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JacobkoshGamble a stamp.I can show you how to be a real man!Moderatormod
On Saturday night I was standing in front of a group of 40-somethings bitching about how hard it is to park in Paris. This is a true thing. It slowly became apparent, however, that these were the retards driving huge 4x4s around the city for now reason. Hopefully when these new autolibs go live, they will actively ban that type of car from the centre.
Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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ShivahnUnaware of her barrel shifter privilegeWestern coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderatormod
Ugh, I am really exhausted. Good night chat.
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JacobkoshGamble a stamp.I can show you how to be a real man!Moderatormod
How is this fatcat so fucking brain-surgeon precise when trying to get milk from a tall glass but such a giant, flabby klutz everywhere else?
How is this fatcat so fucking brain-surgeon precise when trying to get milk from a tall glass but such a giant, flabby klutz everywhere else?
what
I have a giant fat cat and it wants milk and is like carefully plotting how to nimbly dip its paw in the milk but it shows no evidence of careful nimbleness anywhere else in its life, ever
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ThomamelasOnly one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered Userregular
There was a lawyer in town who keyed cars he saw parked like that. They arrested and prosecuted him.
I wanted to throw him a fucking parade. Fucking assholes.
I hate people who park like that so much. Look, not wanting your car to get dinged I can grasp. But ensure that by parking on like the top floor or at the ass end of the parking lot where no one wants to park. Don't take up two damn spaces.
How is this fatcat so fucking brain-surgeon precise when trying to get milk from a tall glass but such a giant, flabby klutz everywhere else?
what
I have a giant fat cat and it wants milk and is like carefully plotting how to nimbly dip its paw in the milk but it shows no evidence of careful nimbleness anywhere else in its life, ever
There was a lawyer in town who keyed cars he saw parked like that. They arrested and prosecuted him.
I wanted to throw him a fucking parade. Fucking assholes.
Only like that? I saw someone who managed to triple-park not too long ago. It basically involves putting your car perfectly sideways, positioned carefully to be the maximum possible amount of asshole.
I have a new soccer blog The Minnow Tank. Reading it psychically kicks Sepp Blatter in the bean bag.
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JacobkoshGamble a stamp.I can show you how to be a real man!Moderatormod
There was a lawyer in town who keyed cars he saw parked like that. They arrested and prosecuted him.
I wanted to throw him a fucking parade. Fucking assholes.
Only like that? I saw someone who managed to triple-park not too long ago. It basically involves putting your car perfectly sideways, positioned carefully to be the maximum possible amount of asshole.
We did that with a Beetle when I was in high school. The person had parked it correctly but we felt that comedy would be better served by rotating it 90 degrees.
There was a lawyer in town who keyed cars he saw parked like that. They arrested and prosecuted him.
I wanted to throw him a fucking parade. Fucking assholes.
Only like that? I saw someone who managed to triple-park not too long ago. It basically involves putting your car perfectly sideways, positioned carefully to be the maximum possible amount of asshole.
Hahahaha I saw someone in a ferrari or some rich person vehicle do this.
There was a lawyer in town who keyed cars he saw parked like that. They arrested and prosecuted him.
I wanted to throw him a fucking parade. Fucking assholes.
Only like that? I saw someone who managed to triple-park not too long ago. It basically involves putting your car perfectly sideways, positioned carefully to be the maximum possible amount of asshole.
Hahahaha I saw someone in a ferrari or some rich person vehicle do this.
So I basically spent today trying to find appropriate care package birthday gifts for my ladylove. I had a hell of a time, due to her various preferences and the absolute lack of white chocolate chocolates (she is allergic to the other sorts ).
The she comes online and tells me what she really wants for her birthday. :P
So I'm all set for Christmas.
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ThomamelasOnly one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered Userregular
There was a lawyer in town who keyed cars he saw parked like that. They arrested and prosecuted him.
I wanted to throw him a fucking parade. Fucking assholes.
Only like that? I saw someone who managed to triple-park not too long ago. It basically involves putting your car perfectly sideways, positioned carefully to be the maximum possible amount of asshole.
Hahahaha I saw someone in a ferrari or some rich person vehicle do this.
BobCescaIs a girlBirmingham, UKRegistered Userregular
Right. I have showered and dressed and now there will be coffee and work and the hell that was last week shall be left behind never to be spoken of again.
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BobCescaIs a girlBirmingham, UKRegistered Userregular
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possibly just not on mobile devices.
but since you are a man of impeccable ops. it's cool.
Get over there and put on the g-d music already
what sort of mystical information could that tiny tiny disc contain.
Nope. Found out this place no longer has wired internet. Did not intend on making a wireless desktop so it is essentially a worthless husk.
harsh words but what good is a computer that can't play videos of kittens from youtube?
I wanted to throw him a fucking parade. Fucking assholes.
On Saturday night I was standing in front of a group of 40-somethings bitching about how hard it is to park in Paris. This is a true thing. It slowly became apparent, however, that these were the retards driving huge 4x4s around the city for now reason. Hopefully when these new autolibs go live, they will actively ban that type of car from the centre.
what
and a man was crouched low behind a truck that had TruckNutz on it
he was painting the trucknutz with some kind of clear substance from a jar (presumably glue)
and then he opened a ziplock bag full of glitter, and dipped the nuts in the glitter, and all the glitter stuck to em
i was like "Hey man, is that your truck?"
and he laughed and was like "Nope!"
then he walked away
I have a giant fat cat and it wants milk and is like carefully plotting how to nimbly dip its paw in the milk but it shows no evidence of careful nimbleness anywhere else in its life, ever
I hate people who park like that so much. Look, not wanting your car to get dinged I can grasp. But ensure that by parking on like the top floor or at the ass end of the parking lot where no one wants to park. Don't take up two damn spaces.
priorities man.
he knows the score.
I would've taken it for a fake if it wasn't my friend who took that shot.
Doesn't want to waste milk but doesn't care that you have to clean? It's a cat, defaulting to evil is usually the right answer.
Only like that? I saw someone who managed to triple-park not too long ago. It basically involves putting your car perfectly sideways, positioned carefully to be the maximum possible amount of asshole.
i think it scared me a bit as a kid and now whenever I see it those original feelings are drawn back up.
We did that with a Beetle when I was in high school. The person had parked it correctly but we felt that comedy would be better served by rotating it 90 degrees.
Hahahaha I saw someone in a ferrari or some rich person vehicle do this.
RIGHT IN FRONT OF A NO PARKING SIGN
it was amazing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-fWN0FmcIU
i was on cart duty, you know, taking the grocery carts inside from the parking lot
me and another dude
we saw a guy double park in two handicapped spaces
we just sort of stood there and marveled at that for a bit
had this been the days when phones had cameras we'd have taken pictures
The she comes online and tells me what she really wants for her birthday. :P
So I'm all set for Christmas.
I like that man's style. He has a problem. He has an APC. Problem solved.
KITTENS!
oh my god, this whole time I figured you already had one