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On Throwing Up
Original Rufus
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So my girlfriend was reading through the Swap.Avi article on Somethingawful. If you don't recall that article, by all means, check it out.
Unbelievably NSFW
The link contains the history and description of possibly the darkest piece of pornography ever produced, including a couple of choice snapshots of the aftermath. The article itself does a better job explaining the content than I'll attempt, just be wary of the links, as they contain things neither you nor your employer wants to see.
Curiosity, naturally, tempts her to examine the enclosed images of the action. She immediately bolts to the bathroom to vomit. I've never before witnessed someone react so violently to an image, let alone porn.
Now I relate this story to my roommate. Naturally, he reads the article, examines the pictures.
He throws up. These images are apparently some kind of fetish porn equivalent of the video from The Ring.
Long Post. Anyway, discuss bizarre or interesting circumstances that have led to vomiting.
Unbelievably NSFW
The link contains the history and description of possibly the darkest piece of pornography ever produced, including a couple of choice snapshots of the aftermath. The article itself does a better job explaining the content than I'll attempt, just be wary of the links, as they contain things neither you nor your employer wants to see.
Curiosity, naturally, tempts her to examine the enclosed images of the action. She immediately bolts to the bathroom to vomit. I've never before witnessed someone react so violently to an image, let alone porn.
Now I relate this story to my roommate. Naturally, he reads the article, examines the pictures.
He throws up. These images are apparently some kind of fetish porn equivalent of the video from The Ring.
Long Post. Anyway, discuss bizarre or interesting circumstances that have led to vomiting.
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But I know I'll throw up, so I won't.
like clockwork
Hell, tfs watched the whole thing, and he didn't puke.
Even for ironic shock value, I can't imagine ever subjecting myself to that.
You like it so far?
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
Nose all stuffy... sinuses all out of whack.
Thank god my stomach is okay.
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How does that get anyone off. I mean, there are Brazilian women in it, but still.
You know how some people think its really hot to tie chicks up because its a little kinky, and just a little adventurous?
What if you've done all that (or more likely, beat off to all that) to the point that not even shemales fucking midgets on the deck of an aircraft carrier crewed by champion felchers can get you off?
You turn to something like Swap.avi. It's like kinky inflation.
Well, everyone knows submarines are way hotter.
this just happens to be the thing that gets mike lawson from oklahoma's motor running
Are there speculums?
Yet, this is on quite the level... I don't even want to tell my girlfriend I've seen these pictures. The sad part is she also indulges in the horrifying pages of Population Paste (look it up, NSFW x10) with me. It's become a past time.
The video, though, might break me. We'll see.
Honestly, that alone would be enough to tip the scales for me and spill some vomit.
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just wow..
Did SE++ never have a thread on Swap.avi?
I feel like this should really be old news.
I added both the normal and the collectors edition. You know, incase you felt like indulging me with the collectors edition.
Guy, you should buy it for me.
has anyone seen that video of a farmer castrating his horses with a power drill?
Anyway, this is a clear sign that there are too many humans if they can do crazy shit like this.
the mousepad doesnt even work with my mouse.
Well, dog, see the thing is that I won't pay for the normal BC anyway... might as well add collectors edition incase one of you most excellent doggies wants to pay for it for me.
OH MY FUCKING GOD, I JUST WATCHED THIS RIGHT NOW
Yeah, man. This is relatively old school and I'm pretty sure I found out about it from here. Still didn't make me sick though, that's for fgts only.
Anyway, for throwing up in general, ever not thrown up for ages and then think 'it can't be that bad' and then when you do vom it's all 'damn that sucks'. I'm thinking that it's not so bad right now.
A Self castration... competition.
One man cut of his penis, the other his balls.
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