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Spoil Your Own Adventure

GSMGSM Registered User regular
edited February 2007 in Social Entropy++
You are standing in a hallway. There is a door on the right and a door on the left.
Go in the right door.

Inside is a man with a knife
Kill him
You attempt to kill him is successful. You hear sirens outside.

Run! It's the cops!
You escape, and run from the police for the rest of your life.
Loot the corpse
He wasn't dead after all! he kills you. END.
Talk to him
He gives you a thousand dollars. WAY TO GO! END.

Go in the left door.
There is a car here.

Drive the car
You take the car off some mad jumps. Police coming up behind you!

Try to shake them.
You speed up and crash into a tree. GOOD JOB. END.
Pull over.
You had some doughnuts in the car, so you become best friends! END.
Wire the car to explode
You set the timer for too short a time and die in the explosion.

We'll get back there someday.
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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    You write shitty stories.

    Meiz on
  • GSMGSM Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    That's why you are supposed to spoil your own.

    Because I suck.

    GSM on
    We'll get back there someday.
  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Good idea though.

    Meiz on
  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I kept my mouse on the button so it doesn't count!

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Soil Yourself Adventures.

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I think you just found the most incredible use for spoilier-within-spoiler shenanigans ever!

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  • GSMGSM Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Really, this was just a test. But I had to post it the moment I realized it worked.

    GSM on
    We'll get back there someday.
  • androo87androo87 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    I won.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    i got an idea

    huge quote trees where every post is a spoiler

    it would be so annoying

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    and lots of the spoilers contain quote trees of their own

    Air on
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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Or how about a choose your own spoiler story made incrementally via quote trees?

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  • MachismoMachismo Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I like this.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    sure but mine is much more pointless

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    This is another good idea. Some good threads this morning.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Cool idea, GSM!

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  • MarcusMarcus Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Machismo you should change your sig to the new spoilers so you can get me every time again.

    Marcus on
  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    GSM wrote: »
    You are standing in a hallway. There is a door on the right and a door on the left.
    Go in the right door.

    Inside is a man with a knife
    Kill him
    You attempt to kill him is successful. You hear sirens outside.

    Run! It's the cops!
    You escape, and run from the police for the rest of your life.
    Loot the corpse
    He wasn't dead after all! he kills you. END.
    Talk to him
    He gives you a thousand dollars. WAY TO GO! END.

    Go in the left door.
    There is a car here.

    Drive the car
    You take the car off some mad jumps. Police coming up behind you!

    Try to shake them.
    You speed up and crash into a tree. GOOD JOB. END.
    Pull over.
    You had some doughnuts in the car, so you become best friends! END.
    Wire the car to explode
    You set the timer for too short a time and die in the explosion.

    Sup, Dan Brown.

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  • PillsAreNicePillsAreNice Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Make one with a time machine. Those were always the best ones.



    There is a time machine in front of you. Do you step into it?

    Yes
    You go to the past. There is a hot woman there. You have sex with her. You are your own grandfather.

    No
    You go back to bed and fall asleep. A monster comes out from under your bed and eats you. The End.

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  • GSMGSM Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Too short.

    GSM on
    We'll get back there someday.
  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    wait what if you have a spoiler as your sig

    and it hides a large image
    that is too big to be a sig but is not visible until clicked


    would that be allowed

    Air on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    That's a really good idea.

    If only it were a bit easier to keep track of what's "in story" and what's already past.

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Air wrote: »
    wait what if you have a spoiler as your sig

    and it hides a large image
    that is too big to be a sig but is not visible until clicked


    would that be allowed

    The image still loads behind the scenes I think.

    Meiz on
  • MachismoMachismo Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Machismo whips out his penis in your face. Do you...

    Suck it
    Oh ya.....
    Lick it
    Oh ya.....

    Machismo on
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  • PillsAreNicePillsAreNice Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Not long enough, and doesn't have time travel.

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  • MachismoMachismo Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Machismo whips out his incredibly long penis in your face. Do you...

    Suck it
    Oh ya.....

    As Machismo blows his (which happen to be diamonds!) you are transported back in time!

    Machismo whips out his penis in your face. Do you...

    Suck it
    Oh ya.....
    As Machismo blows his (which happen to be diamonds!) you are transported back in time!

