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MD
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I'm sharing a house with some tenants and these guys are picked from the department of corrections rolls as recently paroled with no place to stay convicts. Hey, it pays good money and the wife don't mind one bit. She's the compassionate type god bless her. Well, truth-be-told, she likes the money too. And yeah us having no kids is the other big thing. So I got the scum of the earth staying at my place. I had some pedophiles, a few sex offenders, people recovering from alcohol or narcotics. No one incarcerated for violent offenses though. Anyway, I am in the kitchen making me a nice pot of coffee when me and a tenant called Ollie started talking as we normally do and the the conversation then led to a previous flatmate named Brodie that had moved out of the house a year ago after he embarrassed himself when he failed to commit suicide (that's another story). The topic centered on why did he do it. Well, as we continued talking, more details were remembered. One of the tenants (we'll call him Hugo) found Brodie sitting slumped over, back to the wall, in near darkness, clutching his neck with a bloodstained handkerchief as blood could be seen forming rivers in his arms, next to the side of the house very early one morning well before the sun was about to break. Thinking his friend was ill, he approached him but upon closer inspection, it turned out he had tried to slice his own throat. After recovering from the hospital he was gone although I told him I didn't mind if he stayed. Well, after the basics of the how's and the who's were done we went on to the the why. Why did he do it? Well, apparently Hugo got Brodie to spill that it was because he had lost his wife and kid. (whether it was because of something he did is not discovered). Upon arriving at that train of though, Ollie (you know the tenant I'm reminiscing with in the first place) blurts out, "yep, that would do it. That would make any guy insane." and he continues to divulge that marital and child custody problems were the reasons he was recovering from narcotics. I then stare straight at him and wonder out loud "were the actions by the state to force you to relinquish your custodian rights justified?" and before he could answer I ask him directly what job had at the time. He answers "I was 26 years old. Still a kid. I didn't have any employment."
Family man with no job? Fucking drug dealers!
Anyway post your too absurd for anyone to believe college or non-college room mate stories here.
Family man with no job? Fucking drug dealers!
Anyway post your too absurd for anyone to believe college or non-college room mate stories here.
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and left a bedsheet on the bed, the RA got really pissed
Doc: That's right, twenty five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series.
We live upstairs. They live downstairs. We share a common living area that is conveniently next to the stairs.
another time i lived with anjin and potatoe
good times
apparently in this domicile they have 100% razor access
and then i continued to do so because i liked it
lol. And kitchen knife access.
So..yes?
Nope.
lol indeed.
Dude.
You're not listening.
Hugo tried to murder Brodie.
it was really uncomfortable because I didn't know him that well; he was just the son of a friend of my dad's
he was also really lazy and refused to clean up
I had basically no alternatives
the worse part was he kept trying to get me to talk to a friend of his, some girl from california?
he also had all these blue wigs he would leave around, I mean, women's wigs
Dude, stop.
You're scaring me.
She's nice though; just a little immature and I like my own space.
You should be scared, you live with convicted felons. One of whom committed some very violent form of assault and/or battery while living in your home.
You know, the place where your wife is.
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Oh the wife can take care of herself, don't you worry.
Absolutely appalling story.
no way
So I slit is throat and made it look like attempted suicide so he'd understand not to fuck with me anymore.
let's try using pictures
you always do these threads
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
oh man, the shit lasagna.
http://www.wyseguys.com/blog/articles/shitty_roommate_1.aspx
That's the one.
this?
FUCK YOU CENTI