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scarlet st.
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So this is just a little something we were thinking about earlier, and we decided why not. I was elected to make the thread after Favlaud was banned and Myth was too shy.
Q: Did CT ever kill himself?
A: Yes, though he was raised and now admins the boards as Zombie CT. There are no differences between the two.
Q: Is TFS really a chick?
A: Not yet.
Q: Is Dely really a chick?
A: As long as the character Dely is cosplaying is female it shouldn't matter. Right?
Q: Will World as Myth send me her tits?
A: Only if you ask her enough!
Q: Why can't I ego-search anymore!?
A: You're an asshole, TDL, you can't search for anything under four characters. Same goes for you, TFS.
Q: Why do I bleed when I pee?
A: You've been posting here for over one year.
Q: What does whippy do with his newfound free time and lack of responsibilities?
A: HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
Alternatively: http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=14992
Q: What does Potatoe do while masturbating to make his climax that much sweeter?
A: He's been working at this for quite some while. He holds his breath for the 30+ seconds (the longer the better, apparently) leading up to the orgasm. If he breathes normally, it is subpar and he no longer feels the desire to live.
Q: How many cocks would it take to satisfy this board?
A: The cocks will blot out the sun and we will post in the shade.
Q: Where the white women at?
A:
Q: Why does my microphone not work?
A: Because you spent too much time doing shit other than talking on the PA Ventrilo server late at night and now your mic is dead because of it. Way to fucking go, Bendery.
Q: How does one make a thread in SE++ without it getting shit upon?
A: You don't click the "New Topic" button. Instead you start a new topic within a currently-existing thread.
Q: Who's that dude?
A: Knob.
Q: Where can I get one of those awesome avatars and sigs that everyone has?
A: Follow this link. Be sure to request something obscure and complicated, and make sure she doesn't know you.
Q: Where is the internet stored?
A: Good question. Most of the corner of the internet that is SE++ is backed up on Penguin Incarnate's hard drive. The other worthless shit can be located at http://www.internet.com.
Q: Who the fuck are half of you, if not all of you?
A:
Q: Are you experienced?
A: You are not if you do not have your own smoking jacket and pipe, mister not-experienced!
Q: Do you know where I can find some sailors?
A: What the fuck do you think this place is? H/A?
Q: Who's Haydengirl?
A: Some slut that Weaver first introduced to us in the form of a GIF of her dancing. RedZone fell in love, and everyone else masturbated. Then she somehow found her way to the boards one or two years later and in a whirlwind of posts gave us several more GIFs and was then banned shortly thereafter. Who knows where she is now.
Q: Why didn't talon ever explode those bees?
A: Because he hates us. His furry heart felt too much compassion for the bees to follow through with his plan. So instead he masturbated into the container holding the bomb and the bees and, well, that's about where I stopped wanting to see pictures.
Q: How can I become more popular on the forums?
A: Grow some tits. Post some tits.
Q: Who's the boss?
A: Zombie CT.
Q: How come whenever i post the thread dies?
A:
Q: How is this place different from G&T?
A: While we still play video games and do hella nerdy things, we tend not to live in our parents' basement and consider WoW "enough of a social life". We may get excited as hell for new games to come out, but we feign interest long enough to avoid having an 80-page thread arguing about which game sequels were better or what awesome perks the next game's interface will have. Goddamnit G&T is full of awful.
Q: Why is Sam such a cool cat?
A: Flattery will get you everywhere.
Q: How creepy is it to find out other forumers are saving photos of you?
A: Depends on if you're a girl or not. For example, the fact that Rank has a photo of me with puke all over myself saved is not quite as creepy as the fact that Whippy has a picture of World as Myth saved in his photobucket. Same goes with pretty much every other boob shot.
Q: Who's the prettiest princess?
A: boddah.
Q: Who are the best dancers?
A:
Q: Why do threads always end at around 100 pages even though they can go higher?
A: Ramius has a fucking knife, ok?
Q: Pokemans. Will katchem_ash show me them?
A: Abso-fucking-lutely. Every chance he gets. Easily one of the most annoying faggots SE has seen in quite some time.
