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by scolding him and throwing him out if he sits in the really expensive designer chairs so they get filled with fur, or if he jumps onto the dinner table
I think a big bit why this doesn't work is that I'm here with him most of the day and I let him do as he pleases
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MrMisterJesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered Userregular
by scolding him and throwing him out if he sits in the really expensive designer chairs so they get filled with fur, or if he jumps onto the dinner table
I think a big bit why this doesn't work is that I'm here with him most of the day and I let him do as he pleases
It sounds like you should be scolded and thrown out!
I keep telling them that he's never gonna think of it as a thing that happens if he sits in the chair or goes on the table, it's a thing that will happen if he gets caught
and thus he does not care
plus it's not exactly a horrible punishment to have to go outside for a bit
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MrMisterJesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered Userregular
As a punishment for your insubordination, I sentence you to being hissed at aggressively until you scamper off
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HakkekageSpace Whore Academysumma cum laudeRegistered Userregular
Abdhy your lax and inconsistent punitive reactions to your cat's illegal behavior is the reason for widespread feline lawlessness in chair and dining table communities.
Abdhy your lax and inconsistent punitive reactions to your cat's illegal behavior is the reason for widespread feline lawlessness in chair and dining table communities.
we refuse to go against our "cats can do as they damn well please" principles for this!
Abdhy your lax and inconsistent punitive reactions to your cat's illegal behavior is the reason for widespread feline lawlessness in chair and dining table communities.
we refuse to go against our "cats can do as they damn well please" principles for this!
your sympathies have undermined the deterrent effect of human authority over bad kitties! To prevent future cat crime, you must make an example of the meow meow!
Abdhy your lax and inconsistent punitive reactions to your cat's illegal behavior is the reason for widespread feline lawlessness in chair and dining table communities.
we refuse to go against our "cats can do as they damn well please" principles for this!
your sympathies have undermined the deterrent effect of human authority over bad kitties! To prevent future cat crime, you must make an example of the meow meow!
this assembly refuses to bow down to foreign fascist pressure!
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MrMisterJesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered Userregular
Uh it sounds like you had a tragic accident. Frown!
Last night I had that dream where you have to go back to high school because there was some sort of administrative problem and you never really graduated the first time. But then when I get back I start failing (usually at math). Bleh.
Abdhy your lax and inconsistent punitive reactions to your cat's illegal behavior is the reason for widespread feline lawlessness in chair and dining table communities.
we refuse to go against our "cats can do as they damn well please" principles for this!
your sympathies have undermined the deterrent effect of human authority over bad kitties! To prevent future cat crime, you must make an example of the meow meow!
this assembly refuses to bow down to foreign fascist pressure!
if you will not discipline your insubordinate Scandinavian kitties, we will
Feline Team 6 is a go go
3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
NNID: Hakkekage
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HakkekageSpace Whore Academysumma cum laudeRegistered Userregular
Uh it sounds like you had a tragic accident. Frown!
Last night I had that dream where you have to go back to high school because there was some sort of administrative problem and you never really graduated the first time. But then when I get back I start failing (usually at math). Bleh.
I did!
I found out I couldn't fly after all.
(Or maybe I did but then crash-landed. I don't actually know what happened got told by the police what they thought)
anyway, I had a nice dive from the second floor and softened my landing with my face
broke both orbitals, broke my jaw, shattered my nose into a thousand pieces, smashed a bunch of teeth, got two big cuts in the chin area and got some cuts in my eyelids as well
also ended up with stitches inside my mouth and a scar from ear to ear going over the forehead held shut with very many staples
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MrMisterJesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered Userregular
I mean, what events transpired to cause you to faceplant from 2 stories up
I have no idea.
Night to sunday when it happened, sunday, monday, tuesday and most wednesday is completely gone from my memory
No one was with you and told you? That is nuts.
no
as the police said, I was let into the camp by the guards at 2pm, then the recruits saw me at 9am, trying to wash blood off my face without success (I was apparently bleeding more than a little)
I mean, what events transpired to cause you to faceplant from 2 stories up
I have no idea.
Night to sunday when it happened, sunday, monday, tuesday and most wednesday is completely gone from my memory
No one was with you and told you? That is nuts.
no
as the police said, I was let into the camp by the guards at 2pm, then the recruits saw me at 9am, trying to wash blood off my face without success (I was apparently bleeding more than a little)
how schwasted do you have to be man
On a less facetious note...have you been depressed or anything lately? Because...:<
I mean, what events transpired to cause you to faceplant from 2 stories up
I have no idea.
