What's your porn name (& first movie)?

kingworks

There are two commonly held approaches to this:
1) your middle name + the name of the street you grew up on
2) your pet's name + street name (as above)

So I'd be either Michael or Keno Horsehead

UPATE: At Skull Man's suggestion:

let's mix this up a bit

how about the first porn you'll star in

for this, let's go with the first word of your favorite drink plus the first word of the last show you watched three episodes of

Another UPDATE:

And who will you star opposite?

to choose a lady, pick your favorite fruit plus the most prominent geological feature of your region

to choose a fellow, the first word of your favorite pizza topping plus the first word of the last breakfast cereal you ate

Garlic Bread

Those are more commonly used to answer secret questions when you forgot your password

NICE TRY

Peter Ebel

Pestiferous Johnny.

Hunter

Lance Deepdickings

faits

Unnamed Goldfish Northeast One Eighty Fourth.

good luck stealing my passwords with that info

Marth

Manuel Old Bee Caves

yeah, doesn't work too well for me

edit: My actual porn name is Gotta Bigdick, so take that for what it's worth

kingworks

(Re: Keith) Seriously? I would never use either of those for my passwords.

Okay then, let's come up with a better formula.

Favorite beverage + ?

Skull Man

Iggy Pleasant

this is real

I win

Garlic Bread

kingworks wrote:

(Re: Keith) Seriously? I would never use either of those for my passwords.

You don't use them for your password, you use them for your secret question when you've forgotten your password

ChicoBlue

Johnny Cuntwreck

faits

you guys must have grown up in weird towns

ChicoBlue

Don't insult Dongmassacre, Kentucky.

I will fuck you up.

kingworks

faits wrote:

you guys must have grown up in weird towns

Sodom.

Or possibly Gomhorra.

Personface

Neptune Fox

kingworks

ChicoBlue wrote:

Don't insult Dongmassacre, Kentucky.

I will fuck you up.

City motto.

Robcham

Derrick Kannon

dbrock270

Dickknocker Dickens

Peccavi

Sir Dicks-A-Lot

Seriously

Sampson Lightsey or Judson Lightsey

or


Sampson North Cemetary Road

hott?

kingworks

Seriously wrote:

Sampson North Cemetary Road

hott?

To them:

DrZiplock

Middle and street?

Braun St. Michael


I win.

Anialos

Mark Broadway or Shadow Broadway

Skull Man

let's mix this up a bit

how about the first porn you'll star in

for this, let's go with the first word of your favorite drink plus the first word of the last show you watched three episodes of

for me this would be Dirty House

faits

DrZiplock wrote:

I win.

if you didn't grow up on cuntwreck rd. in dongmassacre, ky

you do not win this thread.

Seriously

Jack Life

faits

knob star

kingworks

It's either Mtn. Big or Mtn. Raw.

Either way, I am ashamed.

Anialos

Russian Bleach. So many connotations.

Personface

Skull Man wrote:

let's mix this up a bit

how about the first porn you'll star in

for this, let's go with the first word of your favorite drink plus the first word of the last show you watched three episodes of

for me this would be Dirty House

Coca Torchwood

Mortal Sky

Skull Man wrote:

let's mix this up a bit

how about the first porn you'll star in

for this, let's go with the first word of your favorite drink plus the first word of the last show you watched three episodes of

for me this would be Dirty House

Four [On] Top

That "Four", it should be noted, is from "Four Murasame", which is a slight variation on the Green Alaska. Not Four Loko.

Sassori

Marshmallow Landing Drive

dbrock270

Varg Vikernes is a hot name.

Rankenphile

ok first, start with your mother's maiden name

Didgeridoo

Skull Man wrote:

let's mix this up a bit

how about the first porn you'll star in

for this, let's go with the first word of your favorite drink plus the first word of the last show you watched three episodes of

for me this would be Dirty House

Lagunitas X-Files

okay this isn't working

SwissLion

Rocky Ironwood

Martini Adventure

I am pleased.

Mortal Sky

Sassori wrote:

Marshmallow Landing Drive

This is too good.

Dr. Frenchenstein

I'd be either Jason or Tasha Shore. The second one would be great if i were a chick.

kingworks

Mortal Sky wrote:

Sassori wrote:

Marshmallow Landing Drive

This is too good.

BBW

tynic

My movie would be Vodka Men.

That sounds more like a sundance contender.

Rankenphile

no no wait

start with your mother's first name

and your father's last name

Dr. Frenchenstein

Hunter wrote:

Lance Deepdickings

Your middle name is Lance? weird...