Q: What does tl;dr mean? I was searching on wikipedia for it but I couldn't find it, and then I went to altavista, google, askjeeves, asksteve, gogo, jojo, and fred and they didn't know, and then I called my friend and he told me to post the question here but I didn't think that was a good idea.
A: tl;dr
Q: What about splinter boards?
A: What about them?
Q: How come posting pictures of penii is alright but as soon as someone posts a set of tits it's a trip to jail?
A: SE++ is a place where young men should be able to come to and not be constantly reminded of the girlfriends they don't have.
Q: No worries, Brock. I'll walk you through the written portion. Question 1: You're in Prauge. A sniper's in the window above you. There's an alligator behind you, and a grizzly bear in front of you. What do you do?
A: Back somersault, pry off the alligator's jaw, use it as a boomerang to take out the sniper. When he falls out the window, the grizzly'll go straight for the easier meal.
Q: Why is it acceptable to say 'fag' but not the n-bomb?
A: Because everyone here is a faggot, we can say that and it's totally cool. The people who aren't fags have fag friends though, making it cool for them to say it, too. None of us are black, though, nor do any of us have black friends. Sucks, huh?
Q: If a thread has been moved from SE++ to the chatlog, is it considered good form to create another on the same subject?
A: If the only idea for a thread you have is to attempt to achieve the popularity of a previous thread in the chatlog, you shouldn't make the thread. Let someone else make that mistake first.
Please submit more questions! They will be answered and the first post will be updated.
This thread needs more Impact!
Q: Did CT ever kill himself?
A: Yes, though he was raised and now admins the boards as Zombie CT. There are no differences between the two.
Q: Is TFS really a chick?
A: Not yet.
Q: Is Dely really a chick?
A: As long as the character Dely is cosplaying is female it shouldn't matter. Right?
Q: Will World as Myth send me her tits?
A: Only if you ask her enough!
Q: Why can't I ego-search anymore!?
A: You're an asshole, TDL, you can't search for anything under four characters. Same goes for you, TFS.
Q: Why do I bleed when I pee?
A: You've been posting here for over one year.
Q: What does whippy do with his newfound free time and lack of responsibilities?
A: HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
Alternatively: http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=14992
Q: What does Potatoe do while masturbating to make his climax that much sweeter?
A: He's been working at this for quite some while. He holds his breath for the 30+ seconds (the longer the better, apparently) leading up to the orgasm. If he breathes normally, it is subpar and he no longer feels the desire to live.
Q: How many cocks would it take to satisfy this board?
A: The cocks will blot out the sun and we will post in the shade.
Q: Where the white women at?
A:
Q: Why does my microphone not work?
A: Because you spent too much time doing shit other than talking on the PA Ventrilo server late at night and now your mic is dead because of it. Way to fucking go, Bendery.
Q: How does one make a thread in SE++ without it getting shit upon?
A: You don't click the "New Topic" button. Instead you start a new topic within a currently-existing thread.
Q: Who's that dude?
A: Knob.
Q: Where can I get one of those awesome avatars and sigs that everyone has?
A: Follow this link. Be sure to request something obscure and complicated, and make sure she doesn't know you.
Q: Where is the internet stored?
A: Good question. Most of the corner of the internet that is SE++ is backed up on Penguin Incarnate's hard drive. The other worthless shit can be located at http://www.internet.com.
Q: Who the fuck are half of you, if not all of you?
A:
Q: Are you experienced?
A: You are not if you do not have your own smoking jacket and pipe, mister not-experienced!
Q: Do you know where I can find some sailors?
A: What the fuck do you think this place is? H/A?
Q: Who's Haydengirl?
A: Some slut that Weaver first introduced to us in the form of a GIF of her dancing. RedZone fell in love, and everyone else masturbated. Then she somehow found her way to the boards one or two years later and in a whirlwind of posts gave us several more GIFs and was then banned shortly thereafter. Who knows where she is now.
Q: Why didn't talon ever explode those bees?
A: Because he hates us. His furry heart felt too much compassion for the bees to follow through with his plan. So instead he masturbated into the container holding the bomb and the bees and, well, that's about where I stopped wanting to see pictures.
