Hancock's favorite threat is that he'll shove the head of one of the guys bothering him up another's ass. And he actually does it (accompanied by the Sanford and Son theme music).
Hancock: If you don't move, your head is going up his ass. Y'all fellas sure you wanna ride this train?
Matrix: (mocking) Choo, choo, asshole...
(Hancock shoves Matrix's head up Man Mountain's ass, with accompanying bystander squick)
Not just that — at the start of the movie, he makes a similar threat against a whole car full of Asian gang members, ending in this gem:
Hancock: And you get the short end of the stick, 'cause your head's going up my ass.
fucking tv tropes, alerting me to this shit
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SarksusATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered Userregular
Has anyone in this family seen a chicken.
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ThomamelasOnly one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered Userregular
edited October 2011
Hancock isn't terrible for that reason. It's third act is what makes it terrible.
I pushed all of the lanes but there was too much lanes and the pushes just didn't push enough and all of the mans got sworded until the skull numbers were just like mang
I pushed all of the lanes but there was too much lanes and the pushes just didn't push enough and all of the mans got sworded until the skull numbers were just like mang
When I get up in the morning ... I will go to work. But then when I get home, and can use a real computer, I will figure out something social for us to do that's fairly local to both of us. And then we will do that!
When I get up in the morning ... I will go to work. But then when I get home, and can use a real computer, I will figure out something social for us to do that's fairly local to both of us. And then we will do that!
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isn't it the greatest thing
I should probably rewatch the series right now.
Hancock: If you don't move, your head is going up his ass. Y'all fellas sure you wanna ride this train?
Matrix: (mocking) Choo, choo, asshole...
(Hancock shoves Matrix's head up Man Mountain's ass, with accompanying bystander squick)
Not just that — at the start of the movie, he makes a similar threat against a whole car full of Asian gang members, ending in this gem:
Hancock: And you get the short end of the stick, 'cause your head's going up my ass.
fucking tv tropes, alerting me to this shit
easily one of my favorite running jokes ever
It's really hard to pick one. Arrested Development is like the true example on how to incorporate running gags into your work.
You and me both, sister. There's a reason I like my job so much.
Working in the kitchen. Away from the customers. Surrounded by the same constant, comfortable coworkers.
But such behavior does not do wonders for my social life! So, proactivity!
A ton of potential just flushed down the toilet.
just was watching season 3 the last couple of nights
Tommrow is the fiancees 30th
I got her tickets to see some broadway lady at a pbs special taping.
I have to get a suit.......I dont do dress up. God I love her
C'MON
man I'm just going to rent one.
like half of it is fitting into the PCI slot but the connections after the gap just won't fit. wtf.
You get used to it after a while.
I pushed all of the lanes but there was too much lanes and the pushes just didn't push enough and all of the mans got sworded until the skull numbers were just like mang
That's tragic!
ITS NOT EASY BEING WHITE
ITS NOT EASY BEIN BLACK
okay!
i'm in the right slot. it feels like if i just pushed a bit harder it might go in but that just feels waaaay too risky.
Anyway, here's the deal:
When I get up in the morning ... I will go to work. But then when I get home, and can use a real computer, I will figure out something social for us to do that's fairly local to both of us. And then we will do that!
Sound like a plan?
yup.
Maybe you need a girl to help you get it in.
If I had infinite money and power it is one of the movies I would fix the ending.
I just stretched my arm over my head, and my back + shoulder briefly locked up, and my arm was stuck in the air.
I looked and felt silly.