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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    okay. so remember how I said I got a girls number but lost my phone? She sent me a text again after the problem was solved.

    i didn't really recall what she looked like but a lady friend of mine said that. . .

    she was a 9/10. Had a red leather jacket. Badass boots with a sweet skirit. Cute short hair. And a labret piercing.

    To top that all off the lady friend says she was definitely into me. . . .i am afraid.

    Just to be safe drop some hints on the first date with her that most of your internal organs are badly scarred/damaged/unfit in general.

    Other than that, have a ball!

    They are great. Also she asked me to come get shit faced with her. I am really good at that it's like she knows me.

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  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote:
    The forum clock is really messed up. It's not 2:44.
    It isn't?

  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    All of my clocks are Internet synced and the forum is different from all of them.

  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    I'm thinking about getting a mohawk but I also want a job.

    Decisions, decisions...

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  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    I think SiG and I decided that I liked Drive

    @stevemarks44

    Eh! Quit ignoring my movie thread post on it. I need more explanation on what you meant and wondered what you thought of my take on it.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    okay. so remember how I said I got a girls number but lost my phone? She sent me a text again after the problem was solved.

    i didn't really recall what she looked like but a lady friend of mine said that. . .

    she was a 9/10. Had a red leather jacket. Badass boots with a sweet skirit. Cute short hair. And a labret piercing.

    To top that all off the lady friend says she was definitely into me. . . .i am afraid.

    Just to be safe drop some hints on the first date with her that most of your internal organs are badly scarred/damaged/unfit in general.

    Other than that, have a ball!

    They are great. Also she asked me to come get shit faced with her. I am really good at that it's like she knows me.

    Did she mention a nice relaxing ice bath after drinks?

  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    And you waste it by posting on the internets.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    I will never understand UPS. (for the record, I'm in CA)
    United States 09/28/2011 12:03 A.M. Order Processed: Ready for UPS

    Memphis, TN, United States 09/28/2011 7:56 P.M. Origin Scan

    Memphis, TN, United States 09/29/2011 2:01 A.M. Departure Scan

    09/29/2011 11:50 A.M. Arrival Scan

    Mesquite, TX, United States 09/29/2011 12:09 P.M. Departure Scan

    09/29/2011 12:56 P.M. Arrival Scan

    DFW Airport, TX, United States 09/29/2011 11:09 P.M. Departure Scan

    Louisville, KY, United States 09/30/2011 2:09 A.M. Arrival Scan

    Now, I'm no cartographer, but something seems wrong with this picture.

    Raiden333 on
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Raiden333 wrote:
    I will never understand UPS. (for the record, I'm in CA)
    United States 09/28/2011 12:03 A.M. Order Processed: Ready for UPS

    Memphis, TN, United States 09/28/2011 7:56 P.M. Origin Scan

    Memphis, TN, United States 09/29/2011 2:01 A.M. Departure Scan

    09/29/2011 11:50 A.M. Arrival Scan

    Mesquite, TX, United States 09/29/2011 12:09 P.M. Departure Scan

    09/29/2011 12:56 P.M. Arrival Scan

    DFW Airport, TX, United States 09/29/2011 11:09 P.M. Departure Scan

    Louisville, KY, United States 09/30/2011 2:09 A.M. Arrival Scan

    Now, I'm no cartographer, but something seems wrong with this picture.

    It's all about hubs Raiden. The fastest way isn't always a straight line!

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    Time to go and brush my teeth and finish getting ready before I get sedated and have some teeth yanked out.

    Later [chat].

  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    But... I mean... Kentucky was right there.

  • DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    GAAAAH I DON'T HAVE MY STUDENT LOANS YET

    this is proving to be uber fucking stressful.

  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Raiden333 wrote:
    But... I mean... Kentucky was right there.

    Shit happens. Bad weather meaning a cancelled cargo flight, redirected van after a highway closing.

    Shit be more complex than 'move single person's package progressively closer to their home'.

    Also dear GOD in heaven, they are making another American Pie movie. No I don't mean a shitty straight to DVD one that can be ignored, but a real one with the principal cast. D:

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    the world is awful, kagz

    why are you surprised?

  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    i feel good :D

    fuck gendered marketing
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    we should start a feeling good club

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Daxon wrote:
    the world is awful, kagz

    why are you surprised?

    Why does Alyson Hannigan agree to appear in such crappy films?

    WRRRRYYYY????

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote:
    i feel good :D

    I don't

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  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote:
    Raiden333 wrote:
    But... I mean... Kentucky was right there.

    Shit happens. Bad weather meaning a cancelled cargo flight, redirected van after a highway closing.

    Shit be more complex than 'move single person's package progressively closer to their home'.