Q: How can I become more popular on the forums?
A: Grow some tits. Post some tits.
Q: Who's the boss?
A: Zombie CT.
Q: How come whenever i post the thread dies?
A:
Q: How is this place different from G&T?
A: While we still play video games and do hella nerdy things, we tend not to live in our parents' basement and consider WoW "enough of a social life". We may get excited as hell for new games to come out, but we feign interest long enough to avoid having an 80-page thread arguing about which game sequels were better or what awesome perks the next game's interface will have. Goddamnit G&T is full of awful.
Q: Why is Sam such a cool cat?
A: Flattery will get you everywhere.
Q: How creepy is it to find out other forumers are saving photos of you?
A: Depends on if you're a girl or not. For example, the fact that Rank has a photo of me with puke all over myself saved is not quite as creepy as the fact that Whippy has a picture of World as Myth saved in his photobucket. Same goes with pretty much every other boob shot.
Q: Who's the prettiest princess?
A: boddah.
Q: Who are the best dancers?
A:
Q: Why do threads always end at around 100 pages even though they can go higher?
A: Ramius has a fucking knife, ok?
Q: Pokemans. Will katchem_ash show me them?
A: Abso-fucking-lutely. Every chance he gets. Easily one of the most annoying faggots SE has seen in quite some time.
Q: What does tl;dr mean? I was searching on wikipedia for it but I couldn't find it, and then I went to altavista, google, askjeeves, asksteve, gogo, jojo, and fred and they didn't know, and then I called my friend and he told me to post the question here but I didn't think that was a good idea.
A: tl;dr
Q: What about splinter boards?
A: What about them?
Q: How come posting pictures of penii is alright but as soon as someone posts a set of tits it's a trip to jail?
A: SE++ is a place where young men should be able to come to and not be constantly reminded of the girlfriends they don't have.
Q: No worries, Brock. I'll walk you through the written portion. Question 1: You're in Prauge. A sniper's in the window above you. There's an alligator behind you, and a grizzly bear in front of you. What do you do?
A: Back somersault, pry off the alligator's jaw, use it as a boomerang to take out the sniper. When he falls out the window, the grizzly'll go straight for the easier meal.
Q: Why is it acceptable to say 'fag' but not the n-bomb?
A: Because everyone here is a faggot, we can say that and it's totally cool. The people who aren't fags have fag friends though, making it cool for them to say it, too. None of us are black, though, nor do any of us have black friends. Sucks, huh?
Q: If a thread has been moved from SE++ to the chatlog, is it considered good form to create another on the same subject?
A: If the only idea for a thread you have is to attempt to achieve the popularity of a previous thread in the chatlog, you shouldn't make the thread. Let someone else make that mistake first.
Please submit more questions! They will be answered and the first post will be updated.
This thread needs more Impact!
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A- The Book's 30 years old.
make it awesome and i will kiss you
How many cocks does god have?
I think that's the answer.
Maybe 45?
A: Dicks
I like my answer better. Less concrete. More open to interpretation.
but i think i should have known this
this guy just said rap olympics
thats great
A: I somehow manage to squeeze pure hope and love from the pages of SE++. Don't ask me what I do with the refuse.
Secret Satan
JordynNolz.com <- All my blogs (Shepard, Wasted, J'onn, DCAU) are here now!
mine are better
A: SE++ FAQ
Well all right then.
JordynNolz.com <- All my blogs (Shepard, Wasted, J'onn, DCAU) are here now!
nah
www.pacams.com
Hell yes.
Who's that dude?
JordynNolz.com <- All my blogs (Shepard, Wasted, J'onn, DCAU) are here now!
JordynNolz.com <- All my blogs (Shepard, Wasted, J'onn, DCAU) are here now!
JordynNolz.com <- All my blogs (Shepard, Wasted, J'onn, DCAU) are here now!
i couldn't scroll all the way down page two for some reason
self-deception?
A: Ask or pm them politely. They most likely will revel in reliving forum hinjinks of days gone by.
This is the best time to attack their weak spot.
Secret Satan
a: nooo they be stealin' my bucket!
Who shit on the floor?
You guys, this isn't funny.