Night to sunday when it happened, sunday, monday, tuesday and most wednesday is completely gone from my memory
No one was with you and told you? That is nuts.
no
as the police said, I was let into the camp by the guards at 2pm, then the recruits saw me at 9am, trying to wash blood off my face without success (I was apparently bleeding more than a little)
how schwasted do you have to be man
On a less facetious note...have you been depressed or anything lately? Because...:<
I have been pretty wasted before
I have never been wasted enough to think something like that was a good idea
also, no, I haven't been depressed
my life was p sweet in the army if a little boring
also if I was gonna kill myself I am not dumb enough to do it by jumping from the second floor
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Also I need to read physics too soon. Just because it's easier doesn't mean I don't have to do it.
The amount of salt and oil on these is disgusting. And yet I keep going!
or at least get him better manners
by scolding him and throwing him out if he sits in the really expensive designer chairs so they get filled with fur, or if he jumps onto the dinner table
I think a big bit why this doesn't work is that I'm here with him most of the day and I let him do as he pleases
It sounds like you should be scolded and thrown out!
and thus he does not care
plus it's not exactly a horrible punishment to have to go outside for a bit
NNID: Hakkekage
I was taking the bus from the kebab shop, going downtown
the bus ticket was 26.50 and not 26 like it really is
so I was fumbling through my pockets for .50 but couldn't find it so I had to break up a 1 krone
then I woke up
and was like godamn that was the most boring dream ever
we refuse to go against our "cats can do as they damn well please" principles for this!
and I am regaining a little sensation in the right side of my face
two weeks left before I can eat normally again and get that damned barbed wire they called braces off
and getting more teeth repaired today
your sympathies have undermined the deterrent effect of human authority over bad kitties! To prevent future cat crime, you must make an example of the meow meow!
NNID: Hakkekage
this assembly refuses to bow down to foreign fascist pressure!
Last night I had that dream where you have to go back to high school because there was some sort of administrative problem and you never really graduated the first time. But then when I get back I start failing (usually at math). Bleh.
if you will not discipline your insubordinate Scandinavian kitties, we will
Feline Team 6 is a go go
NNID: Hakkekage
No
I'm feeling a bit nauseated at the moment though and I would like to avoid vomiting all over my screen in a tragic facepalm accident
NNID: Hakkekage
I did!
I found out I couldn't fly after all.
(Or maybe I did but then crash-landed. I don't actually know what happened got told by the police what they thought)
anyway, I had a nice dive from the second floor and softened my landing with my face
broke both orbitals, broke my jaw, shattered my nose into a thousand pieces, smashed a bunch of teeth, got two big cuts in the chin area and got some cuts in my eyelids as well
also ended up with stitches inside my mouth and a scar from ear to ear going over the forehead held shut with very many staples
what
NNID: Hakkekage
unless I a doctor tells me I can't just yet but I doubt it
I don't actually think they know anything about how the bone is healing just sort of assuming "well it takes six weeks. Enjoy your yoghurt."
sucks dude
I mean, what events transpired to cause you to faceplant from 2 stories up
NNID: Hakkekage
I have no idea.
Night to sunday when it happened, sunday, monday, tuesday and most wednesday is completely gone from my memory
No one was with you and told you? That is nuts.
NNID: Hakkekage
uh, don't do it again?
no
as the police said, I was let into the camp by the guards at 2pm, then the recruits saw me at 9am, trying to wash blood off my face without success (I was apparently bleeding more than a little)
how schwasted do you have to be man
On a less facetious note...have you been depressed or anything lately? Because...:<
NNID: Hakkekage
no I told you alcohol was involved because I had been out drinking
and the window was probably open, yeah, because it's hard to go through a closed window
I have been pretty wasted before
I have never been wasted enough to think something like that was a good idea
also, no, I haven't been depressed
my life was p sweet in the army if a little boring
also if I was gonna kill myself I am not dumb enough to do it by jumping from the second floor
I mean, I had a rifle in my locker up there
not that hard, just get a running start.
wait, um, I mean don't get a running start.
because I have no serious injuries
I smashed my face and the doctors puzzled back together and that was it
they suspected brain damage but didn't find any
kept asking me who I was and what my personal ID number was like, constantly
how dashing will your scar be and what tales of impossible heroism will you tell girls about it
NNID: Hakkekage
my friend sven here got this scar killing the last one
Oh I don't have one scar
I have so many I'm gonna tell them I fought five bears and won