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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Framling wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    misbehavin wrote: »
    anarcake wrote: »
    What I don't get is how the people behind the law think that this will ever work, and why did you turn your kids into precious fragile little flowers that will shatter the first time somebody calls them a fag in the first place.

    Seriously!

    My biggest irritation with parents nowadays is the fact that, it seems, all parents think of their kids as fragile glass bulbs that can't handle anything, and the sad truth is, when you treat your kids like that long enough, it becomes TRUE.

    I don't know about you guys, but when I was a kid, I was treated basically like a miniature person (except for having to work, and other obviously needed changes). I was allowed (hell, I was forced to) play outside, play with others, ride bikes and enjoy nice weather. If I hurt myself minorly (a cut, a bruise), I was told to suck it up. And you know what, that makes you tough.

    Obviously, when warranted, they treated me differently. If I was sick, they let me be a sick kid and took care of me, and so on and so forth, but they also let me live, and not inside some proverbial bubble.

    Anyone else have a similar experience their thankful for now that they're older?

    I'm thankful my parents taught me the difference between 'their' and 'they're.'

    Your sig should be compulsory reading for 90% of the internet.

    Also, in his post he uses they're and their correctly. or were you just saying in general or in response ot his post?

    What?

    ToadTheMushroom is in that 90%.

    Defender on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    You can be a billionaire and still go to jail, but only for a little while.

    I don't want to go to jail at all though. I hear they assrape you in there.

    Hunter on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    My brain skimmed over that "their."

    I think it shut down because the rest of the post was so god damned mind numbing.

    Callius on
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  • misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    You can be a billionaire and still go to jail, but only for a little while.

    I don't want to go to jail at all though. I hear they assrape you in there.

    Only in REAL jail. Rich people jail is nice. Like a vacation. Only mandatory, and lasting much longer than the normal week.

    EDIT: Beat'd

    misbehavin on
  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison.

    Cogliostro on
  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison.

    Yes, that phrase was used in this thread.

    Framling on
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    your = belonging to you

    their = belonging to them
    there = not here
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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Well it's hard for me to keep up with you people.

    You know, I have a full time class schedule and a job. So... yeah. Don't have time to read every page... unless it's a good thread.

    Cogliostro on
  • ThaoxThaox Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    Well it's hard for me to keep up with you people.

    You know, I have a full time class schedule and a job. So... yeah. Don't have time to read every page... unless it's a good thread.

    When does that ever happen? We were talking about bears and the size of their shit earlier... I'm not even kidding.

    Thaox on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Go read the Static Shock thread, that was lots of fun.

    Jordyn on
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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    You can be a billionaire and still go to jail, but only for a little while.

    Then you become president, right?

    The Otaku Suppository on
  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Not if your IQ is above a certain point.

    jwalk on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    well, yeah, if you want to waste your time being president.

    Jordyn on
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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    well, yeah, if you want to waste your time being president.

    Well, only long enough to defeat the evil soviet superman.

    The Otaku Suppository on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    why don't you just put the whole forum in a bottle, Otaku?

    Jordyn on
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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    *cries*

    The Otaku Suppository on
  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    What's up FAGS in this thread?

    Anything KILL YOURSELF cool going on?

    J. Grant on
  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    No one here but us chickens.

    The Otaku Suppository on
  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I just ate a philly cheesesteak burger purchased with lunch money I stole over the internet.

    Theres nothing that can be done to stop me.

    Filler Inc. on
  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Go read the Static Shock thread, that was lots of fun.

    Jordyn, I think I love you.

    Cogliostro on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Go read the Static Shock thread, that was lots of fun.

    Jordyn, I think I love you.

    Well, I do what I can.

    Jordyn on
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  • ToadTheMushroomToadTheMushroom Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    misbehavin wrote: »
    anarcake wrote: »
    What I don't get is how the people behind the law think that this will ever work, and why did you turn your kids into precious fragile little flowers that will shatter the first time somebody calls them a fag in the first place.

    Seriously!

    My biggest irritation with parents nowadays is the fact that, it seems, all parents think of their kids as fragile glass bulbs that can't handle anything, and the sad truth is, when you treat your kids like that long enough, it becomes TRUE.

    I don't know about you guys, but when I was a kid, I was treated basically like a miniature person (except for having to work, and other obviously needed changes). I was allowed (hell, I was forced to) play outside, play with others, ride bikes and enjoy nice weather. If I hurt myself minorly (a cut, a bruise), I was told to suck it up. And you know what, that makes you tough.

    Obviously, when warranted, they treated me differently. If I was sick, they let me be a sick kid and took care of me, and so on and so forth, but they also let me live, and not inside some proverbial bubble.

    Anyone else have a similar experience their thankful for now that they're older?

    I'm thankful my parents taught me the difference between 'their' and 'they're.'

    Your sig should be compulsory reading for 90% of the internet.

    Also, in his post he uses they're and their correctly. or were you just saying in general or in response ot his post?

    What?

    ToadTheMushroom is in that 90%.

    Yup.

    ToadTheMushroom on
  • BrokenAngelBrokenAngel Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Ooooou you guys better stop. Your gonna get us expelled from the internet...

