Welcome to Penny-Arcade's first ever manual poll. We can't make legitimate polls for now but that's not going to stop us. The scientific community will benefit greatly from these results, so feel free to weigh, discuss, and inevitably argue about these options at length.
All options are very closely related. Read each one carefully before making a decision. If an option you feel passionately about is not adequately represented by this nigh-exhaustive list, make a strong case for it in this thread and it will receive as much attention as it deserves by the community.
What feels best?
1. Having sex.
2. Taking a massive dump.
3. Giving a massive dump (to someone).
4. Giving a massive dump (disguised as a newborn baby, to a woman in a hospital bed).
5. Having sex with a massive dump (disguised as a newborn baby, while also dressed as that baby's newborn identical twin).
6. Contributing to science through the act of voting.
7. Pointing out that "science" isn't a verb.
8. Pointing out that this is hardly science.
9. Punching Bill Nye in the mouth for trying to make science fun.
10. Following a vapid, tangential train of thought.
11. Blaming Ramius for failing to anticipate that something like this might happen and preemptively implementing a hard-coded limit to the number of options a manual poll can have.
12. Neutrinos. Lots and lots of neutrinos.
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so I'll go with the Larlar
Sonofabitch beat me to it.
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where you at my little pony
Comic is bullshit.
Yamcha uses the Spirit Ball
the move the comic is inspired by is the Spirit Bomb used by Goku
Total shit
sup
*pushes glasses up*
I thought that said "Doritos" at first. So I'll go with 12.
gonna have to go with any of the massive dump options
Pooping on the clock is what's best in life
(Conan would be so disappointed)
Had to have something to go alongside Highlander.
Everyone knows the neutrinos were in the ninja turtles.
I love the cover of the Tara Reid one...She just looks so godamn stupid.
There was also one with Kirsten Dunst.