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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    DavidStarsky wrote:
    Henroid wrote:
    TrippyJing wrote:
    Here's a meal for you all.

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    I heard the dinner bell ringin' guys.

    COME AND GET IIIIIIIIIT!

    Everyone else is ...

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  • RehabRehab Registered User regular
    Cheap, fast, & easy.

    NNID: Rehab0
  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Hey where's Sassori been at?
    She's gonna kill me.

  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Tonkka wrote:
    TheStig wrote:
    ok, i guess if you really were into the visual i could see that

    Hehe, I get it.

    i wasn't trying to make a joke but.. heh

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Charles Kinbote wrote:
    Shorty wrote:
    "daaaamn! that answer could use some work!" is probably the most useful Achewood quote

    with the possible exception of "...like it is just a basic day"

    every time I see that comic I go "I need to use that line"

    I don't think I've done that with anything else since I was 14, but that goddamn line!!

    yeah.

    yeah.

  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Henroid wrote:
    Hey where's Sassori been at?
    She's gonna kill me.

    Huh, it's almost been a month since her last post.

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  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Henroid wrote:
    Hey where's Sassori been at?
    She's gonna kill me.

    Are you trying to insinuate something Henroid?

    Steam




  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    A g-g-g-ghost!

  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    AHHHHHHHHH where'd you come from

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  • SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    Sass has been watching this whole time

    waiting

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  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    holy shit talk about sniping

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Sassori wrote:
    Henroid wrote:
    Hey where's Sassori been at?
    She's gonna kill me.

    Are you trying to insinuate something Henroid?

    Honestly I haven't seen you around in a while and it started to eat at the back of my mind.

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Mortal Sky wrote:
    holy shit talk about sniping
    we prefer countersniping

  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Henroid wrote:
    Sassori wrote:
    Henroid wrote:
    Hey where's Sassori been at?
    She's gonna kill me.

    Are you trying to insinuate something Henroid?

    Honestly I haven't seen you around in a while and it started to eat at the back of my mind.

    It's a secret power I have. Gnawing at the minds of others.

    It sustains me.

    Steam




  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Sassori wrote:
    Henroid wrote:
    Sassori wrote:
    Henroid wrote:
    Hey where's Sassori been at?
    She's gonna kill me.

    Are you trying to insinuate something Henroid?

    Honestly I haven't seen you around in a while and it started to eat at the back of my mind.

    It's a secret power I have. Gnawing at the minds of others.

    It sustains me.

    Funny, I thought this would sustain you.

  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Henroid wrote:
    Sassori wrote:
    Henroid wrote:
    Sassori wrote:
    Henroid wrote:
    Hey where's Sassori been at?
    She's gonna kill me.

    Are you trying to insinuate something Henroid?

    Honestly I haven't seen you around in a while and it started to eat at the back of my mind.

    It's a secret power I have. Gnawing at the minds of others.

    It sustains me.

    Funny, I thought this would sustain you.

    I'm starting to think that people here would honestly be surprised by how little sex I have...

    Steam




  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    anything less than you sitting on that chair from burn after reading while posting would disappoint people

  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    I've probably had the least amount out of anyone on the forum who has had any.

  • RehabRehab Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    Sounds like we've got a nice arrangement going on here.

    Rehab on
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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    Sass where you been girl?

  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    She's been lurkin'. We need to make that change forever.

  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Muse Among Men wrote:
    Sass where you been girl?


    Busy with school and work. My evenings have also been taken up with a lot of rehearsal time lately and it's not like I had much to say.

    So I just kept quiet.

    Steam




  • AnialosAnialos Collies are love, Collies are life! Shadowbrook ColliesRegistered User regular
    Henroid wrote:
    I've probably had the least amount out of anyone on the forum who has had any.

    I can count the total number of times i've had sex on one hand. I've been married for almost four years...

  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    And are you happy with that?

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    Anialos wrote:
    Henroid wrote:
    I've probably had the least amount out of anyone on the forum who has had any.

    I can count the total number of times i've had sex on one hand. I've been married for almost four years...

    what

  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    Anialos wrote:
    Henroid wrote:
    I've probably had the least amount out of anyone on the forum who has had any.

    I can count the total number of times i've had sex on one hand. I've been married for almost four years...

    wait, ok, this warrants exposition

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    it's cool

    Anialos's hand is actually a millipede

  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    it's cool

    Anialos's hand is actually a millipede

    well good on him for finding a wife

  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    DavidStarsky wrote:
    But what if one of your fingers gets cut off?

    what then

    ?

  • DavidStarskyDavidStarsky The fiery red Torino sped in to the street... and we spilled into action.Registered User regular
    But what if one of your fingers gets cut off?

    what then

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Your right hand...comes off?

  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    starsky it seems like your posts are always in regards to a conversation very similar to the one that is going on

  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    Charles Kinbote wrote:
    Anialos wrote:
    Henroid wrote:
    I've probably had the least amount out of anyone on the forum who has had any.

    I can count the total number of times i've had sex on one hand. I've been married for almost four years...

    wait, ok, this warrants exposition

    I'm betting one or the other of them is queer or really really sick

    STEAM ID
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    I'm betting

    vaginismus

  • DavidStarskyDavidStarsky The fiery red Torino sped in to the street... and we spilled into action.Registered User regular
    No, but if Anialos here could count to, oh say five times he's had sex, and if he lost a finger and a hand

    what would Anialos do then?

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    DavidStarsky wrote:
    No, but if Anialos here could count to, oh say five times he's had sex, and if he lost a finger and a hand

    what would Anialos do then?

    i like you

  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Charles Kinbote wrote:
    I'm betting

    vaginismus

    It's Lupus.

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    its never lupus

  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    It's never a surprise lesbian orgy

  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    oh man maybe I'm just really tired

    but the idea of a little squirrel rushing up, arms up, all "IT'S NEVER LUPUS GUYS JEEZ" is just delighting me to pieces

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