    BrokenAngel on
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  • AximAxim Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    man this thread was full of bear shitting awesomeness what happened

    Axim on
  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    This is a big issue in my little neck of the woods lately.
    Some high school girl was severly penalized for saying "that's so gay".

    Funny/sad thing is, she's mormon, and someone was making fun of her for being mormon, to which she replied "that's so gay".

    The only person that was "offended" by it was.... a teacher nearby who overheard. Not like some flaming fa... homosexually oriented person of homosexual persuasion.... was offended by it. Oh no.... some teacher with a bug up his ass reported her.

    Now the whole school in an uproar over this. Kids are being punished for saying "that's retarded" or "that's so ghetto" or my favorite... they are not allowed to say "that's lame" ... (??)

    Kids have responded by saying things like "ohmigod that's so heterosexual!" :^:

    edit: The whole thing is fucking gaytarded.

    jwalk on
  • BrokenAngelBrokenAngel Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Axim wrote: »
    man this thread was full of bear shitting awesomeness what happened

    Bear constipation?

    BrokenAngel on
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  • rockmonkeyrockmonkey Little RockRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    jwalk wrote: »
    This is a big issue in my little neck of the woods lately.
    Some high school girl was severly penalized for saying "that's so gay".

    Funny/sad thing is, she's mormon, and someone was making fun of her for being mormon, to which she replied "that's so gay".

    The only person that was "offended" by it was.... a teacher nearby who overheard. Not like some flaming fa... homosexually oriented person of homosexual persuasion.... was offended by it. Oh no.... some teacher with a bug up his ass reported her.

    Now the whole school in an uproar over this. Kids are being punished for saying "that's retarded" or "that's so ghetto" or my favorite... they are not allowed to say "that's lame" ... (??)

    Kids have responded by saying things like "ohmigod that's so heterosexual!" :^:

    edit: The whole thing is fucking gaytarded.


    what do they think this is actually going to accomplish?

    rockmonkey on
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  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    They are going to make teenagers be nice to each other I guess.

    jwalk on
  • ThaoxThaox Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Schools are becoming government institutions for raising children. I've no scientific data to back this statement up, but I believe that most parents don't even know their children any more. How far does this go? Does anyone else see that children raised by the state is kind of a bad thing?

    Thaox on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    uh, Thaox... schools are government institutions for teaching and indoctrinating children.

    That's sort of, y'know, their stated goal.

    Callius on
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  • ThaoxThaox Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    uh, Thaox... schools are government institutions for teaching and indoctrinating children.

    That's sort of, y'know, their stated goal.


    There really is a difference between instructing a child in reading, writing, mathematics, and history and raising kids. Raising kids deals with teaching them morality, acceptable behaivor etc. What you and I are talking about are two very different things.

    Thaox on
  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Sometime soon, I will figure out a way to get my kid into a private school before she gets in any more trouble.

    J. Grant on
  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I'm not going to read this whole thing but if you are being bullied on the internet and it bothers you to the point of suicidal depression, maybe you should get off the internet. Or change your AIM name. Or BLOCK people.

    I mean damn kid. I got called gay all the time! Know how I overcame it? I went to college and fucked women and when I returned all the bullies were doing exactly the same retarded shit they were doing when I left. Hear me in the afterlife kid? You may have over-fucking-reacted.

    In short: Don't kill yourself. It's fucking stupid.

    TankHammer on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    J. Grant wrote: »
    Sometime soon, I will figure out a way to get my kid into a private school before she gets in any more trouble.

    You spawned?

    Jesus....

    Callius on
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  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    what happened to kids just doing drugs in school and not killing each other
    those were the good old days

    we need a drugs in school campaign

    Starfuck on
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  • AximAxim Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    different strokes for different folks
    things were pretty rough in high school so i figured what the hell, played a bit of GTA then went out and ended my life in a forced standoff with a police helicopter

    but to my surprise i then rose on the third day for the explicit purpose of kicking ass and playing savage guitar riffs all the while backflipping off a truck as it drove off a cliff with tom petty playing full blast

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    Axim on
  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    wtf
    didn't you just post that

    Starfuck on
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  • AximAxim Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    starfuck i think you are starting to lose it man

    Axim on
  • ThaoxThaox Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    There was a story that I heard about not too long ago about a school in Texas. This little girl was reading the bible in detention and her instructor threw it in the garbage saying "Put that crap where it belongs." Italian news isn't always the most relaible since Berlusconi own's virtually everything, so I usually rely on relatives in the U.S for news and that is where I heard it.

    Thaox on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    J. Grant wrote: »
    Sometime soon, I will figure out a way to get my kid into a private school before she gets in any more trouble.

    You spawned?

    Jesus....

    She's actually quite adorable and well mannered; the apple seems to have fallen far from the tree on this particular instance.

    Darth Waiter on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    J. Grant wrote: »
    Sometime soon, I will figure out a way to get my kid into a private school before she gets in any more trouble.

    You spawned?

    Jesus....

    She's actually quite adorable and well mannered; the apple seems to have fallen far from the tree on this particular instance.

    That's extremely reassuring.

    Seriously though, I'm sure J. Grant is a positively stand-up father.

    How old is she?

    Callius on
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