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I just told my mom I won't be coming back home
s_lump
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She pretty much hung up the phone on me. Here's to freedom?
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Congratulations? Or something?
your age is very important, for instance
I've seen worse first threads.
Unless the next bit of context involves s_lump's panty access percentages.
You didn't mention anything, in fact!
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s_lump don't forget to pick up milk
his mom had said
sure mom
said s_lump
and there he was, between aisles 5 and 6, when he reached his epiphany
he ain't never going home
he would call up his mother
mom i ain't never coming home!
christ finally
his mom would exclaim before laughing and hanging up
as the tears began to fall down his cheeks, s_lump knew his adventures were just beginning
This is true. Apologies. So my parents bought a house "for us" and it became our responsibility to pay the house off. Also my brother and his wife are living in the house and she is about to have a baby. It's a pretty big house but 9 people? way too much. To make matters worse, they don't know about my gf here and they'd probably disown me if they new.
P.S Hi guys I'm knew heres!!!11111
give it to me text adventure style if you have to
I'm 26 and my mom is constantly disappointed in my inability to keep a steady girlfriend
This is actually really close to how my mother thinks. Wants me so close to her vagina it's a bit scary.
^^^ is annoying as shit cut it out right now unless you want to be mocked mercilessly(although I think that's inevitable at this point)
Satans..... hints.....
my advice to you is to stiffen your upper lip and stop being a silly goose
what are you talking about
panty access percentages are very important to know
such as, maybe he decided to move out because his mom provided less than 100% panty access? (even though he never took advantage of it)
Other than not making a good op, FOR ME. I dont think he has done anything wrong.
Satans..... hints.....
By god, if she leaves her door open then I'm allowed to sniff her panties.
I classify making a thread about it "crying about it"
but I agree he is acting decently about the whole thing from the little information we know
this thread will probably die quickly, as there's no drama and it's like
okay good for you?
Welp.
(my advice is best taken with a lethal amount of salt)