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New Girl - The Show You Should Be Watching Or I Will Kill You

ElJeffeElJeffe Registered User, ClubPA regular
edited September 2011 in Debate and/or Discourse
So, New Girl. Starting September 20th (that's a Tuesday). Starring Zooey Deschanel.

This show is hilarious and you need to watch it. The pilot is available through Comcast On Demand and is probably viewable elsewhere, but I am too lazy to figure it out. The premise is that Jess (Deschanel) has broken up with her boyfriend after he cheated on her and is seeking to rebuild her life, starting by procuring a new apartment with three other guys. Think Three's Company as written by Tina Fey.

Deschanel is fantastic, and the rest of the cast is entertaining enough. The show definitely holds potential, and if it fails I blame you for not watching it hard enough. Yes, you, right there. You bastard.

Pretend I put in a bunch of photos of the cast or whatever and that this is not a lazy, crappy thread.

Discuss!

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  • ElJeffeElJeffe Registered User, ClubPA regular
    (sorry for assembling the thread in a weird, piecemeal fashion; my New Thread abilities seem temporarily hosed)

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  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Refuse to watch this

    Whatcha gonna do JEFFE

  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Line up, Zooey Deschanel haters.


    Line up for me to pee on you.

  • ElJeffeElJeffe Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2011
    So It Goes wrote:
    Refuse to watch this

    Whatcha gonna do JEFFE

    That.

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    Emily shall always be the superior Deschanel sister, but there is a void that Traffic Light's cancellation left in my soul and maybe this will be the sitcom to plug it.

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  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    ElJeffe wrote:
    So It Goes wrote:
    Refuse to watch this

    Whatcha gonna do JEFFE

    That.

    but what if I make doe eyes at you or go "awah wah wah" while moving my glasses back and forth

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    500 Days of Summer enraged me. Preview commercials for the TV show remind me of the movie and the rage starts all over again.

  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    emnmnme wrote:
    500 Days of Summer enraged me. Preview commercials for the TV show remind me of the movie and the rage starts all over again.

    Because it was really good? And really hit on the feelings involved in that situation?

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  • MyDcmbrMyDcmbr PEWPEWPEW!!! America's WangRegistered User regular
    I will watch this, mainly because it stars Zooey.

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  • DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    What kind of idiot would lose Zooey Deschanel?
    Also http://www.hulu.com/watch/276685/new-girl-pilot

  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    I like Zooey. She likes me. Stuff between us is p solid.

    oh, the show. dunno.

  • ShanadeusShanadeus Registered User regular
    It feels like your average rom-com movie.

  • Mustachio JonesMustachio Jones jerseyRegistered User regular
    I saw a commercial for this ages ago and forgot about it.

    I have to say, I kinda dig it. Needs to pick up some speed a little bit to form a whole opinion, but it's Zooey.

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  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    edited September 2011
    I like Zooey. It would be very cool if this show turned out good.

    I watched the pilot and I don't currently have a reason to think it actually will be good, though. Didn't think many of the jokes were funny, it kinda feels like they're trying too hard. Which doesn't sound fair, I just don't know how else to describe it right now.

    Edit: Let me expand on that. I think they're trying too hard to be "funny" without really selling the premise and characters. That wouldn't normally put me off a pilot episode really, if it weren't for the fact that they made me want to put funny in quotes. I'm getting a big wiff of LOOK HOW QUIRKY off of it. Jeffe, you invoke Tina Fey, but these people don't really seem to grasp what makes her writing funny.

    Anyway, that's just where I'm at with it right now, I'm not gonna completely judge the thing just on the pilot. I'll give it a few episodes to correct.

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  • MorblitzMorblitz Registered User regular
    Don't like Zooey Deschanel and the New Girl?
    Well.

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  • thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    mcdermott wrote:
    Damn yo, that's cold.

    Nah, it's the equivalent of putting a dollar in the jar.

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    There is only so much adorable whimsy I can stand in one year. A weekly series is about 590 times over my yearly limit.

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  • starmanbrandstarmanbrand Registered User regular
    I thought this show was really terrible. Full disclosure, I don't think either of the sisters are attractive.

    I didn't feel like the show was even about the "new girl." It just felt like each scene was some sort of vehicle for schmidt (Max Greenfield) to be sexist in some way. Then you've got Coach, who I thought had a couple good jokes, and then the other male character who wasn't really funny or interesting or enough of a foil to temper schmidt's offensiveness.

    I probably wont be checking out any other episodes.

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  • Witch_Hunter_84Witch_Hunter_84 Registered User regular
    Just watched the pilot on Hulu, I really liked it. This was originally something that I didn't think much of when I first saw the promos, but the more I saw the more gradually excited I got. It just seemes they put together a fairly competent comedic cast for this show.
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  • THEPAIN73THEPAIN73 Shiny. Real shiny.Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    looks interesting

    loved 500 Days of Summer

    I may give this a shot

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  • poshnialloposhniallo Registered User regular
    I watched the trailer, and I found it very very hard to believe in Zooey (jesusfuckisthatreallyhowshespellsit?) Deschanel as a loser who gets cheated on and then is all tragic and needy.

    It was about as convincing as Rachel Leigh Cook in She's All That being a dorky loser.

    I figure I could take a bear.
  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    poshniallo wrote:
    I watched the trailer, and I found it very very hard to believe in Zooey (jesusfuckisthatreallyhowshespellsit?) Deschanel as a loser who gets cheated on and then is all tragic and needy.

