[Poll] Let's science

Larlar

Welcome to Penny-Arcade's first ever manual poll. We can't make legitimate polls for now but that's not going to stop us. The scientific community will benefit greatly from these results, so feel free to weigh, discuss, and inevitably argue about these options at length.

All options are very closely related. Read each one carefully before making a decision. If an option you feel passionately about is not adequately represented by this nigh-exhaustive list, make a strong case for it in this thread and it will receive as much attention as it deserves by the community.


What feels best?

1. Having sex.
2. Taking a massive dump.
3. Giving a massive dump (to someone).
4. Giving a massive dump (disguised as a newborn baby, to a woman in a hospital bed).
5. Having sex with a massive dump (disguised as a newborn baby, while also dressed as that baby's newborn identical twin).
6. Contributing to science through the act of voting.
7. Pointing out that "science" isn't a verb.
8. Pointing out that this is hardly science.
9. Punching Bill Nye in the mouth for trying to make science fun.
10. Following a vapid, tangential train of thought.
11. Blaming Ramius for failing to anticipate that something like this might happen and preemptively implementing a hard-coded limit to the number of options a manual poll can have.
12. Neutrinos. Lots and lots of neutrinos.

Abracadaniel

13. Joke Option Larlar

lostwords

2a. Taking a massive dump at work

FirmSkater

3

Goose!

I choose Larlar.

Tam

1

mensch-o-matic

Yes.

Doobh

That would be 1, SH

Tam

an honest answer

jackal

The Aristocrats!

Tommy2Hands

I'm not sure if any of the options presented really represent my opinion


so I'll go with the Larlar

mensch-o-matic

Rogue Lemon

jackal wrote:

The Aristocrats!

Sonofabitch beat me to it.

Retaba

Ten, I mean it has a solidness to it but also a kind of up and down energy

Calamity Jane

10. Following a vapid, tangential train of thought.

seriously, every day

where you at my little pony

MulysaSempronius

fuck science

Macro

Would Goku

mensch-o-matic wrote:

Comic is bullshit.

Yamcha uses the Spirit Ball

the move the comic is inspired by is the Spirit Bomb used by Goku

Total shit

mensch-o-matic

Anjin-San wrote:

10. Following a vapid, tangential train of thought.

seriously, every day

where you at my little pony

sup

A duck!

14 Watch Beakman's World instead for the non-rat sidekick.

Ubik

friendship lane

Macro

Nerds need to get they shit straight

*pushes glasses up*

Calamity Jane

i am going to skin myself

Calamity Jane

18. science is the study of everything that is dead or will die

MulysaSempronius

although blaming Ramius for things sounds fun, too

godmode

Larlar wrote:

12. Neutrinos. Lots and lots of neutrinos.

I thought that said "Doritos" at first. So I'll go with 12.

Antimatter

6

Yukira

1.

Solar

I'm gonna go with 1

Walt

neutrinos aren't science enough for me
gonna have to go with any of the massive dump options

End

put my vote down as "yes"

Dug Danger

There was a Crow TV series. After Eric Draven solved his own murder his dead fiance made him solve other peoples murders. It lasted for 22 episodes. What the fuck...Explain that science

SanderJK

Captain! There is a sudden influx of gravitons from the subspace anomaly, and it's threatening to overload the secondary tetraflux capacitators!

MulysaSempronius

anyone remember that poll subforum

MereHappenstance

I am majoring in the science of sex while taking a massive dump.

Solar

Also isn't 12 a trick question since billions of neutrinos pass through us every second and we don't notice it at all, in fact they can barely be interacted with in any physical way? Or something like that?

Usagi

lostwords wrote:

2a. Taking a massive dump at work

Pooping on the clock is what's best in life

(Conan would be so disappointed)

Macro

Mulletude wrote:

There was a Crow TV series. After Eric Draven solved his own murder his dead fiance made him solve other peoples murders. It lasted for 22 episodes. What the fuck...Explain that science

Had to have something to go alongside Highlander.

Dug Danger

Solar wrote:

Also isn't 12 a trick question since billions of neutrinos pass through us every second and we don't notice it at all, in fact they can barely be interacted with in any physical way? Or something like that?

Everyone knows the neutrinos were in the ninja turtles.

lostwords

Mulletude wrote:

There was a Crow TV series. After Eric Draven solved his own murder his dead fiance made him solve other peoples murders. It lasted for 22 episodes. What the fuck...Explain that science

I loved the crow tv series. It was silly and Unneccessary and I couldn't get enough of it along with the highlander: raven tv show. It didn't make me feel gross like the crow sequel where a grown up shelly bones another version of the crow while iggy pop watches or the scifi channel movie sequel starring David boreaniz and Tara effin Reid

lostwords

Usagi wrote:

lostwords wrote:

2a. Taking a massive dump at work

Pooping on the clock is what's best in life

(Conan would be so disappointed)

When you get older, it's the litltle things in life. Like being paid to sit on the can

Dug Danger

lostwords wrote:

Mulletude wrote:

There was a Crow TV series. After Eric Draven solved his own murder his dead fiance made him solve other peoples murders. It lasted for 22 episodes. What the fuck...Explain that science

I loved the crow tv series. It was silly and Unneccessary and I couldn't get enough of it along with the highlander: raven tv show. It didn't make me feel gross like the crow sequel where a grown up shelly bones another version of the crow while iggy pop watches or the scifi channel movie sequel starring David boreaniz and Tara effin Reid

I love the cover of the Tara Reid one...She just looks so godamn stupid.

There was also one with Kirsten Dunst.