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SE++ Blood Drive - 2011

FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
edited September 2011 in Social Entropy++
Hey guys, do you like being alive?

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So do a lot of people! In fact, so many people like being alive that we go to great lengths to keep them that way, and it's not always easy, simple, cheap, or clean. As it happens some people are very tricky to keep alive, and they may need several surgeries to get to a point where they can even consider leaving a hospital, in order to at least try to live a normal life that so many of us take for granted.

I am fast becoming one of those people, and at some point over the next couple of years I'm probably going to need to have surgery to give me a new kidney, it's kind of irritating me because there's a chance that I'm going to need to take blood out of the system and I can't put it back in myself, and that's where you all come in.

In short, I want you guys to donate blood, because I can't do it, and I have high hopes of you.

If you live in the UK:
Well, ok, there's no UK wide site for it, because of course we do our different things, but we can still totally do this.

The basic information is simple, and all three websites have ways to look up where to donate for your area, so no excuses.

England/Wales? Click HERE.

Scotland? Click HERE.

Northern Ireland? Click HERE.

P.S. Don't tell the foreign chaps about how many websites we need for organising this, they'll make fun.

If you live in the US:
Alright guys, you make up a pretty big portion of the forum population as far as I can work out, I'm expecting good things from you, don't let me down on this, there's a search facility on the site for finding blood drives in your area, and even a guide, easy peasy.

Click HERE.

If you live in Canada:
You guys do the dual language thing, but I don't know any French, so you're just getting the English language site, sorry!

As with all the other countries, you seem to have a pretty solid method for searching to find local clinics to go give blood at, it's almost like the people running this desperately want your blood or something.

Click HERE.


If you live in Australia:
LET'S ALL PRETEND I PUT THIS HERE FROM THE START, AND DIDN'T FORGET YOU GUYS EXIST, OK? OK.

As with all the other countries listed, you have a nice search method on the site, good work.

Click HERE.

Wait, don't you guys all have prison tattoos anyway...?

If you live in Germany:
Then I don't even know, I don't know if this is the right website, I'm trusting @tynic here!

It might be some horrific porn or something, and I just don't understand it because it's in German.

Either way...click HERE.

Of course giving blood, and the specific rules on it, vary from place to place, but in general you might find yourself unable to donate if you are:


Below a certain weight.
Considered a 'risky' donor due to sexual activity.
Regularly pierced or tattooed.
On certain medication.
Recovering from surgery.


Please, don't be put off by these rules, go and talk to the people at the clinic, find out for certain if you're able to give blood, and try not to be offended if you're not allowed. I understand that some of the rules are pretty contentious, and I'm not entirely happy with them either, but we still need to feed into the system and keep it going.

After all, you never know when you'll need surgery to save your life.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    I ain't got time to bleed

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    O+ bitches, what what

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  • SomestickguySomestickguy Registered User regular
    Get this I can't donate because my veins are too small

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    also on painkillers so I can't

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    You can't donate in the US if you've ever had homosexual relations with another man

    so, like, maybe two forumers can donate

  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    I FORGOT THE AUSSIES, FUCK.

  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Obligatory "A pint? That's a whole armful!" post

  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    You can't donate in the US if you've ever had homosexual relations with another man

    so, like, maybe two forumers can donate

    Does camp count?

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    you know, I just realised I haven't seen a blood donation van since I've lived in germany. Do the germans not use them, or am I oblivious?

    also my friends and I used to go donate together when we were undergrads (and then go drinking), and one of them kept having needles break on his skin
    we called him 'the rhino'

  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    It's easy to forget, with us having the rare VB blood type

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Hunter wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    You can't donate in the US if you've ever had homosexual relations with another man

    so, like, maybe two forumers can donate

    Does camp count?

