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  • TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    She has tinyface

    Jailbait Shepard

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    Now that's Sheppard

  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    now she looks even younger

    wtf bioware

    maleshep looks 30, femshep looks 15

    That's ok.

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    is that an offical image

  • Dox the PIDox the PI Registered User regular
    Nuzak wrote:
    is that an offical image

    I think it was done by Patryk Olejniczak.

    with this one

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    That is official, Bioware hired Patryk Olejniczak

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  • DragkoniasDragkonias That Guy Who Does Stuff You Know, There. Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    He hasn't made a ME artwork I haven't liked yet.

    Here is a teaser for another one he's doing.

    http://patryk-garrett.deviantart.com/#/d3clrja

    Dragkonias on
  • Two Headed BoyTwo Headed Boy Registered User regular
    Speaking of artwork, here's a few Mass Effect Kindle screensaver images I've made, one of which uses a piece of Olejniczak's artwork.
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  • SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    Dragkonias wrote:
    There should be a 'whatever' renegade interrupt in reaction to some Earth lawyer ranting about Shepard's Batarian war crimes.

    Or rather "Deal with it!"
    More like "It's a part of my culture, Your Honor. I've been killing Batarians as long as I've been in the Alliance, and so has the rest of Humanity."



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  • manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    Anyone else having avatar trouble? I can't see mine, and about half the people's on this forum aren't loading for me.

  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    Turambar wrote:
    She has tinyface

    Jailbait Shepard

    For a split second while the image was loading and still blurry I thought that Amy Pond was going to be our new femshep

    Now I'm disappointed

    Pondshep leading Matt Smith and Mordin

    override367 on
  • SkeithSkeith Registered User regular
    There should be a 'whatever' renegade interrupt in reaction to some Earth lawyer ranting about Shepard's Batarian war crimes.

    If they don't let me use Mindoir in the trial I will be annoyed.

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Cambiata wrote:
    New t-shirts, yo

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    Take on MEEEEE
    Take on me
    Take me ONNNN
    I'll be GONE...blurblableeeeEEEEEEE

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • Johnny ChopsockyJohnny Chopsocky Scootaloo! We have to cook! Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered User regular
    Shepard's trial can only end one plausible way, especially after the ruthless massacre of so many Batarians.

    With a BIG ALLIANCE PARTY.
    EVERYONE DISCO DANCING LOTS OF FUN GOOD TIME FOR ALL I AM HAVING VERY GOOD TIME

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  • Guitar Hero Of TimeGuitar Hero Of Time Registered User regular
    Dox the PI wrote:
    They uploaded a wallpapper of the new Shepard

    When I go to masseffect.bioware.com the wallpaper they have of new femshep is a generic one of the standard pose they used for the voting.

    Where can I get that one? Like, full resolution. It's rad.

  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Dox the PI wrote:
    They uploaded a wallpapper of the new Shepard

    When I go to masseffect.bioware.com the wallpaper they have of new femshep is a generic one of the standard pose they used for the voting.

    Where can I get that one? Like, full resolution. It's rad.

    1920x1080

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  • OmnomnomPancakeOmnomnomPancake Registered User regular
    Marketers really love that omni-knife. Kind of getting annoying, seeing as my Insane run Engineer is never going to use any of that shit.

  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    what if your drone gets a little baby omni-blade

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  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    The engineer should be able to upgrade the drone

    with a Cain

  • The Dude With HerpesThe Dude With Herpes Lehi, UTRegistered User regular
    edited August 2011
    Dox the PI wrote:
    They uploaded a wallpapper of the new Shepard

    When I go to masseffect.bioware.com the wallpaper they have of new femshep is a generic one of the standard pose they used for the voting.

    Where can I get that one? Like, full resolution. It's rad.

    Any chance someone with photoshop skills wants to make a version of the fourth wallpaper (the one with just earth and Mass Effect 3 in the center) without the Mass Effect 3 logo in the center and just Earth? That'd be rad and way better than the current one. The ME3 at the bottom is more than enough to indicate what it is and the logo in the center takes what could be an awesome wallpaper and makes it tacky.

    The Dude With Herpes on
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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    look as long as Bioware is destroying the canon with this like they did with the heatsinks, every weapon should be omni

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  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    Oh no, here we go again

  • Guitar Hero Of TimeGuitar Hero Of Time Registered User regular
    When I bought ME1, I did so because I saw it basically being the spiritual successor to KoTOR. When I beat it, I knew that all that was missing was lightsabers. When ME2 was announced, I expected them to sneak in some kind of vibrosword or something, but they didn't.

    Luckily Assassin's Creed is popular enough to force them to revisit the idea. Lightsaber + Hidden Blade seems awesome to me. I suspect it is only a matter of time before the ME universe has pure-melee fighters with dual omni-sabers.

  • DragkoniasDragkonias That Guy Who Does Stuff You Know, There. Registered User regular
    I still think the Vanguard will turn themselves into a giant omni-blade.

    They will also be able to do it while they're charging, cutting down all who stand in their way.

  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    I'd like Femshep better with less crimson eyeliner, and both of them better if they stopped glaring 30 degrees from horizontal. Just look into the camera, it's all right.