    It was about as convincing as Rachel Leigh Cook in She's All That being a dorky loser.

    Pretty much my feeling on it. That and the 'tried too hard thing'.

    Wish the show all the best though, I don't like Two and a Half Men, or Big Bang Theory, or How I Met Your Mother, and look how those are doing!

    In good company (I suppose) from my perspective.

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  • NoughtNought Registered User regular
    poshniallo wrote:
    I watched the trailer, and I found it very very hard to believe in Zooey (jesusfuckisthatreallyhowshespellsit?) Deschanel as a loser who gets cheated on and then is all tragic and needy.

    It was about as convincing as Rachel Leigh Cook in She's All That being a dorky loser.

    But she had a ponytail and glasses. And Liked Arts! How much more dorky looser can one person be?

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  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    TehSpectre wrote:
    Emily shall always be the superior Deschanel sister, but there is a void that Traffic Light's cancellation left in my soul and maybe this will be the sitcom to plug it.

    Agreeing with this.

  • acidlacedpenguinacidlacedpenguin Institutionalized Safe in jail.Registered User regular
    KalTorak wrote:
    Line up, Zooey Deschanel haters.


    Line up for me to pee on you.

    ... I thought this was the line for getting peed on by Zooey Deschanel. No wonder I was first in line :(

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  • WMain00WMain00 Registered User regular
    If I watch this i'm likely going to be saddened by the fact that I have been born into a world in which I will never meet or date Zooey.

    Oh cruel Universe, why must thou torment my very soul!!

    *shakes fist into air*

  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    WMain00 - console yourself with the fact that she isn't a very good singer but lacks the insight to realise this is the case.

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  • ArbitraryDescriptorArbitraryDescriptor Registered User regular
    I heard they're replacing Wayans because Happy Endings got picked up, but I "heard" it on a Hulu discussion post. It would seem hard for him to work two shows at once, so I imagine it's true.

    It was pretty decent for a pilot. I'll give it a shot, but something just felt off about it. We'll see if that feeling goes away once they start honing the writing. Losing Wayans won't help, though. I like him.

  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    By the way, the pilot is free on iTunes. Full, permanent download. I'll watch it on my iPad later.

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    KalTorak wrote:
    Line up, Zooey Deschanel haters.


    Line up for me to pee on you.

    ... I thought this was the line for getting peed on by Zooey Deschanel. No wonder I was first in line :(

    Everyone has to choose one line or the other.

    You chose... poorly.

  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    KalTorak wrote:
    KalTorak wrote:
    Line up, Zooey Deschanel haters.


    Line up for me to pee on you.

    ... I thought this was the line for getting peed on by Zooey Deschanel. No wonder I was first in line :(

    Everyone has to choose one line or the other.

    You chose... poorly.

    If it's a choice between being peed on by Zooey Deschanel or YOU, I think everyone here would choose Zooey Deschanel. It's kind of ridiculous to suggest otherwise.

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  • TheOtherHorsemanTheOtherHorseman Registered User regular
    Even though I generally like things that Zooey Deschanel is in, I have the same problem with her that I have with James Franco. There is a quality to their voice that always makes them sound like someone trying too hard to act.

  • OctoparrotOctoparrot Registered User regular
    They done any nudes? Any Sister, Sister action?

  • WMain00WMain00 Registered User regular
    Octoparrot wrote:
    They done any nudes? Any Sister, Sister action?

    No.

    *shakes fist again at Universe*

  • acidlacedpenguinacidlacedpenguin Institutionalized Safe in jail.Registered User regular
    damn it, now I can't stop thinking about getting peed on by Zooey Deschanel.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    I would totally let her pee on me. Not even a question. If I got a phone call from Zooey Deschanel right now saying I won the Annual Zooey Deschanel Fan Peeing Contest I'd be like where and when.

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  • noir_bloodnoir_blood Registered User regular
    I heard they're replacing Wayans because Happy Endings got picked up, but I "heard" it on a Hulu discussion post. It would seem hard for him to work two shows at once, so I imagine it's true.

    .

    I have read the same things. The way I understand it is that Wayans did the New Girl pilot as a kinda safety in case Happy Endings didn't get picked up, and his contract stipulated as such, so when that show got picked up, he had to drop out of New Girl. The weird thing is that they still show him in the promos.

    Show was alright, I can see it getting better over time, and I do like the chemistry between the three male leads and Zooey.

  • HeartlashHeartlash Registered User regular
    This show was pretty bad. Everything is really forced and literally any moment worth a damn in the ENTIRE pilot episode has been shown in commercials.

    Deschanel is typecast as a girl who's meant to be quirky because she says she's quirky and does goofy dances from time to time. All the characters are paper thin archetypes and the whole thing feels rushed. It's as though a group of marketers formulated the concept and pushed it through production as fast as humanly possible without bothering to spend much time on pesky things like writing.

    Sorry, Jeffe, gotta tell it like it is.

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  • LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    I was trying to talk about this show with some friends a couple weeks ago, but couldn't remember much about it except it had Zooey and Wayans in it. My friend finally picked up on what I was talking about and made fun of me, telling me that not all black people are Wayans.

    Apparently I had seen the original promo materials/commercials and he had caught one of the more recent ones, with the replacement dude. I finally saw one of the replacement dude commercials and narrowly resisted the urge to gloat (I was totally right, it indeed was Wayans--they just switched him out late).

    The show's good, though?

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