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Secret Satan 2011: Satans sent! Let the Giftening begin

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Bucketman wrote:
    Someone get me -40 pounds for christmas please.

    [ ] Ginsu Knife Set
    [ ] Chainsaw
    [ ] Angry velociraptor, but not the one you're watching. The ones who come in like this

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    3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Blake T wrote:
    Tlb. If I end up watching a movie tonight, should it be Drive Angry or Bullit.

    it should be drive angry

    bullit is boring

    this is as wrong as anything could possibly be

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Keith wrote:
    I'm going to make my Santa a mixtape this year.

    Or just record myself singing Christmas carols and send it to them.

    I hope you get me!

    For you I will sing an entire Jesse McCartney album.

    Okay but you can't just do an exact Jesse McCartney album; you gotta do a mix. My favorites are Body Language, Beautiful Soul, Leavin, How do you Sleep, and Shake

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    If I get TLB I'm going to send him a bunch of musicals and some tap shoes.

    if i get raijin i will make his children into batman

    if you know what I mean

    You are going to make me the richest man in Gotham then have me gunned down in the streets? I'd be ok with that.

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    I'm going to make my Santa a mixtape this year.

    Or just record myself singing Christmas carols and send it to them.

    All you have to do for me is record yourself singing the Baby Finn song.

    And the House Hunting song.

    Do those two things, and my Christmas will be made.

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    If I get TLB I'm going to send him a bunch of musicals and some tap shoes.

    if i get raijin i will make his children into batman

    if you know what I mean

    You are going to make me the richest man in Gotham then have me gunned down in the streets? I'd be ok with that.

    okay I will make them into batman beyond then

    no riches for you

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    I learnt my lesson from last year.

    Don't send cocaine through the mail.

    Especially international mail.

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    I've been spending the last half hour adding things to my Amazon wish list.

    I'll link it in my sig when I'm done, then make a like/dislike post, which I'll link to as well.

  • PeenPeen Registered User regular
    Neville are we doing the cookie exchange again too? That was rad the past few years.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    If I get TLB I'm going to send him a bunch of musicals and some tap shoes.

    if i get raijin i will make his children into batman

    if you know what I mean

    You are going to make me the richest man in Gotham then have me gunned down in the streets? I'd be ok with that.

    okay I will make them into batman beyond then

    no riches for you

    That's just cruel. I better throw a deadly bunch of scorpions in the box too.

  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    One more year of some lucky person getting
    Something from their wishlist
    Something related not from their wishlist
    A giant brick of my famous homemade fudge
    Mix CD's with in depth critiques of every song
    Random shit from my house I think they'll like

    I think this time I'll put it all in one box instead of a bunch of separate shipments
    Less hassle this way

    BusterK on
    Visit http://www.cruzflores.com for all your Cruz Flores needs. Also listen to the podcast I do with Penguin Incarnate http://wgsgshow.podomatic.com
    Amazon Wishlist: http://www.amazon.com/BusterK/wishlist/3JPEKJGX9G54I/ref=cm_wl_search_bin_1
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    If I get TLB I'm going to send him a bunch of musicals and some tap shoes.

    if i get raijin i will make his children into batman

    if you know what I mean

    You are going to make me the richest man in Gotham then have me gunned down in the streets? I'd be ok with that.

    okay I will make them into batman beyond then

    no riches for you

    That's just cruel. I better throw a deadly bunch of scorpions in the box too.

    on the plus side I get to make your kids fight crime while i yell at them and pet a cool dog

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    If I get TLB I'm going to send him a bunch of musicals and some tap shoes.

    if i get raijin i will make his children into batman

    if you know what I mean

    You are going to make me the richest man in Gotham then have me gunned down in the streets? I'd be ok with that.

    okay I will make them into batman beyond then

    no riches for you

    That's just cruel. I better throw a deadly bunch of scorpions in the box too.

    on the plus side I get to make your kids fight crime while i yell at them and pet a cool dog

    on the plus side: your clothes size

  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    Bucketman wrote:
    Someone get me -40 pounds for christmas please.

    looks like im giving out another shakeweight

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    My favorite thing about this is going through everyone else's wishlists, seeing what they want and adding them to mine.

    Then everyone is all, oh my gosh, we have the same tastes!

