[Mass Effect] 4-Player Cooperative Lesbians

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  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    edited August 2011
    Cambiata wrote:
    Poor Taky. Tell you what, I offer myself to play the game in your stead. No man should have to carry that burden alone.

    Cambiata, truly, you are a saint.

    Orca on
  • takyristakyris Registered User regular
    Cambiata wrote:
    Poor Taky. Tell you what, I offer myself to play the game in your stead. No man should have to carry that burden alone.

    If I didn't care about losing my job, I would show you screenshots of what it's like to play the game right now.

    I mean, game's gonna be awesome, but there's a reason we ain't shipping yet.

  • BlurblBlurbl -_- Registered User regular
    Eh, trying to do a pure renegade playthrough of ME2 to have a wildly different import than my uber Paragon Shep, but I just find some renegade decisions too illogical to take. Like egging on the quarians to goto war. Why would anyone do that?

  • curly haired boycurly haired boy Your Friendly Neighborhood Torgue Dealer Registered User regular
    Blurbl wrote:
    Eh, trying to do a pure renegade playthrough of ME2 to have a wildly different import than my uber Paragon Shep, but I just find some renegade decisions too illogical to take. Like egging on the quarians to goto war. Why would anyone do that?
    to be non-constructive! :D

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  • CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    Blurbl wrote:
    Eh, trying to do a pure renegade playthrough of ME2 to have a wildly different import than my uber Paragon Shep, but I just find some renegade decisions too illogical to take. Like egging on the quarians to goto war. Why would anyone do that?

    Because they hate Quarians?

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  • milk ducksmilk ducks High Mucky Muck Big Tits TownRegistered User regular
    Arrived in the mail yesterday. Aww, yeah!

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  • ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote:
    how about some good pictures, like PAX screenshots



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    Garrus is certainly wearing a funky suit, or should I say Funkmaster G

  • curly haired boycurly haired boy Your Friendly Neighborhood Torgue Dealer Registered User regular
    that's not garrus

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  • BlurblBlurbl -_- Registered User regular
    I don't think that's Garrus.

    Maybe Head C-Sec guy?

  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Yeah duh Garrus has implants now.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    Oh my. Does this mean im racist>? Or speciest? I guess?

    Prohass on
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Prohass wrote:
    Oh my. Does this mean im racist>?

    You probably think the Asari is Liara too, Harkin.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    Yeah i totally zoned, im super embarrassed guys dont rub it in :(

    Prohass on
  • BasilBasil Registered User regular
    Gosh, just because it's a Turan standing beside Shepard, you assume that it's Garrus?

    Typical.

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  • ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    Look I had a grandpa who was in the First Contact war, I try to be more liberal but It just comes out sometimes you know?

  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Prohass wrote:
    Look I had a grandpa who was in the First Contact war, I try to be more liberal but It just comes out sometimes you know?

    Way to be an Ashley!

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  • Gaming-FreakGaming-Freak Registered User regular
    Or Presley.

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  • BasilBasil Registered User regular
    Hey, uh. If you're interested in making a difference, the Human Liberation Front could use outspoken young men and women like yourself.

    Bring your own gun.

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  • ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    Can you swing a sack of knobs?

    CAN I!

  • AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    I wonder if you have to acquire guns like in ME2 or if they are open for you at the start. I'm not sure if I would go with the Mattock or the Revenant...

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  • 143999143999 Tellin' ya not askin' ya, not pleadin' with yaRegistered User regular
    takyris wrote:
    Cambiata wrote:
    Poor Taky. Tell you what, I offer myself to play the game in your stead. No man should have to carry that burden alone.

    If I didn't care about losing my job, I would show you screenshots of what it's like to play the game right now.

    I mean, game's gonna be awesome, but there's a reason we ain't shipping yet.

    "MASS EFFECT 3 NOT WORTH PLAYING" -BIOWARE EMPLOYEE

    "MASS EFFECT 3 'AIN'T SHIPPING'" -BIOWARE EMPLOYEE

    #lolgamesjournalism

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  • AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    Quick, wait a week and then tell Kotaku as breaking news!

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    "ME3 HAS FRAMERATE ISSUES, LIKE PLAYING SCREENSHOTS" -Bioware Insider.

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    takyris wrote:
    Cambiata wrote:
    Poor Taky. Tell you what, I offer myself to play the game in your stead. No man should have to carry that burden alone.

    If I didn't care about losing my job, I would show you screenshots of what it's like to play the game right now.

    I mean, game's gonna be awesome, but there's a reason we ain't shipping yet.

    I bet if you told us a story about the disgusting uses Geth have for their engineer drones, You'd feel better.

  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Man I BETTER have a goddamn Legion romance in this game. I have waited too long!

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  • AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    It can't be any more creepy than romancing Tali.

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote:
    Man I BETTER have a goddamn Legion romance in this game. I have waited too long!

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Aegeri wrote:
    It can't be any more creepy than romancing Tali.

    It's ten BILLION Tali-AIs all in one mechanical body.

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  • AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    Legion, I hereby dub thee "Fisto".

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    "Legion are you a fucking MACHINE or a FUCKING machine?" :winky:

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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    Prohass wrote:
    -Tal wrote:
    how about some good pictures, like PAX screenshots



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    Garrus is certainly wearing a funky suit, or should I say Funkmaster G

    I really like this screen shot. I don't know why - I think partly because Liara and Shepard planning to do stuff reminds me of Lair of the Shadow Broker and Lair of the Shadow Broker was awesome.

  • Dox the PIDox the PI Registered User regular
    Is it just me or does Shepard look really fucking depressed in all those screens?

  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    Dox the PI wrote:
    Is it just me or does Shepard look really fucking depressed in all those screens?

    Earth is being destroyed. I imagine this is a somewhat distressing situation.

  • AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    Well, earth is getting its arse owned and nobody ever listened to him. Seeing the absolute horror and devastation you've been trying to tell everyone to prepare for actually come would hurt anyone. I don't mind him showing some kind of emotion like that, because in many ways he's a character in the game like anyone else and shouldn't just be some emotionless puppet. That kind of thing would affect anyone.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    For the longest time I was thinking this was coming out Q4 2011, right around AC Revelations and Arkham City

    And then when I finally looked it up and saw March 2012 I nearly had a heart attack

  • AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    I am actually really glad that it isn't coming out at the same time as those. It's going to be a hugely busy couple of months game wise.

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  • DragkoniasDragkonias That Guy Who Does Stuff You Know, There. Registered User regular
    EA's Q4 is actually at the start of the following year, so you're not far off.

    But yeah...so, so far away. I mean I'll have plenty of games before then...but they'll just be distractions.

  • Dox the PIDox the PI Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote:
    For the longest time I was thinking this was coming out Q4 2011, right around AC Revelations and Arkham City

    And then when I finally looked it up and saw March 2012 I nearly had a heart attack

    It was coming out around that time
    :(

  • BasilBasil Registered User regular
    Dox the PI wrote:
    Is it just me or does Shepard look really fucking depressed in all those screens?

    He's trying to top his kill count in arrival and nothing seems to work.

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  • DragkoniasDragkonias That Guy Who Does Stuff You Know, There. Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    Well...honestly, I would prefer they take their time. While I liked the game DA2 was rushed and it is pretty obvious in some areas.

    Honestly, I already think ME1/ME2 are some of the better games I've played and if ME3 is even greater than that it might become one of my favorite games of all time(if not that).

    So, I'll wait.

    Dragkonias on
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