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[CYOA] Treepeople versus Fire-giants: Under New Management!

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    A Steam powered trees!

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • ErlecErlec Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote:
    A Steam powered trees!

    There is nothing about this that I do not like.

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  • hoodie13hoodie13 punch bro Registered User regular
    Psh

    screw the giants, they're awful people. A. Want clockwork trees.

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    But what about these other sinister tree people!

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    Well, that's strike 1 at being friendly. Let's try again with D. We can do a three strikes thing and eat 'em if it don't work.
    Speaking of eating things, did we ever eat an Orc to see what we could get from them?
    It's possible their mechanical aptitude is innate and could be ours for the price of a minor blow to Orc morale and a tasty snack. Failing that, maybe we'll learn the art of the bowler cap.

    C

  • ErlecErlec Registered User regular
    see317 wrote:
    Well, that's strike 1 at being friendly. Let's try again with D. We can do a three strikes thing and eat 'em if it don't work.
    Speaking of eating things, did we ever eat an Orc to see what we could get from them?
    It's possible their mechanical aptitude is innate and could be ours for the price of a minor blow to Orc morale and a tasty snack. Failing that, maybe we'll learn the art of the bowler cap.

    C

    Well we can atleast claim the tree who is going to eat the orc was doing it in self defence:

    "He was rushing me with a knife, that's what he done! I had to eat him or he'd cut up me own bark!"

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  • ElderlycrawfishElderlycrawfish Registered User regular
    see317 wrote:
    Speaking of eating things, did we ever eat an Orc to see what we could get from them?
    It's possible their mechanical aptitude is innate and could be ours for the price of a minor blow to Orc morale and a tasty snack. Failing that, maybe we'll learn the art of the bowler cap.

    That's a pretty big buy-in to our religion: "Join Buddism, but we may have to eat a few of you."

    I mean, it could be worse. We could be pushing Scientology on them.

  • freakish lightfreakish light butterdick jones and his heavenly asshole machineRegistered User regular
    heads-up, with all this skyrim stuff going on updates will probably go on the backburner. I'll try to put one out if I need a break, but it might be a couple days.

  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    One month later...
    You can't stop! I just finished reading the thread!

  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Haha, I'd been meaning to come back here after a month to resurrect this thread.

  • freakish lightfreakish light butterdick jones and his heavenly asshole machineRegistered User regular
    Welll... if people are still interested I might come back and write some more. I wasn't sure if anybody still cared.

    So, if you're out there and you want more of this, let me know.

  • RubberACRubberAC Sidney BC!Registered User regular
    i want more
    moooore

  • AnialosAnialos Collies are love, Collies are life! Shadowbrook ColliesRegistered User regular
    Hell yes we are still interested!

  • CayrusCayrus Consul Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears!Registered User regular
    You have no idea the levels of joy my heart leapt to when I saw posts in this thread!

    Former Secret Service Agent Nathaniel Ford in Call of Cthulhu: Whispers in the Darkness

    Henri Emmanuel Gratien St Pierre in Where No Man Has Gone Before

    Lord Augustus Cumberbatch in Eclipse Phase
  • ElderlycrawfishElderlycrawfish Registered User regular
    Yeah, as long as you're still enjoying putting this together, we will come along for the ride!

  • ErlecErlec Registered User regular
    We want more tree on tree action!... wait I mean.... you know what I meant.

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Yeah, if you're still enjoying it then I am totally up voting the trees is victory.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • freakish lightfreakish light butterdick jones and his heavenly asshole machineRegistered User regular
    All right. I will start pulling together stuff for an update then.

  • AnialosAnialos Collies are love, Collies are life! Shadowbrook ColliesRegistered User regular
    <3

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