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The Bar Exam

Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
edited October 2011 in Social Entropy++
A lot of us took the bar this summer. Who else passed?

Yes, this makes me a certifiable bad-ass.

Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    You're gonna make a hell of a bartender, Munkus.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    congrats! Munkus Beaver, M.D.

    phots on my flickr pics on my tumblr
  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    certifiable, certainly

  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Congrats, Munk. Where did you take it?

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    I'm sorry, it was rude to say that without also saying congrats

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    KalTorak wrote:
    Congrats, Munk. Where did you take it?

    Alabama.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    Munkus, congratulations!

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
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    BLM - ACAB
  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Munkus Beaver wrote:
    KalTorak wrote:
    Congrats, Munk. Where did you take it?

    Alabama.

    Well shit, that one is easy to pass. The answer to every question is "hang the black guy".

    BLM - ACAB
  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    Munkus Beaver wrote:
    KalTorak wrote:
    Congrats, Munk. Where did you take it?

    Alabama.

    Question 14: Are you some big city lawyah?

    A: Yes
    B: No
    C: Ain't
    D : Thumbs-in-suspenders
    E: C and D

    KalTorak on
  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    an actionable falsehood

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    i didn't!

    for the third time!

    i took it as a sign that there are better people than me (like, say, munkus and zen) that can be lawyers

    i'll be here drowning in my own debt and poor decisions until i am dead

    (congrat, munkus!)

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Congratulations!

    So, like, free consultations for all of us now, right?

  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    Nice job!

    Now go fucking contribute.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    crwth wrote:
    i didn't!

    for the third time!

    i took it as a sign that there are better people than me (like, say, munkus and zen) that can be lawyers

    i'll be here drowning in my own debt and poor decisions until i am dead

    (congrat, munkus!)

    you could be a clerk, right?
    or go into politics. Lots of politicians have basic law degrees but never bothered with the bar.

    Crwth for webcrumblics president?

    phots on my flickr pics on my tumblr
  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    tito i love you forever

    and want you to be a coolkid whatever you do

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    crwth wrote: »
    i didn't!

    for the third time!

    i took it as a sign that there are better people than me (like, say, munkus and zen) that can be lawyers

    i'll be here drowning in my own debt and poor decisions until i am dead

    (congrat, munkus!)

    so would you say that you ain't passed the bar, but you know a little bit?

  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKUOB8MN4Kc

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    KalTorak wrote:
    Munkus Beaver wrote:
    KalTorak wrote:
    Congrats, Munk. Where did you take it?

    Alabama.

    Question 14: Are you some big city lawyah?

    A: Yes
    B: No
    C: Ain't
    D : Thumbs-in-suspenders
    E: C and D

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Anyways, super congrats, Munko!

    BLM - ACAB
  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    crwth I watched Rainmaker and Danny Devito totally didn't need to be a lawyer to do lawyer stuff

    I'm pretty sure it's a documentary

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    First of all, way to go Munkus!

    Secondly, how long till you become this?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SL4HdaZXuOw

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    crwth I watched Rainmaker and Danny Devito totally didn't need to be a lawyer to do lawyer stuff

    I'm pretty sure it's a documentary

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2011
    @crwth also from my careful perusal of french crime procedurals, I'm pretty sure it's entirely mostly legal for you to hire an attractive but ruthless junior lawyer to be the public face of your machiavellian, mob-funded legal chambers.

    france and florida are basically the same probably.

    tynic on
    phots on my flickr pics on my tumblr
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    Rorus Raz wrote:
    crwth I watched Rainmaker and Danny Devito totally didn't need to be a lawyer to do lawyer stuff

    I'm pretty sure it's a documentary

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60WVQ1bwvB4&t=2m5s

    @ 2:05

    crwth on
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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Munkus Beaver wrote:
    A lot of us took the bar this summer. Who else passed?

    Yes, this makes me a certifiable bad-ass.

    Holy shit you did it! Fuck yeah munkus!!

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    out of curiosity, munkus, what about Lawyerin' made you look at it and go, "Yessir, I'd like to do that"?

  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    :( sorry to hear that crwth, that sucks.

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    KalTorak wrote:
    :( sorry to hear that crwth, that sucks.

    eh

    you win some and you lose some

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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    crwth all you need to do is to study at 1,000 times earth's gravity

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Good job Munkus, congratulations.

    Steam: evilumpire Battle.net: T0NKKA#1588 PS4: T_0_N_N_K_A Twitter Shirts and such HELP!
  • AgentofOrangeAgentofOrange Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    hey crwth, lets go to nepal and drop acid

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  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    it's kinda surprising how necessary lawyers are
    one of the funniest things I've ever seen was a lady in court try and lawyer for herself at a misdemeanors court that I was casually observing (figure it's nice to exercise a few of my citizen's rights every once in a while)
    anyways, she got confused by the proceedings and ended up paying the full $2500 dollar fine for deliberately attacking some old lady's car while drunk, even though the judge had offered her the ability to pay the cost of repairs (about $1200)
    since I was taking notes on random statistics (mainly what charges and the punishments therein) I made the note "always get a fucking lawyer and don't be a dumb bitch if it's above $250", which will probably help me later in life.

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Rorus Raz wrote:
    crwth all you need to do is to study at 1,000 times earth's gravity

    TRAIN, BUTTLORD, TRAIN! BLEAH! GOD DAMN YOU

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    AgentofOrange wrote:
    hey crwth, lets go to nepal and drop acid

    sounds good

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  • Atari SoulAtari Soul Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    Way to go Munkus! Amazing that you've succeeded at all of this while dealing with health issues.

    I figure that you're just made of the same stuff as Stale.

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    So I guess this was the last obstacle in your path to take over the world

    Grats dude :)

  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    congrats munkus

    i'll be taking it in February 2013

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    Mortal Sky wrote:
    it's kinda surprising how necessary lawyers are
    one of the funniest things I've ever seen was a lady in court try and lawyer for herself at a misdemeanors court that I was casually observing (figure it's nice to exercise a few of my citizen's rights every once in a while)
    anyways, she got confused by the proceedings and ended up paying the full $2500 dollar fine for deliberately attacking some old lady's car while drunk, even though the judge had offered her the ability to pay the cost of repairs (about $1200)
    since I was taking notes on random statistics (mainly what charges and the punishments therein) I made the note "always get a fucking lawyer and don't be a dumb bitch if it's above $250", which will probably help me later in life.

    "A man who represents himself in court has a fool for a client."

    l8e1peic77w3.jpg

  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    Shorty wrote:
    Rorus Raz wrote:
    crwth all you need to do is to study at 1,000 times earth's gravity

    TRAIN, BUTTLORD, TRAIN! BLEAH! GOD DAMN YOU

    Oh god, Buttlord GT. I remember when a bunch of folks, myself included, did a live reading of that in tinychat.

    Good times.

    Anyway, many congratulations, Munkus. May your lawyering be prosperous yet reasonably ethical.

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