    Machismo whips out his penis in your face. Do you...

    Suck it
    Oh ya.....
    As Machismo blows his (which happen to be diamonds!) you are transported back in time!

    Machismo whips out his penis in your face. Do you...

    Suck it
    Oh ya.....
    As Machismo blows his (which happen to be diamonds!) you are transported back in time!

    Machismo whips out his penis in your face. Do you...

    Suck it
    Oh ya.....
    Lick it
    Oh ya.....
    Lick it
    Oh ya.....
    As Machismo blows his (which happen to be diamonds!) you are transported back in time!

    Machismo whips out his penis in your face. Do you...

    Suck it
    Oh ya.....
    Lick it
    Oh ya.....
    Lick it
    Oh ya.....
    As Machismo blows his (which happen to be diamonds!) you are transported back in time!

    Machismo whips out his penis in your face. Do you...

    Suck it
    Oh ya.....
    Lick it
    Oh ya.....
    Lick it
    Oh ya.....
    As Machismo blows his (which happen to be diamonds!) you are transported back in time!

    Machismo whips out his penis in your face. Do you...

    Suck it
    Oh ya.....
    As Machismo blows his (which happen to be diamonds!) you are transported back in time!

    Machismo whips out his penis in your face. Do you...

    Suck it
    Oh ya.....
    Lick it
    Oh ya.....
    Lick it
    Oh ya.....As Machismo blows his (which happen to be diamonds!) you are transported back in time!

    Machismo whips out his penis in your face. Do you...

    Suck it
    Oh ya.....
    Lick it
    Oh ya.....
    Lick it
    Oh ya.....
    As Machismo blows his (which happen to be diamonds!) you are transported back in time!

    Machismo whips out his penis in your face. Do you...

    Suck it
    Oh ya.....As Machismo blows his (which happen to be diamonds!) you are transported back in time!

    Machismo whips out his penis in your face. Do you...

    Suck it
    Oh ya.....
    Lick it
    Oh ya.....
    [/QUOTE]
    Lick it
    Oh ya.....As Machismo blows his (which happen to be diamonds!) you are transported back in time!

    Machismo whips out his penis in your face. Do you...

    Suck it
    Oh ya.....
    Lick it
    Oh ya.....

    There we go. Longer and with time travel! PARADOX!!!

    Machismo on
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  • MenaceMenace regular
    edited February 2007
    you're not even trying

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  • MachismoMachismo Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I actually did try, but it is nearly impossible to keep track of the nested spoilers. Hence the half-assed result. I gave up and made the cocks-dicks lol story.

    Machismo on
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  • Si SenorSi Senor Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I made this page exponentially longer by showing all of machismo's spoilers.

    Si Senor on
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  • PillsAreNicePillsAreNice Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    That's not a very nice adventure coming from a guy whose blog profile says:

    "I am a recent college graduate working as an engineer. I am a Catholic, and I love Christianity. I try to be as open and friendly as possible. I always try to never judge people and give them the benefit of the doubt unless it will cause strife for others."
    That blog is fake, right? Dear god please tell me that it's fake.

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  • MachismoMachismo Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    PillsAreNice wrote: »
    That's not a very nice adventure coming from a guy whose blog profile says:

    "I am a recent college graduate working as an engineer. I am a Catholic, and I love Christianity. I try to be as open and friendly as possible. I always try to never judge people and give them the benefit of the doubt unless it will cause strife for others."
    That blog is fake, right? Dear god please tell me that it's fake.

    I have a blog?

    Wow. that shit is old. I haven't been to a Catholic church in while.


    While I definately am still open minded. And I still love the history and stuff of the Catholic church. At least it tries to be rational. But don't get me started on shit like birth control and celibate priests.

    Machismo on
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  • PillsAreNicePillsAreNice Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Maybe you should take the link to it out of your public profile.

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  • MachismoMachismo Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    PillsAreNice wrote: »
    Maybe you should take the link to it out of your public profile.

    Maybe you shouldn't stalk me.
    Stalker.
    Ya, You're actually right.

    Machismo on
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  • PillsAreNicePillsAreNice Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Maybe I should, bitch.
    I won't, I'm too busy stalking Redeemer.

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    man I don't want to be friends with some cops

    SA on
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