    Bah. I'm just pissed because I'm building a new comp (my old one finally completely died on monday... I mean COMPLETELY, living on a borrowed laptop at the moment) and ALL OF THE PARTS except for this one shipped from California and are already here, and I have to wait for this last package to show up to build it.

  • stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    JebusUD wrote:
    I think SiG and I decided that I liked Drive

    @stevemarks44

    Eh! Quit ignoring my movie thread post on it. I need more explanation on what you meant and wondered what you thought of my take on it.

    Response posted. Sorry, it got buried underneath all that bond talk.

    SPOILER ALERT: I have zero issue with your narrative interpretation and think its pretty astute

    stevemarks44 on
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    damnit

    I wanted to talk to @jacobkosh about DC's arm-amputation fetish

    fuck gendered marketing
  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    Morning [chat]. :3

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    we should start a feeling good club

    feels good man

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Elldren wrote:
    i feel good :D

    Yay!
    Raiden333 wrote:
    Kagera wrote:
    Raiden333 wrote:
    But... I mean... Kentucky was right there.

    Shit happens. Bad weather meaning a cancelled cargo flight, redirected van after a highway closing.

    Shit be more complex than 'move single person's package progressively closer to their home'.

    Bah. I'm just pissed because I'm building a new comp (my old one finally completely died on monday... I mean COMPLETELY, living on a borrowed laptop at the moment) and ALL OF THE PARTS except for this one shipped from California and are already here, and I have to wait for this last package to show up to build it.

    I've had stuff go back and forth before. I have no idea what happened there.

  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    How do you prepare for a job assessment? :(

  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Man, London is having a great week for weather - apparently it was 29 degrees yesterday and today looks to be shaping up the same way

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    gonna download me some battlefield 3 beta.

    Wonder how it'll run on the PC.

    But I got xbox anyway.

    Also, this is gonna be hell on my productivity for a while.

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote:
    damnit

    I wanted to talk to @jacobkosh about DC's arm-amputation fetish

    "DAT STUMP"?

  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    you can be blinded by a flashlight in BF3. in broad daylight!

  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote:
    Daxon wrote:
    the world is awful, kagz

    why are you surprised?

    Why does Alyson Hannigan agree to appear in such crappy films?

    WRRRRYYYY????

    She only has a few years left where she can play a high school/college student without people doing this: O_o

    Also: Money (No one wants to depend on signing t-shirts at cons to pay the rent).

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote:
    gonna download me some battlefield 3 beta.

    Wonder how it'll run on the PC.

    But I got xbox anyway.

    Also, this is gonna be hell on my productivity for a while.

    Actually in my experience it runs really well.

    the game is clearly a beta though with some hilarity with physics.

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Kalkino wrote:
    Man, London is having a great week for weather - apparently it was 29 degrees yesterday and today looks to be shaping up the same way
    It's the same in Paris. I just heard on the radio that it'll be 29 here too. I am happy with that temperature, but any higher and I'm going to have to take action.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote:
    Daxon wrote:
    the world is awful, kagz

    why are you surprised?

    Why does Alyson Hannigan agree to appear in such crappy films?

    WRRRRYYYY????

    She only has a few years left where she can play a high school/college student without people doing this: O_o

    Also: Money (No one wants to depend on signing t-shirts at cons to pay the rent).

    I'm sure she makes enough cash from How I Met Your Mother to live comfortably.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    Kalkino wrote:
    Man, London is having a great week for weather - apparently it was 29 degrees yesterday and today looks to be shaping up the same way

    I am so pleased about coming back now.

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote:
    gonna download me some battlefield 3 beta.

    Wonder how it'll run on the PC.

    But I got xbox anyway.

    Also, this is gonna be hell on my productivity for a while.

    Actually in my experience it runs really well.

    the game is clearly a beta though with some hilarity with physics.

    Yeah but this PC isn't the bees knees but it's not bad either. Haven't played any games that'll give it a challenge yet.

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  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    If you are unlucky it will probably choke your computer.

  • DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote:
    Kagera wrote:
    Daxon wrote:
    the world is awful, kagz

    why are you surprised?

    Why does Alyson Hannigan agree to appear in such crappy films?

    WRRRRYYYY????

    She only has a few years left where she can play a high school/college student without people doing this: O_o

    Also: Money (No one wants to depend on signing t-shirts at cons to pay the rent).

    I'm sure she makes enough cash from How I Met Your Mother to live comfortably.

    Yeah, but she'll probably get a nice brand new kitchen

    or a couple of brilliant holidays

    just, y'know, anything.

  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    why would I want to battle on a field

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    I sure hope a new sequel doesn't ruin the integrity of the American Pie franchise

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  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    Variable wrote:
    why would I want to battle on a field

    when the fields geometry is outta whack so you fall into gigantic craters in the map that weren't visually represented but were actually there because of destruction last round

    tyrannus on
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