fuck?

    A lion.

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    Would you rather get fucked by a lion or have a dog bite off your favorite hand

  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    question courtesy of forum-user Kochikens

  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    Gatsby wrote:
    I rolled my D20 and it came up w/ a 5

    this means I win y/n???

    That means you get to fuck a cow instead of a dragon.

    I got a 13

    What do I fuck?

    A lion.

    Awwww yeeeaa-
    Your mother.

    no

  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    Girl lion or boy lion?

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    dude lion fuckin you w/ a barbed penis

  • op_gamemasterop_gamemaster Registered User regular
    Overview:
    Science: 1
    Weaponry: 0
    Magic: 0
    Defense: 0
    Progress: 0
    Transport: 1

    Resources:
    Gold: none
    Wood: scavenging
    Food: scavenging
    Population: 112

    Report: More rapid breeding was encouraged. Workers were distributed to their jobs throughout the camp. More fish-patrols are now on duty. Some hunting was done but it wasn't successful. Breeding was only slightly effective because you do not have a supply of food. Hunter-gatherers report it will take a dedicated effort to find food.
    Your camp is still raggedy and you have only a couple permanent structures but the morale of the population is good. The life of a fishman is difficult, filled with bigotry and prejudice from the other more acceptable fantasy races. Right now they can only count on their fellow Fishkin for support.
    Scout swimmers can see there is the village to the south by the river, and they also report they have noticed humanoid workers hauling wood from the nearby forest. Maybe the Fish Elders should expand and investigate this.

    Options (Chance of success):
    A) Expand N, S, E, W
    B) Breed
    C) Research Science
    D) Research Weaponry
    E) Research Magic
    F) Research Defense
    G) Use special
    H) Hunt

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    Owie.

    Well they get it over and done with real quick, don't they? And losing a hand is for life.

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... ... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    Belruel wrote:
    Yeah let's breed. Do I ejaculate all over some eggs or what.

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    Why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid, with the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?

    ASimPerson on
  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    Owie.

    Well they get it over and done with real quick, don't they? And losing a hand is for life.

    Yeah and you can use that hand for yourself

    :winky:

  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    A - go south and pillage the human village

    PSN: ThatDaveFella
  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    donated $.

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    NO

  • JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    !C Research science for the fatherland.

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