Too Much [chat]

Captain Carrot

Tomorrow I should take pictures of my dogs for you guys.

Pony

Thanatos wrote:

Are those Russian Blues, Pony?

They're feral rescues, so god only knows what breeds are involved there

the vet identified them as at least partially Abyssinian, due to the very specific kind of fur they have

DasUberEdward

oh fuck

i gave that girl i'll never see again my contact case.

sttupid due. stupid due.

Incenjucar

Thanatos wrote:

Goddammit, I need to get a cat.

I went to Twice Sold Tales today, that bookstore with all the cats.

When I was buying a book, one of the cats, who was on the counter, came over to get pet. Then crawled on to my shoulder and laptop bag.

I crammed half my change into the cat food donation box and refused to accept the rest.

Thomamelas

Hrm, time to make a trip to the store.

Elldren

kittens are grea

Jacobkosh

Pony wrote:

hey @thanatos and @jacobkosh

also :^: :^:

Thanatos

Jacobkosh wrote:

Thanatos wrote:

Goddammit, I need to get a cat.

oh my god, this whole time I figured you already had one

Think about it: have you ever seen a picture of my cat, Jacob? No?

If I had a cat, I would probably camwhore it more than Podly.

Pony

Dime is so fat

Jacobkosh

Thanatos wrote:

Jacobkosh wrote:

Thanatos wrote:

Goddammit, I need to get a cat.

oh my god, this whole time I figured you already had one

Think about it: have you ever seen a picture of my cat, Jacob? No?

If I had a cat, I would probably camwhore it more than Podly.

I figured maybe you just had an ugly one

Jacobkosh

Pony wrote:

Dime is so fat

oh my god

BobCesca

I should really post more pics of my kittens.

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Thanatos

Jacobkosh wrote:

Thanatos wrote:

Jacobkosh wrote:

Thanatos wrote:

Goddammit, I need to get a cat.

oh my god, this whole time I figured you already had one

Think about it: have you ever seen a picture of my cat, Jacob? No?

If I had a cat, I would probably camwhore it more than Podly.

I figured maybe you just had an ugly one

It wouldn't matter.

Pony

electricitylikesme wrote:

The problem with cat breeders is that they're reducing the hardiness of the overall cat population.

You get a cat from the shelter, you know that the sonofabitch is the product of applied evolutionary theory.

our cats are dumb as shit

i love them but

well

BobCesca

Lukos, outside my office, looking all innocent and not waiting for an opportunity to come in and chew the plant at all.

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Jacobkosh

Pony

the kitties decided my ironing board is actually their bunk beds

i have tried to negotiate with them as to the items intended function but they will have none of that

Incenjucar

Oh my god Pony.

Oh my god.

DasUberEdward

you gotta remember that cats are the height of hedonism.

like they will eat your body when you die without hesitation and use you for a pillow.

Incenjucar

DasUberEdward wrote:

you gotta remember that cats are the height of hedonism.

like they will eat your body when you die without hesitation and use you for a pillow.

Wheras a dog will just hump your corpse.

Captain Carrot

Pony wrote:

the kitties decided my ironing board is actually their bunk beds

i have tried to negotiate with them as to the items intended function but they will have none of that

That sounds very Thurberesque.

Pony

electricitylikesme wrote:

Pony wrote:

electricitylikesme wrote:

The problem with cat breeders is that they're reducing the hardiness of the overall cat population.

You get a cat from the shelter, you know that the sonofabitch is the product of applied evolutionary theory.

our cats are dumb as shit

i love them but

well

I meant more in terms of "poison resistance" and "bite strength". It's well established that the possibility of death won't stop kitties from trying to explore somewhere.

you have to understand

dime is the sort of cat that concludes if she doesn't have enough room to turn around horizontally

the best course of action is to rise up onto her butt, then slide her butt out forwards, landing on her back, then roll over to her stomach, stand up, and walk out the other way

her problem solving skills don't even approach logical

Jacobkosh

hahaha that is rad, pony

BobCesca

Farah cat tries to sleep while some crazy human keeps taking pictures

Jacobkosh

BobCesca wrote:

Farah cat tries to sleep while some crazy human keeps taking pictures

awwwww

Thanatos

So many kitties.

I need a cat, but my roommate hates them.

BobCesca

Right, one more of Farah cat, and then I really should go get some coffee and pretend to work or something.

Pony

dime will chase her tail by spinning around in a circle once or twice

then figure she has a great idea, and dive between her own back legs and do a forward somersault to grab her tail and bite it

she's

she's a very special cat

Incenjucar

A house is not a home without a cat or three.

And now to bed. Night kiddies.

RMS Oceanic

I should take some pictures of our chickens.

Pony

dime has also decided the height of hilarity is to lie in wait inside objects or places that it doesn't seem possible there her 11 pounds of catself should be able to fit inside

and then leap out and scare the bajeezus out of humans and/or her sister as soon as someone wanders by

examples:

Thanatos

I need to get my old roommate to move back in, and bring his cat.

His cat was awesome. Polydactyl tuxedo cat. Super-smart, and pretty crazy. Also, adorable. And he really liked me, even though apparently he hates everyone.

I miss him.

Pony

i am not entirely sure why but our cats like water

this is contrary to all common wisdom about cats

but they like being bathed, they like playing with water and will sometimes hop on the edge of the tub while i am having a shower and bat at the water

on hot days we'd pour a thin layer of water in the tub, just enough so they could get wet, and they'd go relax and play in it

evilbob

OnTheLastCastle

oh, i took a cat pic today on my shitty phone camera. i will email it to myself and post it.

evilbob

Pony wrote:

dime has also decided the height of hilarity is to lie in wait inside objects or places that it doesn't seem possible there her 11 pounds of catself should be able to fit inside

and then leap out and scare the bajeezus out of humans and/or her sister as soon as someone wanders by

examples:

DasUberEdward

Pony wrote:

dime has also decided the height of hilarity is to lie in wait inside objects or places that it doesn't seem possible there her 11 pounds of catself should be able to fit inside

and then leap out and scare the bajeezus out of humans and/or her sister as soon as someone wanders by

examples:

flexing the murder muscle.

OnTheLastCastle

Pony wrote:

i am not entirely sure why but our cats like water

this is contrary to all common wisdom about cats

but they like being bathed, they like playing with water and will sometimes hop on the edge of the tub while i am having a shower and bat at the water

on hot days we'd pour a thin layer of water in the tub, just enough so they could get wet, and they'd go relax and play in it

if it is their idea, they like it. you let it be their idea.