  • Johnny ChopsockyJohnny Chopsocky Scootaloo! We have to cook! Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered User regular
    Dragkonias wrote:
    I still think the Vanguard will turn themselves into a giant omni-blade.

    They will also be able to do it while they're charging, cutting down all who stand in their way.

    No no, Vanguard turns into a drill while charging.

    A drill that will pierce the heavens.

    While yelling "WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?"

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    @two headed boy mate those Kindle wallpapers are amazing :^:
    The Mordin one is the standout, for me.

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  • Guitar Hero Of TimeGuitar Hero Of Time Registered User regular
    I'd like Femshep better with less crimson eyeliner, and both of them better if they stopped glaring 30 degrees from horizontal. Just look into the camera, it's all right.

    To me it's not red eyeliner - she's just beat up and and all raw in the face after watching Garrus get headshot right through his visor mid-battle, or something.

  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    I'd like Femshep better with less crimson eyeliner, and both of them better if they stopped glaring 30 degrees from horizontal. Just look into the camera, it's all right.

    To me it's not red eyeliner - she's just beat up and and all raw in the face after watching Garrus get headshot right through his visor mid-battle, or something.

    It's probably just blood.

    From someone she killed.

    Shepard kills a lot of people, and doesn't wash her face that often. A little blood is to be expected.

  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    ME3 will have DA:O levels of blood spatter. You heard it here first.

  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Marketers really love that omni-knife. Kind of getting annoying, seeing as my Insane run Engineer is never going to use any of that shit.

    How do you turn a virtual keyboard into a shiv?

    By being badass like Shepard, that's how.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • BlurblBlurbl -_- Registered User regular
    Wait, I thought the omnitool was just a holographic interface. How the hell can you stab people with it?

    Damnit, I really don't want to watch the gameplay videos.

  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Blurbl wrote:
    Wait, I thought the omnitool was just a holographic interface. How the hell can you stab people with it?

    Damnit, I really don't want to watch the gameplay videos.

    Hard light technology you smeghead.

    DUH
    This is a Red Dwarf reference I am not seriously mocking you.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • Renegade WolfRenegade Wolf Registered User regular
    Blurbl wrote:
    Wait, I thought the omnitool was just a holographic interface. How the hell can you stab people with it?

    Damnit, I really don't want to watch the gameplay videos.

    According to the codex, by the power of SCIENCE
    Omni-tools are handheld devices that combine a computer microframe, sensor analysis pack, and minifacturing fabricator. Versatile and reliable, an omni-tool can be used to analyze and adjust the functionality of most standard equipment, including weapons and armor, from a distance.
    The fabrication module can rapidly assemble small three-dimensional objects from common, reusable industrial plastics, ceramics, and light alloys. This allows for field repairs and modifications to most standard items, as well as the reuse of salvaged equipment.

    Omni-tools are standard issue for soldiers and first-in colonists.

  • Dox the PIDox the PI Registered User regular
    Guys, Omni-Tech could stop bullets in the ME2 if you played Sentinel

    its not really much of a stretch to assume you can stab someone with it.

  • DunxcoDunxco Should get a suit Never skips breakfastRegistered User regular
    Shepard's trial can only end one plausible way, especially after the ruthless massacre of so many Batarians.

    With a BIG ALLIANCE PARTY.
    EVERYONE DISCO DANCING LOTS OF FUN GOOD TIME FOR ALL I AM HAVING VERY GOOD TIME

    TRUCK FULL OF VOLUS!

    WHO IS DRIVING OH MY GOD ELCOR IS DRIVING HOW CAN THIS BE?!

  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    Blurbl wrote:
    Wait, I thought the omnitool was just a holographic interface. How the hell can you stab people with it?

    Damnit, I really don't want to watch the gameplay videos.

    the omnitool has a holographic interface, but its also a mini-manufacturing device. It breaks down things into omni-gel, then constructs new things out of the slurry. I imagine its just quickly assembling and disassembling a basic stabby thing.

    http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Omni-tools
    Or, you know, a Wizard Reaper did it.

    Buttcleft on
  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    that new femshep wallpaper thing is terrible. She looks awful

    I am sticking with Vanderloo Shep (*)

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  • SynthesisSynthesis Honda Today! Registered User regular
    Dragkonias wrote:
    I still think the Vanguard will turn themselves into a giant omni-blade.

    They will also be able to do it while they're charging, cutting down all who stand in their way.

    No no, Vanguard turns into a drill while charging.

    A drill that will pierce the heavens.

    While yelling "WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?"

    Miranda returns to the squad, this time in short shorts and a bikini top. Her left and right breasts are secondary characters.

    Also, there's a lot of dick jokes and all grown men, like Zaheed, are required to act like horny 14 year olds. Calling it right now.

    On a side note, it would be nice for charge to actually do some damage on its own, besides be a tactical decision to change position in a battle/shield boost.

  • BookerBooker Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    They've been touting the whole divergent paths for abilities. We could have both drill Vanguards, and what... tactical Vanguards?

    Booker on
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