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Behold my pale flesh, for I am Cochran, and I am a [Survivor]

BeltaineBeltaine BOO BOO DOO DE DOORegistered User regular
edited September 2011 in Debate and/or Discourse
Yes, it's Season 23 of everyone's favorite Reality TV show!

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Survivors Ready?

This season continues the Redemption Island ruleset in which each survivor voted off gets a chance to remain in the game, but is isolated from everyone else. They, again, have brought in two former Survivor veterans to mix it up with the newbies.

Enter Ozzy (No, not Osbourne)...
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Known for being the "Winningest" Survivor.


...and Coach, a.k.a. The Dragon Slayer
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Known for being a straight-up nutcase.

And the newbies...

Starting with Tribe Upolu:
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Albert - So far, a nobody.

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Brandon - former Survivor Russell Hantz' nephew and desperately trying to keep that fact a secret.

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Christine - The alpha female

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Edna - So far, a nobody

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Mikayla - A lingerie football player. Yes, they went there.

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Rick - The rancher with the handlebar mustache.

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Sophie - Awful friendly with Coach

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Stacey - So far, a nobody

And Tribe Savaii:
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Dawn - Nervous breakdown on Day 1, most likely to kill off the entire tribe with sharpened sticks.

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Elyse - So far has been nothing but eye candy in her underpants.

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Jim - Owns two medical marijuana dispensaries. 'Nuff said.

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John - a.k.a. Cochran, the pasty Survivor geek

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Keith - The pretty boy

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Mark - a.k.a. Papa Bear, the gay NYPD Detective

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Semhar - The poet

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Whitney - The Nashville wanna-be country singer.


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  • LibrarianLibrarian The face of liberal fascism Registered User regular
    Season 23?
    Do people really watch that crap or is it some fringe tv sideshow for a very small minority of viewers like season 315 of Big Brother here in Europe?

  • BeltaineBeltaine BOO BOO DOO DE DOORegistered User regular
    After last season, I'm surprised anybody watches the show as NOTHING FREAKING HAPPENED the whole game.

    Still, I'm hoping this season will deliver. :)

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  • Rhan9Rhan9 Registered User regular
    How about they make Survivor an actual survival show? Drop them somewhere with very basic gear, and actually require them to work on surviving, dropping people when they just can't hack it anymore.

    Knowing how shitty people in general are with even setting up a campfire without lighter fluid and matches, it would be hilarious to watch most of them fail at basic living.

  • BeltaineBeltaine BOO BOO DOO DE DOORegistered User regular
    So Brandon has some sort of inner conflict going on here.

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