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ToadTheMushroom is in that 90%.
I don't want to go to jail at all though. I hear they assrape you in there.
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I think it shut down because the rest of the post was so god damned mind numbing.
Only in REAL jail. Rich people jail is nice. Like a vacation. Only mandatory, and lasting much longer than the normal week.
EDIT: Beat'd
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Yes, that phrase was used in this thread.
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
You know, I have a full time class schedule and a job. So... yeah. Don't have time to read every page... unless it's a good thread.
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When does that ever happen? We were talking about bears and the size of their shit earlier... I'm not even kidding.
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Then you become president, right?
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Well, only long enough to defeat the evil soviet superman.
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Anything KILL YOURSELF cool going on?
Theres nothing that can be done to stop me.
Jordyn, I think I love you.
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Well, I do what I can.
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Yup.
Some high school girl was severly penalized for saying "that's so gay".
Funny/sad thing is, she's mormon, and someone was making fun of her for being mormon, to which she replied "that's so gay".
The only person that was "offended" by it was.... a teacher nearby who overheard. Not like some flaming fa... homosexually oriented person of homosexual persuasion.... was offended by it. Oh no.... some teacher with a bug up his ass reported her.
Now the whole school in an uproar over this. Kids are being punished for saying "that's retarded" or "that's so ghetto" or my favorite... they are not allowed to say "that's lame" ... (??)
Kids have responded by saying things like "ohmigod that's so heterosexual!" :^:
edit: The whole thing is fucking gaytarded.
Bear constipation?
what do they think this is actually going to accomplish?
That's sort of, y'know, their stated goal.
There really is a difference between instructing a child in reading, writing, mathematics, and history and raising kids. Raising kids deals with teaching them morality, acceptable behaivor etc. What you and I are talking about are two very different things.
I mean damn kid. I got called gay all the time! Know how I overcame it? I went to college and fucked women and when I returned all the bullies were doing exactly the same retarded shit they were doing when I left. Hear me in the afterlife kid? You may have over-fucking-reacted.
In short: Don't kill yourself. It's fucking stupid.
You spawned?
Jesus....
those were the good old days
we need a drugs in school campaign
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
things were pretty rough in high school so i figured what the hell, played a bit of GTA then went out and ended my life in a forced standoff with a police helicopter
but to my surprise i then rose on the third day for the explicit purpose of kicking ass and playing savage guitar riffs all the while backflipping off a truck as it drove off a cliff with tom petty playing full blast
didn't you just post that
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
She's actually quite adorable and well mannered; the apple seems to have fallen far from the tree on this particular instance.
That's extremely reassuring.
Seriously though, I'm sure J. Grant is a positively stand-up father.
How old is she?