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[Poll] Let's science

LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunchesModerator, ClubPA mod
edited September 2011 in Social Entropy++
Welcome to Penny-Arcade's first ever manual poll. We can't make legitimate polls for now but that's not going to stop us. The scientific community will benefit greatly from these results, so feel free to weigh, discuss, and inevitably argue about these options at length.

All options are very closely related. Read each one carefully before making a decision. If an option you feel passionately about is not adequately represented by this nigh-exhaustive list, make a strong case for it in this thread and it will receive as much attention as it deserves by the community.


What feels best?

1. Having sex.
2. Taking a massive dump.
3. Giving a massive dump (to someone).
4. Giving a massive dump (disguised as a newborn baby, to a woman in a hospital bed).
5. Having sex with a massive dump (disguised as a newborn baby, while also dressed as that baby's newborn identical twin).
6. Contributing to science through the act of voting.
7. Pointing out that "science" isn't a verb.
8. Pointing out that this is hardly science.
9. Punching Bill Nye in the mouth for trying to make science fun.
10. Following a vapid, tangential train of thought.
11. Blaming Ramius for failing to anticipate that something like this might happen and preemptively implementing a hard-coded limit to the number of options a manual poll can have.
12. Neutrinos. Lots and lots of neutrinos.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    13. Joke Option Larlar

  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    2a. Taking a massive dump at work

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  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    3

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    I choose Larlar.

  • TamTam Registered User regular
    1

  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    Yes.

  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    That would be 1, SH

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    an honest answer

  • jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    The Aristocrats!

  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    I'm not sure if any of the options presented really represent my opinion


    so I'll go with the Larlar

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
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  • Rogue LemonRogue Lemon AVATAR BOX TOO TIGHT, 50 YEARS DUNGEON!Registered User regular
    jackal wrote:
    The Aristocrats!

    Sonofabitch beat me to it.

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  • RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    Ten, I mean it has a solidness to it but also a kind of up and down energy

  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    10. Following a vapid, tangential train of thought.

    seriously, every day

    where you at my little pony

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  • MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    fuck science

    If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    Would Goku
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    Comic is bullshit.

    Yamcha uses the Spirit Ball

    the move the comic is inspired by is the Spirit Bomb used by Goku

    Total shit

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    Anjin-San wrote:
    10. Following a vapid, tangential train of thought.

    seriously, every day

    where you at my little pony

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    sup

  • A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    14 Watch Beakman's World instead for the non-rat sidekick.

  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    friendship lane

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    Nerds need to get they shit straight

    *pushes glasses up*

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    i am going to skin myself

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    18. science is the study of everything that is dead or will die

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  • MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    although blaming Ramius for things sounds fun, too

    If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Larlar wrote:
    12. Neutrinos. Lots and lots of neutrinos.

    I thought that said "Doritos" at first. So I'll go with 12.

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    6

  • YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    1.

  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    I'm gonna go with 1

  • WaltWalt Waller Arcane Enchanted Frozen ElectrifiedRegistered User regular
    neutrinos aren't science enough for me
    gonna have to go with any of the massive dump options

  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    put my vote down as "yes"

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  • MulletudeMulletude Registered User regular
    There was a Crow TV series. After Eric Draven solved his own murder his dead fiance made him solve other peoples murders. It lasted for 22 episodes. What the fuck...Explain that science

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  • SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    Captain! There is a sudden influx of gravitons from the subspace anomaly, and it's threatening to overload the secondary tetraflux capacitators!

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  • MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    anyone remember that poll subforum

    If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
  • MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    I am majoring in the science of sex while taking a massive dump.

  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Also isn't 12 a trick question since billions of neutrinos pass through us every second and we don't notice it at all, in fact they can barely be interacted with in any physical way? Or something like that?

  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    lostwords wrote:
    2a. Taking a massive dump at work

    Pooping on the clock is what's best in life

    (Conan would be so disappointed)

  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    Mulletude wrote:
    There was a Crow TV series. After Eric Draven solved his own murder his dead fiance made him solve other peoples murders. It lasted for 22 episodes. What the fuck...Explain that science

    Had to have something to go alongside Highlander.

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  • MulletudeMulletude Registered User regular
    Solar wrote:
    Also isn't 12 a trick question since billions of neutrinos pass through us every second and we don't notice it at all, in fact they can barely be interacted with in any physical way? Or something like that?

    Everyone knows the neutrinos were in the ninja turtles.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    Mulletude wrote:
    There was a Crow TV series. After Eric Draven solved his own murder his dead fiance made him solve other peoples murders. It lasted for 22 episodes. What the fuck...Explain that science
    I loved the crow tv series. It was silly and Unneccessary and I couldn't get enough of it along with the highlander: raven tv show. It didn't make me feel gross like the crow sequel where a grown up shelly bones another version of the crow while iggy pop watches or the scifi channel movie sequel starring David boreaniz and Tara effin Reid

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    Usagi wrote:
    lostwords wrote:
    2a. Taking a massive dump at work

    Pooping on the clock is what's best in life

    (Conan would be so disappointed)
    When you get older, it's the litltle things in life. Like being paid to sit on the can

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  • MulletudeMulletude Registered User regular
    lostwords wrote:
    Mulletude wrote:
    There was a Crow TV series. After Eric Draven solved his own murder his dead fiance made him solve other peoples murders. It lasted for 22 episodes. What the fuck...Explain that science
    I loved the crow tv series. It was silly and Unneccessary and I couldn't get enough of it along with the highlander: raven tv show. It didn't make me feel gross like the crow sequel where a grown up shelly bones another version of the crow while iggy pop watches or the scifi channel movie sequel starring David boreaniz and Tara effin Reid

    I love the cover of the Tara Reid one...She just looks so godamn stupid.

    There was also one with Kirsten Dunst.

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