TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FUCKING MUSIC

Knob

I know a bunch of you have awful bands and are recording shitty demos in gross bedroom studios

Show them to me so I may mock you

Also tell me about your musical instruments so I can bust on your raggedy ass pawn shop special because you are poor

And ugly

Knob

I just adjusted the truss rod on two basses! I almost passed out from holding my breath and clenching my butthole! TRUSS ROD ADJUSTMENT IS FUCKING SCARY!

Garlic Bread

I ghost write for Ludacris

Knob

Also I am playing a show on an indian reservation tomorrow! That is fucking crazy!

Mayday

I play the air banjo.

Clint Eastwood

i have a pretty cool old les paul in my closet that i dont play, at all, ever.

Garlic Bread

every time you hear LUDA in a song

That's me

I wrote that

Mayday

Keith wrote:

every time you hear LUDA in a song

That's me

I wrote that

And every time you hear CRIS it's Chris, the other ghost writer, who is a narcissist.

dbrock270

I used to play the saxophone in high school and used to be part of a jazz band.

Not anymore though.

Although, I do write songs for Justin Bieber. #teambieber

Knob

dbrock270 wrote:

I used to play the saxophone in high school and used to be part of a jazz band.

Not anymore though.

why did you stop

Beasteh

i got a signed tshirt from that scouse guy from two pints of lager and a packet of crisps for winning an air guitar competition

dbrock270

Knob wrote:

dbrock270 wrote:

I used to play the saxophone in high school and used to be part of a jazz band.

Not anymore though.

why did you stop

Don't have time for it in college anymore.

Garlic Bread

I used to play baritone horn (treble) and clarinet in high school

I stopped because they weren't my instruments so I didn't have access to them after graduating

I want to learn guitar and drums and bass and every instrument but I don't have any money to buy them and my friends are dicks that won't let me borrow their guitars they don't ever play

Knob

FUCK COLLEGE

YOU PLAY THAT FUCKING SAXAPHONE

Aneurhythmia

I sold my guitars, sax, and theremin to pay rent or some shit. Still have a fretless bass and the world's worst acoustic guitar. Almost bought a banjo and then I lost my job. I can dig up links to a bunch of bands that are a million years old for nobody to click on.

Lost Salient

What if you yourself are not musically gifted at all but you have a friend who is a musician? Can you just talk about that instead?

Antimatter

i told myself I was going to start to learn how to play the keyboard this summer

ha

Lost Salient

I do own a harmonica and can play the first two lines of Buffalo Girls on it, for what it counts

Aneurhythmia

Mayday wrote:

Keith wrote:

every time you hear LUDA in a song

That's me

I wrote that

And every time you hear CRIS it's Chris, the other ghost writer, who is a narcissist.

Ludacris ghost writes for himself?

Garlic Bread

I started to practice piano again and can sightread treble clef pretty good, but I don't remember bass clef at all

Clint Eastwood

http://i.imgur.com/ZWKN0.jpg

that is the guitar.

PiptheFair

Aneurhythmia wrote:

Mayday wrote:

Keith wrote:

every time you hear LUDA in a song

That's me

I wrote that

And every time you hear CRIS it's Chris, the other ghost writer, who is a narcissist.

Ludacris ghost writes for himself?

whammo

Peccavi

I used to play the trumpet in High School.

Didn't really keep that up after I graduated.

But a flute player I went out with was a fan of what it did to my lips.

Centipede Damascus

I sing along to the Decemberists in the car.

Sweeney Tom

Me and some friends made a band, Morning Banana Diet. (We were originally called Face In Need of Fist, but the singer read the words Morning Banana Diet in a Cracked article, thought it sounded awesome, and changed the name on the spot to that. True story.)

Here's our song, Blackie Chan. I provided the hippy sounding guitar during the solo.

Yes, it is awful. Just try not to ridicule me into tears, pwease

Knob

Clint Eastwood wrote:

http://i.imgur.com/ZWKN0.jpg

that is the guitar.

one of my basses looks a lot like that

YaYa

I used to take singing lessons

then I stopped

I should start again

laaaaaaaa

also is it all caps Mod thread day

Knob

oh sweet, chris put some of our new ep on the youtube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVNrd1qd47g

Spectre-x

I play the kazoo.

TLH

I just found out this week my 6 year old nephew can play the piano. So now I'm figuring out how to learn to play piano. This boy cannot outdo me this early. This just will not stand. Also, who doesn't want to play the piano? Also, who doesn't want to play the piano with their 6 year old nephew?

Just got a job too. So lessons I guess? Lessons seem like a good place to start. Though I never took them for any other instrument I play.

Fyndir

I was in a band once, I still don't know why, or how.

I was just approached by a girl who was a friend of a friend that I knew from school, and asked to be in her boyfriends band, I tried to explain that I had no musical talent whatsoever but they just brushed over this completely.

He seemed more focused on a band profile for the internet than any musical progression, and when he wrote about me he was describing me as some enigmatic, powerful giant of a man (I think he said I was 6'7 or something), full of confidence and metal cred.

I tried to correct him about my height (I was probably between 6'2 and 6'4 at that point), and he said it didn't matter, and that more people would come see our shows if he said I was taller.

One day he just stopped calling to tell me when the next band practice was, and I didn't care enough to try and get in touch with him.

It was very confusing.

Ashcroft

My guitars sit on top of the wardrobe gathering dust and mocking me.

Ten

My old band is in my sig, we might do more stuff if I ever make it back to Australia. I've recorded some covers with @Feebsicle and would like to do more, they are here with her other rad stuff: http://soundcloud.com/feebie

I've been terrible at finding anybody else to work with in Vancouver but hopefully over the next year I'll find some dudes to write with again.

Knob

yo what the fuck happened to bobdamonkey

we were in an internet cover band

Huntera

I used to have one of these



But I never learned how to play it so I sold it to a friend who now uses it all the time.

I think it ended up a net positive

Staleghoti

whoring my mix

http://soundcloud.com/clintown

Sweeney Tom

Staleghoti wrote:

whoring my mix

http://soundcloud.com/clintown

I've only been listening 5 minutes and I love every second of it so far

Dorktron9000

Much like Biz Markie, I make the music with my mouth

Mizuumi

i played the piano freshman year but i never learned how to sightread so i never really got past a 4th grade level

i really would like to be able to play and/or write music but i am just not very good at either

Barcardi

Bad meets Evil with eminem is a pretty damn good album.

godmode

I have a Squire Strat - was a gift when I was 14 or so and told my parents I wanted to be a rock star. Then they got me a Dean acoustic a few years later. I wish I played them better than I do, especially after all this time.