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non cooking thread [NSF arteries]

bwaniebwanie Posting into the voidRegistered User regular
edited September 2011 in Social Entropy++
I'm Hungry SE, let's talk gruesomely unhealthy but delicious food.

Now, I love to cook, But sometimes you just want the nastiest, tastiest, greasiest monstrosities that 21-first century fastfood has to offer.

In Holland we have this thing thats's basically poutine with kebab, shoarma or gyros. A large container layered with meat, fries, gouda, lettuce and other rabitty stuff. Topped with garlic sauce and a hot sambal.

it's called a kapsalon (dutch for hairdressershop) named for the hairdresser who came up with it and it weighs in at a healthy 1800+ calories.

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I want you to post your favourite high-calorie engorgement of choice.

bwanie on
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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    I have eaten a deep fried snickers bar

    And it was tasty

  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    Post pics!

    calorie count is also highly appreciated.

    also, it must be a normal dish, not that inane over the top bullshit.

    bwanie on
  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    Tonight I am eating leftover fried chicken


    basically the worst thing you can eat


    but sometimes you just have a craving

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    I was pretty hungry a minute ago

    got some cheetos out of the vending machine

  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    cheetos ?

    that isn't gonna help one bit right?

  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    i always liked the big tasty from mcdonalds.

    the only thing on the menu that had more calories over here was the 20 nugget pack.

  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Also I had a KFC godfather box on tuesday

    that was nice too

    Love KFC

  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    bwanie wrote:
    cheetos ?

    that isn't gonna help one bit right?
    Not really :(

    i'm still hungry.

    and can't leave for for another 40 minutes or so. i ate lunch at 11:30 like an idiot, and everything is off now.

  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    i am out of glasses so i just drank milk out of a measuring cup

  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    I drink probably a quart or so of whole milk every day

    maybe more

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  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    3 glasses a day minimum.

    milk is best.

  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    Solar wrote:
    Also I had a KFC godfather box on tuesday

    that was nice too

    Love KFC

    i don' t know what people like about it.

    maybe it's better wherever you live ( uk?) because over here it is the shittiest shit. i make chicken a hundred times better with my eyes closed.

  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    today i ate a buttload of shoarma with fries and way to much sambal and garlic sauce.

    also had 6 beers.

    i may kill my wife tonight.



    edit: still hungry though.

    bwanie on
  • ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Last week I made cheese curl sandwiches.

    And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    One day, when I tire of life, I shall eat a Stonner Kebab.

    I will die with the greasiest grin.

  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    ceres wrote:
    Last week I made cheese curl sandwiches.

    is that from a can?

    (i don' t know much about cheese besides the real stuff we have here. cheeze from a can has to be imported i think.)

    bwanie on
  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    Fyndir wrote:
    One day, when I tire of life, I shall eat a Stonner Kebab.

    I will die with the greasiest grin.

    take out the sausage, fill it with a burrito.

    bwanie on
  • ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    They were like cheetohs. Which I guess doesn't help much. But it's a brand.

    And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    I have been known, in healthier days, to consume an entire fried chicken. All 8 pieces.

    I also consumed 5 full pounds of taco bell in one sitting. It was late, and I was altered.

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  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    ceres wrote:
    They were like cheetohs. Which I guess doesn't help much. But it's a brand.

    that sounds more like a budget issue than a bonfide greasavoganza

  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    Stale wrote:
    I have been known, in healthier days, to consume an entire fried chicken. All 8 pieces.

    I also consumed 5 full pounds of taco bell in one sitting. It was late, and I was altered.

    5 slabs of spareribs

    i coulden't walk for an hour.

  • ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Mostly I was being lazy.

    And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    Last night while grocery shopping I ended up impulse buying a ginormous Dutch apple pie. it's already half gone what am I doing with my life

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  • MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    Pretty much any of my jack in the box runs end up with me sobbing into my pillow.

  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    ceres wrote:
    Mostly I was being lazy.

    that's cool. i guess we could also talk about emergency snacks

    my go-to favourite is triple bread peanutbutter with crisps.

  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    For sandwiches I like to make nutella and banana sandwich that I then grill on a pan like a grilled cheese sandwich. Soooo good

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    here is my favorite sandwich:

    fry bacon (3 full strips is a good amount, I usually cut the strips in half)
    put a french roll face down in the bacon grease so it gets pseudo deep fried
    fry a couple slices of turkey in there after that

    put turkey and bacon on the fried roll, top with tomatoes and avocado

    it is basically the best

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  • PersonfacePersonface HAIL GAY SATANRegistered User regular
    edited September 2011
    Countdown until someone mentions Epic Meal Time

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    you just did

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  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    plain old croque monsieurs, in a real toaster

    with this:

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    Do they sell that in America?

    bwanie on
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    I remember when I was in my very early 20s, I was working overnights in printing, and would get off work at 8 or 9 am.

    At least once if not twice a week I would walk out of the plant, walk a half block to Denny's, and saddle up to "All you can eat pancakes."


    Ohh I put that name to the test.

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    bwanie wrote:
    Solar wrote:
    Also I had a KFC godfather box on tuesday

    that was nice too

    Love KFC

    i don' t know what people like about it.

    maybe it's better wherever you live ( uk?) because over here it is the shittiest shit. i make chicken a hundred times better with my eyes closed.

    Well over here

    The KFC is pretty good

    I mean I am no chicken expert

    But it makes my taste buds happy

  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    Tossrock wrote:
    here is my favorite sandwich:

    fry bacon (3 full strips is a good amount, I usually cut the strips in half)
    put a french roll face down in the bacon grease so it gets pseudo deep fried
    fry a couple slices of turkey in there after that

    put turkey and bacon on the fried roll, top with tomatoes and avocado

    it is basically the best

    add a mustard-mayo dressing and your golden.

    bwanie on
  • MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    @bwanie I haven't seen that in stores.

    MereHappenstance on
  • MadEddyMadEddy Creepy house watching youRegistered User regular
    One of my aunts had a restaurant, but it sadly fell victim to the recession. She used to serve deep-fried macaroni and cheese. This was not ordinary mac and cheese, but my grandma's recipe, which (in my obviously unbiased opinion) is the best macaroni and cheese in the world. Deep-fried.

    At the SC State Fair last year or year before last, I forget which, they had deep-fried butter. That was a bit too much even for me, though, so I didn't try it.

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  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    I haven't seen that in stores.

    my secret satan is so getting a bottle. that and a tube of real Zaanse mayonnaise.

    bwanie on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    bwanie wrote: »
    I haven't seen that in stores.

    my secret satan is so getting a bottle. that and a tube of real Zaanse mayonnaise.

    well do you guys have sriracha over there?

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  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    Druhim wrote:
    bwanie wrote: »
    I haven't seen that in stores.

    my secret satan is so getting a bottle. that and a tube of real Zaanse mayonnaise.

    well do you guys have sriracha over there?

    sriracha_550.jpeg

    maybe? i'll look it up. we dohave lot's of tokos that sell mad hot sauces. but the bottle i posted wasn't a sambal, it's a curry ketchp with a very nice taste.

    i'd love to taste it though, does it bring anything to the table besides a shitload of scovilles?

  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    ah rooster sauce, yeah i've seen it. gonna pick it up for sure now.

  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    Apparently around Rochester this is the epitome of high calorie fast food:
    http://rocwiki.org/Garbage_Plates

    I've had a coupe they aren't bad but honestly weren't as awesome as I'd hoped.

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