Steven P. Jobs Memorial [Chat]

Thanatos

Man, if I didn't have a job, I might be down there with them.

So, Gooey, I see everyone but me gets to have you as a Facebook friend.

Regina Fong

Also, only Bethesda could make a game with graphics from 2001 that can fry a video card made in 2006.

Nerdgasmic

Casual Eddy wrote:

Nerdgasmic wrote:

Casual Eddy wrote:

hehehe

my boss reluctantly decided to rep a gag book about urinals in ireland

for young adults?

nooo it's a drunken kind of thing, dude went to taverns in ireland and wrote all these in depth descriptions of the urinals and took pictures

it's pretty funny, probably gonna be an easy sell

I kind of want to get it

Casual Eddy

Nerdgasmic wrote:

Casual Eddy wrote:

hehehe

my boss reluctantly decided to rep a gag book about urinals in ireland

for young adults?

nooo it's a drunken kind of thing, dude went to taverns in ireland and wrote all these in depth descriptions of the urinals and took pictures

it's pretty funny, probably gonna be an easy sell

Wash

Should I watch Les Miserables?

Echo

I got my kitty from a shelter.

Chu

So my brother snuck on my computer when I was at the doctor (which I just realized). I think maybe he figured out my Facebook password because history shows he was logged in as him but when I used my computer I was already logged in.

But here's the ballsy part (because it's obvious where I got home from the doctor):



Motherfucker must have like, leapt out of the chair the split second he heard the door. Same minute!

Thanatos

Gooey wrote:

i can understand people who buy their pets from a breeder or whatever but you realyl should go at least look at an animal rescue place first

plenty of doggies and kitties need homes and somebody to love them

Pet breeders are the worst.

Nerdgasmic

wow, chu

Casual Eddy

we've gotten all but one of our dogs from breeders

I've never had to pay for one myself but I think my parents were more interested in raising the dog from a puppy and not having to deal with a potentially abused, poorly trained, or sick dog

also we are hella racist about our dogs

Pony

Jokerman wrote:

ouch

god damn

Jacobkosh

After all the resumes I've sent out, and all the ground I've pounded, and all the shitty temp and seasonal and freelance gigs I've taken just to make a couple hundred bucks here or there, if somebody actually said "get a job" to my face I would break their fucking jaw right then and there

Wash

Your brother's like a skeevy ninja

Deebaser

Casual Eddy wrote:

gooey did say 'get a job' wrt to the occupy wallstreet people

which is sad there's no jobs for people my age

Sell a kidney!

Chu

Jacobkosh wrote: »

After all the resumes I've sent out, and all the ground I've pounded, and all the shitty temp and seasonal and freelance gigs I've taken just to make a couple hundred bucks here or there, if somebody actually said "get a job" to my face I would break their fucking jaw right then and there

Pretty much.

No Conservative is going to manage to be a tenth as condescending to me about my employment situation as I am to myself. If someone said it in front of me I would froth and go after them, probably.

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot

I'm depressed. Blaaaaaaaargh.

Ludious

You know what you guys need?

some leather

perhaps cut into strips

that maybe you would use to..tighten something that is also made of leather to your feet

Lawndart

Ludious wrote:

You know what you guys need?

some leather

perhaps cut into strips

that maybe you would use to..tighten something that is also made of leather to your feet

Sandals?

Casual Eddy

Ludious wrote:

Casual Eddy wrote:

gooey did say 'get a job' wrt to the occupy wallstreet people

which is sad there's no jobs for people my age

a flimsy excuse at best.

wait really?

Captain Carrot

Casual Eddy wrote:

Ludious wrote:

Casual Eddy wrote:

gooey did say 'get a job' wrt to the occupy wallstreet people

which is sad there's no jobs for people my age

a flimsy excuse at best.

wait really?

pretty sure Ludious is doing a Preacher impression

Wash

Jacobkosh wrote:

After all the resumes I've sent out, and all the ground I've pounded, and all the shitty temp and seasonal and freelance gigs I've taken just to make a couple hundred bucks here or there, if somebody actually said "get a job" to my face I would break their fucking jaw right then and there

Buddy of mine's been looking for a full time job for almost 4 years now. First year I gave him shit about no one hiring him, but it's been years and it's fucking rough out there, and even I'm not enough of an asshole to make a crack about it. Just out of highschool, the only opportunities you're gonna get are through friends or relatives with ins. Things are bad, and with unemployment the way it is, anyone who gives someone a hard time about it is a prick who's probably in a position with some security.

Gooey

Casual Eddy wrote:

although gooey most of the comments following yours are legit hilarious

are you making fun of my mom

i will fight you

Gooey

Thanatos wrote:

Man, if I didn't have a job, I might be down there with them.

So, Gooey, I see everyone but me gets to have you as a Facebook friend.

add me dogg

MyDcmbr

If [chat] lived near me, I would get all you unemployed people jobs.

Sadly, the only places I have pull are just outside Detroit, Phoenix, and Tampa.

Ludious

Yes I was doing a preacher impression. God.

Captain Carrot

MyDcmbr wrote:

If [chat] lived near me, I would get all you unemployed people jobs.

Sadly, the only places I have pull are just outside Detroit, Phoenix, and Tampa.

I would move to Detroit. Maybe Phoenix or Tampa. I'm assuming everything you have requires years of experience?

Casual Eddy

oh that is your mom

i'm sorry

Ludious

Look there is a fundamentalist vacuum right now since we lost TNC

Wash

So I've made a couple friends that I sit with in classes and eat lunch with now. It's pretty rad. School's pretty rad.

One of them is this cute girl who sorta talks like me and shares the non-raunchy aspects of my sense of humour. It's refreshing being around people who speak my language.

Deebaser

i havent been unemployed in 6 years. I still have nightmares about it.

Wash

Ludious wrote:

Look there is a fundamentalist vacuum right now since we lost TNC

what happened to him?

Gooey

i am going to punch you right in the middle of your face

Feral

Wash wrote:

Your brother's like a skeevy ninja

i'm a ninja i'm a skeevy ninja
i'm a ninja i'm a skeevy ninja
i'm a
skeevy
ninja

Casual Eddy

Ludious wrote:

Look there is a fundamentalist vacuum right now since we lost TNC

huh? what happened to him?

Nerdgasmic

Casual Eddy wrote:

Ludious wrote:

Look there is a fundamentalist vacuum right now since we lost TNC

huh? what happened to him?

he got banned on points until november for saying crazy stuff about gay people

Ludious

Temp Banzored

Casual Eddy

Gooey wrote:

i am going to punch you right in the middle of your face

I didn't know!

I would never make fun of a mom!

I love my mom!

Elldren

Wash wrote:

Should I watch Les Miserables?

why is that a question?

Ludious

Both of your moms are pretty great.

Echo

Casual Eddy wrote:

Ludious wrote:

Look there is a fundamentalist vacuum right now since we lost TNC

huh? what happened to him?

Cancer. We were shocked at how fast it spread.