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On Throwing Up

Original RufusOriginal Rufus Registered User regular
edited February 2007 in Social Entropy++
So my girlfriend was reading through the Swap.Avi article on Somethingawful. If you don't recall that article, by all means, check it out.

Unbelievably NSFW

The link contains the history and description of possibly the darkest piece of pornography ever produced, including a couple of choice snapshots of the aftermath. The article itself does a better job explaining the content than I'll attempt, just be wary of the links, as they contain things neither you nor your employer wants to see.

Curiosity, naturally, tempts her to examine the enclosed images of the action. She immediately bolts to the bathroom to vomit. I've never before witnessed someone react so violently to an image, let alone porn.

Now I relate this story to my roommate. Naturally, he reads the article, examines the pictures.

He throws up. These images are apparently some kind of fetish porn equivalent of the video from The Ring.

Long Post. Anyway, discuss bizarre or interesting circumstances that have led to vomiting.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2007
    I haven't thrown up in like 12 years

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I want to click the link.

    But I know I'll throw up, so I won't.

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    Sub StandardSub Standard Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    TL;DR

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    ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I used to throw up every winter

    like clockwork

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    ZekZek Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    just reading this thread is making me want to throw up

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    <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The screencaps are not really that bad, but the idea that this was made for someone to beat off to horrifies me.

    Hell, tfs watched the whole thing, and he didn't puke.

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    MenaceMenace regular
    edited February 2007
    i'm curious as to what the pictures are, but i can't bring myself to click the link

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    The last time I threw up was because I drank too much alcohol and ate nothing.

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    Original RufusOriginal Rufus Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    <3 wrote: »
    The screencaps are not really that bad, but the idea that this was made for someone to beat off to horrifies me.

    Hell, tfs watched the whole thing, and he didn't puke.

    Even for ironic shock value, I can't imagine ever subjecting myself to that.

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    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Check the O.R.

    You like it so far?

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Man, those of us at work hate you. Can anyone please simple-wiki what this puke-inducing image/article/whatever is?

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    StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    puking is the best chick diet

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    MenaceMenace regular
    edited February 2007
    Meiz wrote: »
    Check the O.R.

    You like it so far?

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    Original RufusOriginal Rufus Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    Man, those of us at work hate you. Can anyone please simple-wiki what this puke-inducing image/article/whatever is?
    Basically, Brazillian women fist one another's assholes. The assholes are then shit in. The shit-in assholes are then vomited in. Rinse, and repeat.

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    SASA Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I'm sick today.

    Nose all stuffy... sinuses all out of whack.

    Thank god my stomach is okay.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    What.

    How does that get anyone off. I mean, there are Brazilian women in it, but still.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2007
    I had my old coworker watch it. He says he thinks three of the girls used to be dudes

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    Original RufusOriginal Rufus Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    What.

    How does that get anyone off. I mean, there are Brazilian women in it, but still.

    You know how some people think its really hot to tie chicks up because its a little kinky, and just a little adventurous?

    What if you've done all that (or more likely, beat off to all that) to the point that not even shemales fucking midgets on the deck of an aircraft carrier crewed by champion felchers can get you off?

    You turn to something like Swap.avi. It's like kinky inflation.

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    StoverStover Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    Man, those of us at work hate you. Can anyone please simple-wiki what this puke-inducing image/article/whatever is?
    Basically, Brazillian women fist one another's assholes. The assholes are then shit in. The shit-in assholes are then vomited in. Rinse, and repeat.

    D:

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    how does some of that even work

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    What.

    How does that get anyone off. I mean, there are Brazilian women in it, but still.

    You know how some people think its really hot to tie chicks up because its a little kinky, and just a little adventurous?

    What if you've done all that (or more likely, beat off to all that) to the point that not even shemales fucking midgets on the deck of an aircraft carrier crewed by champion felchers can get you off?

    You turn to something like Swap.avi. It's like kinky inflation.

    Well, everyone knows submarines are way hotter.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    everyones got their thing

    this just happens to be the thing that gets mike lawson from oklahoma's motor running

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I mean, I haven't watched this.

    Are there speculums?

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    Re: nholderRe: nholder Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The pictures aren't bad at all. Maybe from years of the internet's scarring ability to ruin my innocence in exponentially more horrifying ways, I've built up tolerence.

    Yet, this is on quite the level... I don't even want to tell my girlfriend I've seen these pictures. The sad part is she also indulges in the horrifying pages of Population Paste (look it up, NSFW x10) with me. It's become a past time.

    The video, though, might break me. We'll see.

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    Original RufusOriginal Rufus Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    If anyone has actually seen it...does one of the girls actually cry at the end?

    Honestly, that alone would be enough to tip the scales for me and spill some vomit.

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I thought this was going to be about hangovers.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Dudes, seriously... nothin' too hardcore about that.

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    SASA Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The Pain Olympics crap was worse than that.

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    ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    hahahahahaha, i just read the story of this, the damn thing is a custom video paid for by something awful forumers.

    just wow..

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I've seen the cover-art on a porno where a dude's penis is split in half, down the middle, and then pierced along the sides. It looked like a hot dog if you cut it in half. That was kinda upsetting.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    i wish i could design my own porn that would be bitchin'

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    Original RufusOriginal Rufus Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    So...wait.

    Did SE++ never have a thread on Swap.avi?

    I feel like this should really be old news.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Guys, I added WoW: Burning Crusade to my wish list on Amazon.

    I added both the normal and the collectors edition. You know, incase you felt like indulging me with the collectors edition.

    Guy, you should buy it for me.

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    RpegRpeg bear at picnic table SeattleRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    the pics aren't that bad

    has anyone seen that video of a farmer castrating his horses with a power drill?

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    JJJJ DailyStormer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    pain olympics?

    Anyway, this is a clear sign that there are too many humans if they can do crazy shit like this.

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    ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    the collectors edition wasnt really worth it....

    the mousepad doesnt even work with my mouse.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Zephos wrote: »
    the collectors edition wasnt really worth it....

    the mousepad doesnt even work with my mouse.

    Well, dog, see the thing is that I won't pay for the normal BC anyway... might as well add collectors edition incase one of you most excellent doggies wants to pay for it for me.

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    ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    JJ wrote: »
    pain olympics?

    Anyway, this is a clear sign that there are too many humans if they can do crazy shit like this.

    OH MY FUCKING GOD, I JUST WATCHED THIS RIGHT NOW

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    Lt. Eggman5Lt. Eggman5 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    So...wait.

    Did SE++ never have a thread on Swap.avi?

    I feel like this should really be old news.

    Yeah, man. This is relatively old school and I'm pretty sure I found out about it from here. Still didn't make me sick though, that's for fgts only.

    Anyway, for throwing up in general, ever not thrown up for ages and then think 'it can't be that bad' and then when you do vom it's all 'damn that sucks'. I'm thinking that it's not so bad right now.

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    SASA Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    JJ wrote: »
    pain olympics?

    A Self castration... competition.

    One man cut of his penis, the other his balls.

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