non cooking thread [NSF arteries]

bwanie

I'm Hungry SE, let's talk gruesomely unhealthy but delicious food.

Now, I love to cook, But sometimes you just want the nastiest, tastiest, greasiest monstrosities that 21-first century fastfood has to offer.

In Holland we have this thing thats's basically poutine with kebab, shoarma or gyros. A large container layered with meat, fries, gouda, lettuce and other rabitty stuff. Topped with garlic sauce and a hot sambal.

it's called a kapsalon (dutch for hairdressershop) named for the hairdresser who came up with it and it weighs in at a healthy 1800+ calories.








I want you to post your favourite high-calorie engorgement of choice.

Solar

I have eaten a deep fried snickers bar

And it was tasty

bwanie

Post pics!

calorie count is also highly appreciated.

also, it must be a normal dish, not that inane over the top bullshit.

Jasconius

Tonight I am eating leftover fried chicken


basically the worst thing you can eat


but sometimes you just have a craving

mcp

I was pretty hungry a minute ago

got some cheetos out of the vending machine

bwanie

cheetos ?

that isn't gonna help one bit right?

bwanie

i always liked the big tasty from mcdonalds.

the only thing on the menu that had more calories over here was the 20 nugget pack.

Solar

Also I had a KFC godfather box on tuesday

that was nice too

Love KFC

mcp

bwanie wrote:

cheetos ?

that isn't gonna help one bit right?

Not really

i'm still hungry.

and can't leave for for another 40 minutes or so. i ate lunch at 11:30 like an idiot, and everything is off now.

KalTorak

i am out of glasses so i just drank milk out of a measuring cup

Tossrock

I drink probably a quart or so of whole milk every day

maybe more

bwanie

3 glasses a day minimum.

milk is best.

bwanie

Solar wrote:

Also I had a KFC godfather box on tuesday

that was nice too

Love KFC

i don' t know what people like about it.

maybe it's better wherever you live ( uk?) because over here it is the shittiest shit. i make chicken a hundred times better with my eyes closed.

bwanie

today i ate a buttload of shoarma with fries and way to much sambal and garlic sauce.

also had 6 beers.

i may kill my wife tonight.



edit: still hungry though.

ceres

Last week I made cheese curl sandwiches.

Fyndir

One day, when I tire of life, I shall eat a Stonner Kebab.

I will die with the greasiest grin.

bwanie

ceres wrote:

Last week I made cheese curl sandwiches.

is that from a can?

(i don' t know much about cheese besides the real stuff we have here. cheeze from a can has to be imported i think.)

bwanie

Fyndir wrote:

One day, when I tire of life, I shall eat a Stonner Kebab.

I will die with the greasiest grin.

take out the sausage, fill it with a burrito.

ceres

They were like cheetohs. Which I guess doesn't help much. But it's a brand.

Stale

I have been known, in healthier days, to consume an entire fried chicken. All 8 pieces.

I also consumed 5 full pounds of taco bell in one sitting. It was late, and I was altered.

bwanie

ceres wrote:

They were like cheetohs. Which I guess doesn't help much. But it's a brand.

that sounds more like a budget issue than a bonfide greasavoganza

bwanie

Stale wrote:

I have been known, in healthier days, to consume an entire fried chicken. All 8 pieces.

I also consumed 5 full pounds of taco bell in one sitting. It was late, and I was altered.

5 slabs of spareribs

i coulden't walk for an hour.

ceres

Mostly I was being lazy.

lostwords

Last night while grocery shopping I ended up impulse buying a ginormous Dutch apple pie. it's already half gone what am I doing with my life

MereHappenstance

Pretty much any of my jack in the box runs end up with me sobbing into my pillow.

bwanie

ceres wrote:

Mostly I was being lazy.

that's cool. i guess we could also talk about emergency snacks

my go-to favourite is triple bread peanutbutter with crisps.

lostwords

For sandwiches I like to make nutella and banana sandwich that I then grill on a pan like a grilled cheese sandwich. Soooo good

Tossrock

here is my favorite sandwich:

fry bacon (3 full strips is a good amount, I usually cut the strips in half)
put a french roll face down in the bacon grease so it gets pseudo deep fried
fry a couple slices of turkey in there after that

put turkey and bacon on the fried roll, top with tomatoes and avocado

it is basically the best

Personface

Countdown until someone mentions Epic Meal Time

Tossrock

you just did

bwanie

plain old croque monsieurs, in a real toaster

with this:



Do they sell that in America?

Stale

I remember when I was in my very early 20s, I was working overnights in printing, and would get off work at 8 or 9 am.

At least once if not twice a week I would walk out of the plant, walk a half block to Denny's, and saddle up to "All you can eat pancakes."


Ohh I put that name to the test.

Solar

bwanie wrote:

Solar wrote:

Also I had a KFC godfather box on tuesday

that was nice too

Love KFC

i don' t know what people like about it.

maybe it's better wherever you live ( uk?) because over here it is the shittiest shit. i make chicken a hundred times better with my eyes closed.

Well over here

The KFC is pretty good

I mean I am no chicken expert

But it makes my taste buds happy

bwanie

Tossrock wrote:

here is my favorite sandwich:

fry bacon (3 full strips is a good amount, I usually cut the strips in half)
put a french roll face down in the bacon grease so it gets pseudo deep fried
fry a couple slices of turkey in there after that

put turkey and bacon on the fried roll, top with tomatoes and avocado

it is basically the best

add a mustard-mayo dressing and your golden.

MereHappenstance

@bwanie I haven't seen that in stores.

MadEddy

One of my aunts had a restaurant, but it sadly fell victim to the recession. She used to serve deep-fried macaroni and cheese. This was not ordinary mac and cheese, but my grandma's recipe, which (in my obviously unbiased opinion) is the best macaroni and cheese in the world. Deep-fried.

At the SC State Fair last year or year before last, I forget which, they had deep-fried butter. That was a bit too much even for me, though, so I didn't try it.

bwanie

MereHappenstance wrote:

I haven't seen that in stores.

my secret satan is so getting a bottle. that and a tube of real Zaanse mayonnaise.

Druhim

bwanie wrote: »

MereHappenstance wrote:

I haven't seen that in stores.

my secret satan is so getting a bottle. that and a tube of real Zaanse mayonnaise.

well do you guys have sriracha over there?

bwanie

Druhim wrote:

bwanie wrote: »

MereHappenstance wrote:

I haven't seen that in stores.

my secret satan is so getting a bottle. that and a tube of real Zaanse mayonnaise.

well do you guys have sriracha over there?

maybe? i'll look it up. we dohave lot's of tokos that sell mad hot sauces. but the bottle i posted wasn't a sambal, it's a curry ketchp with a very nice taste.

i'd love to taste it though, does it bring anything to the table besides a shitload of scovilles?

bwanie

ah rooster sauce, yeah i've seen it. gonna pick it up for sure now.

Theidar

Apparently around Rochester this is the epitome of high calorie fast food:
http://rocwiki.org/Garbage_Plates

I've had a coupe they aren't bad but honestly weren't as awesome as I'd hoped.