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Condoms cause cancer!

J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
edited February 2007 in Social Entropy++
We're all in a world of hurt. Condoms contain a chemical that causes cancer. This site was created so that the smarter among us can avoid condoms. Bareback is truly the safest way to go.

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    StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    AIDS or cancer
    either way i can get a scrip for weed

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    that's it

    i'm never having sex again

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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I hate condoms that have "flavors"

    they all taste like latex to me

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    Dave The RaveDave The Rave Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Well, shit.
    What doesn't cause cancer these days?

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Simply put, we want our generation to know the truth about sex drugs and make smart choices from that knowledge.

    Wait
    Sex drugs?
    I must have these

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    Phil316Phil316 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Dave The Rave wrote: »
    Well, shit.
    What doesn't cause cancer these days?

    Cancer.

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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Dave The Rave wrote: »
    Well, shit.
    What doesn't cause cancer these days?

    cigarette smoking


    try it today!

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    RabidDonkeyRabidDonkey Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Ive been saying no to condoms for years. Now ive got a sweet line to convince the ladies as well.

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    Dave The RaveDave The Rave Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Sign me up!

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    What the fuck is this and why the fuck is my dumb school involved?

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Cancer? Is that good? Will it stimulate my prostate?

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    tsplitter wrote: »
    I hate condoms that have "flavors"

    they all taste like latex to me

    If they taste like latex that means you have cancer

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    Dave The RaveDave The Rave Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Are they offering any alternatives than abstinence?
    I smell a plot methinks.

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    J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Guys, the site is full of shit. It's completely an anti-contraceptive website put together by a bunch of e-tards who have no real data to back up their claims.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    could the cancer form on my dick, turn into a tumor, and ultimately become some rock-hard mass that is always ready to go?

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    ToadTheMushroomToadTheMushroom Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    RabidDonkey wrote: »
    Ive been saying no to condoms for years. Now ive got a sweet line to convince the ladies as well.

    This plus your sig made me lol.:rotate:

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Project "Plus"?

    as in Plus = "positive"?

    as in POZZING?

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    Dave The RaveDave The Rave Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Well, heres more reason for my girlfriends mom to get her on birthcontrol. h5.

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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    fightinfilipino wrote: »
    Project "Plus"?

    as in Plus = "positive"?

    as in POZZING?

    no

    no

    no

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    RabidDonkey wrote: »
    Ive been saying no to condoms for years. Now ive got a sweet line to convince the ladies as well.
    You mean you have a sweet line if you ever actually talk to one, right?

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    condoms are for suckers anyway

    any pro will tell you that the only 100% sure way to not get any unwelcome surprises later down the line is to kill her right after you're done

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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    condoms are for suckers anyway

    any pro will tell you that the only 100% sure way to not get any unwelcome surprises later down the line is to kill her right after you're done

    what about zombie babies

    or ghost ones

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Dave The Rave wrote: »
    Well, heres more reason for my girlfriends mom to get her on birthcontrol. h5.
    But they say no to birth control too.
    Now you're fucked!

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    J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    This one girl I knew used to say No to Condoms.

    Screamed it, really.

    Okay, maybe it was because of the whole rape thing, but I like to think she was screaming at the condom.

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    Dave The RaveDave The Rave Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I ate her hymen.
    Doesn't that make me immune to pregnancy?

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    If abortions were mandatory, this wouldn't be an issue, guys

    All we'd have to worry about was the sever underpopulation of our species

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    condoms are for suckers anyway

    any pro will tell you that the only 100% sure way to not get any unwelcome surprises later down the line is to kill her right after you're done
    but what if she is the one giving you the surprise?

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    condoms are for suckers anyway

    any pro will tell you that the only 100% sure way to not get any unwelcome surprises later down the line is to kill her right after you're done

    No, because then you will be shot up by the cops and your grieving mother will extract semen from your dead corpse in an effort to spawn unholy grandchildren.

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    J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Just think of the surplus of meat we'd have.

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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    oh god

    im imagining a necrophile making a hole in some dead chicks tit and putting his dick in it

    i cant stop

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    That site wrote:
    For couples that are seeking to appropriately space children in their family we advocate for the use of natural family planning methods, which do not require any drugs or devices and are equally as effective.

    Hey-ooooooo!!!!

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Framling wrote: »
    What the fuck is this and why the fuck is my dumb school involved?

    Dunno but I guess they discouraged spell checking there.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I just got off the phone with my stepmom; she believes that it's too "Big Brotherish" to require that the HPV vaccine be mandated.

    I think I may scream my head off.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I know that when I put a condom on my penis balloons in size.

    Cancer.

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    ferrets54ferrets54 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Everything causes and cures cancer. Blue Jeans dye cures cancer.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Darth Waiter wrote: »
    I just got off the phone with my stepmom; she believes that it's too "Big Brotherish" to require that the HPV vaccine be mandated.

    I think I may scream my head off.

    You should ask her if child abuse laws are too "big brotherish"

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    condoms are for suckers anyway

    any pro will tell you that the only 100% sure way to not get any unwelcome surprises later down the line is to kill her right after you're done
    but what if she is the one giving you the surprise?

    her vd dies when she does

    i read it in a book, it's like killing the original vampire and then all the rest go back to normal

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2007
    I pretty much wear a condom 24/7.

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Framling wrote: »
    That site wrote:
    For couples that are seeking to appropriately space children in their family we advocate for the use of natural family planning methods, which do not require any drugs or devices and are equally as effective.

    Hey-ooooooo!!!!

    Ahahahhahaha!

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    Dave The RaveDave The Rave Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I might have cancer, totally unrelated to condoms.
    At least I think.
    I mean, I don't remember having condoms on the top of my head, but hey, you never know.

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