  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    Aw yeah signed up for this shit

    Perpetually fun event

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Can't decide if I wanna sing up or not.

    I haven't been posting much.

  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    How easy is it to ship chocolate? Like, will it hold it's consistency? Are UPS offices unusually hot? This is pertinent information to Satan and his secrets.

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    3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    lostwords wrote:
    I just want

    naked pictures of you
    dibs!

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  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    you don't have to have a well documented wish list or anything right? because just having a list of 'buy me one of these' seems a little boring

  • AeytherAeyther Registered User regular
    I think I'll sign up this year.

    I need to make a wishlist.

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Peen wrote:
    Neville are we doing the cookie exchange again too? That was rad the past few years.

    Indeed! :D
    Probably start that one in a few weeks.
    Can't handle doing both at the same time.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote:
    My favorite thing about this is going through everyone else's wishlists, seeing what they want and adding them to mine.

    Then everyone is all, oh my gosh, we have the same tastes!

    blake i will know if you do this with mine

    I will know

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I should do the cookie exchange this year.

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    the ookie cookie exchange

  • PeenPeen Registered User regular
    Everyone who can bake should! There's some pretty awesome cookieteers around these parts.

  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Does the cookie exchange limit itself to cookies? Like, does candy count? Because I worry about my cookie baking skills. Unless someone wants to take me under their wing.

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    3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    oh man, for reals. i loved the cookies and peppermint bark i got from dru and nevs in secret satans. both packages literally lasted about two days total

    rat.jpg tumbler? steam/ps3 thingie: lostwords Amazon Wishlist!
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Jars wrote:
    you don't have to have a well documented wish list or anything right? because just having a list of 'buy me one of these' seems a little boring

    It's more that there are a lot if people here and it's honestly hard to know everyone.

    My wishlist is typically a list if stuff I think is cool. I also say if there is something cool that you local town does then send that too. Or if you have a favorite movie or something. This gives people at least a base idea of how to shop.

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    I dunno, I want to make a wishlist but it just feels weird asking for things.

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    lostwords wrote:
    oh man, for reals. i loved the cookies and peppermint bark i got from dru and nevs in secret satans. both packages literally lasted about two days total

    Hey lost, do you know how long it takes to eat a kilo and a half of chocolate?

    So far my answer to this is more than five days.

    Blake T on
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote:
    lostwords wrote:
    oh man, for reals. i loved the cookies and peppermint bark i got from dru and nevs in secret satans. both packages literally lasted about two days total

    Hey lost, do you know how long it takes to eat a kilo and a half of chocolate?

    So fad my answer to thus is more that five days.

    give me a free afternoon and a gallon of milk and i'll see what i can do

    rat.jpg tumbler? steam/ps3 thingie: lostwords Amazon Wishlist!
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Uriel wrote:
    I dunno, I want to make a wishlist but it just feels weird asking for things.

    I always have a wishlist on Amazon. Sometimes I forget things I want, and it makes it easy to see if anything you've been wanting has dropped in price.

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote:
    I dunno, I want to make a wishlist but it just feels weird asking for things.

    I always have a wishlist on Amazon. Sometimes I forget things I want, and it makes it easy to see if anything you've been wanting has dropped in price.
    I just made one special for this.

  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    YES YES THE TIME IS UPON US

    THE TIME

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    my amazon wishlist is just things I will buy anyway but hey it's nice if other people buy them too

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I asked my wife and she is totally down for the cookie exchange. She also said she'd be down for the nookie exchange.

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    I asked my wife and she is totally down for the cookie exchange. She also said she'd be down for the nookie exchange.

    She really wants to get rid of those Limp Bizkit albums, doesn't she?

  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    How easy is it to ship chocolate? Like, will it hold it's consistency? Are UPS offices unusually hot? This is pertinent information to Satan and his secrets.

    I send fudge every year via USPS and everyone seems to get them okay

    Visit http://www.cruzflores.com for all your Cruz Flores needs. Also listen to the podcast I do with Penguin Incarnate http://wgsgshow.podomatic.com
    Amazon Wishlist: http://www.amazon.com/BusterK/wishlist/3JPEKJGX9G54I/ref=cm_wl_search_bin_1
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    I asked my wife and she is totally down for the cookie exchange. She also said she'd be down for the nookie exchange.

    What she is saying here is that you are both a lousy lay and cook.

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