    As long as you still go hunting with him, you're good

  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    tynic wrote:
    you know, I just realised I haven't seen a blood donation van since I've lived in germany. Do the germans not use them, or am I oblivious?

    also my friends and I used to go donate together when we were undergrads (and then go drinking), and one of them kept having needles break on his skin
    we called him 'the rhino'

    I really don't know, Tynic, when I tried looking it up in English I just got some website called ToyTownGermany, which seemed to be for English language speakers in Germany to chat or something, and the link they provided for donating blood was broken.

    Just pop over to the UK to donate, ok? 8->

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  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    According to the Aussie site I can't donate because I lived (was born) in the UK between 1980 and 1996.

    Dang :(

  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    who wants my blood

    I got so much blood who wants some

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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    They also discriminate against vampires.

    racists

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    seriously though I haven't given blood in forever, gotta get on that next time I see a bloodvan

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    This is super-cool. I am a little worried that I won't be able to donate blood as a foreigner in Korea, but I'll call my doctor to find out.

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    i had a look. you could link to the german red cross. We have quite a few german forumers, IIRC

    http://www.drk-blutspende.de/startseite/index.php/

  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    tynic wrote:
    i had a look. you could link to the german red cross. We have quite a few german forumers, IIRC

    http://www.drk-blutspende.de/startseite/index.php/

    Done, just for you.

  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    Been thinking of doing this, it may help with my crippling fear of needle or make it worse. Thoughts?

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I really should donate seeing as how I'm Type O Negative.


    BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK NUMBER ONE

    I really am 0 neg though.

  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    As an O- I make sure to give whenever I'm eligible.

    Because the donation service gives me free stuff, like a pin, or a t-shirt, or a gift card. Gotta get that blood money.

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    If it's your first time giving blood you should probably bring a friend and make sure you eat leading up to the donation. We do drives at work and I've seen a few people get wiped out because they decided to not to eat ahead of time.

  • HyperBalladHyperBallad A ball of vivid colour and barely contained emotions Sydney. Lost in time and space.Registered User regular
    I would, I really would, but being on medication means I can't give blood.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    I donated a lot and then I didn't have insurance and donated and got sick so now I'm afraid to

  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    Can I donate someone else's blood?

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    who wants my blood

    I got so much blood who wants some

    Gimme that hot shit

  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    Solar wrote:
    who wants my blood

    I got so much blood who wants some

    Gimme that hot shit

    here have it

    have all my blood

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    A+

    My blood has the best grades

  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    At my school, there was a rumor that you weren't allowed to donate blood after eating Leberkäse.

  • HyperBalladHyperBallad A ball of vivid colour and barely contained emotions Sydney. Lost in time and space.Registered User regular
    Gatsby wrote:
    According to the Aussie site I can't donate because I lived (was born) in the UK between 1980 and 1996.

    Dang :(

    Always knew you were mad...
    <3

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  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    Gatsby wrote:
    According to the Aussie site I can't donate because I lived (was born) in the UK between 1980 and 1996.

    Dang :(

    Always knew you were mad...
    <3

    Man, I ain't no cow

  • GrobianGrobian What's on sale? Pliers!Registered User regular
    tynic wrote:
    you know, I just realised I haven't seen a blood donation van since I've lived in germany. Do the germans not use them, or am I oblivious?

    They do have those here. They are often announced with flyers/ in local papers and of course on that website you linked. I guess I should go, It's been a while since I stopped doing drugs so I should be eligible now. I'm gonna check out where I could go.

  • SomestickguySomestickguy Registered User regular
    B-

    No-one gets any though because my veins are too small really

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    Huh, that's interesting, guess I wouldn't be allowed to donate either if I moved to Aus

    But speaking of which I haven't donated in forever so I should really address that

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  • ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    I have literally the world's most common blood type.

    I can't tell you exactly why, but this fact makes me feel very boring.

    And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    I have never given blood.

    I think I'm an o+ so hmm...

    Gonna have to do that soon.

  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    don't want none o' that mass-produced "blood" of yours

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