I feel it is necessary that I post this

Butler

SpongeCake wrote:

Alright, so get this, I'm sitting here in a lab (a glorified word for a tiny room with a computer in it) shuffling participants through to this experiment, getting consent forms signed, having tobacco smoke pumped through the air vents from some fucker smoking outside - all that shit.
Mid-experiment, I hear someone further down the room in another lab doing another experiment and I realise I recognise his voice... I wander closer and see a name I recognise on the notice outside his door. A few minutes later I see his head poking outside and it hits me...

...Who should be in the same lab complex as me, doing an experiment at the same time as me but none other than my bearded evil-twin .

I swear to God, this guy is my spitting image the one exception being he has a fucking beard . He even shares my brother's name.

Motherfucking evil-twins mang.



P.S. Butler, I'm stealing your thread

Seph

You should be banned for this

no i'm serious

Butler

oh fishsticks

Wren

this is older than the internet itself

revolve

This is like that drug trip in that movie I saw while on a drug trip.

Hello

this is crazy because right now im tripping on drugs

Gafoto

Shut the fuck up butler

potatoe

what'd i miss?

grug

man i wish i knew what was going on here

p.s.

taoistlumberjak

good morning

Butler

Not goatse or anything, just a really old link that I thought was new.

Old links make Gafoto cry, apparently.

potatoe

grug wrote: »

man i wish i knew what was going on here

p.s.

hahahahahaha

holy fuck

yes

Seph

I think that site was left over from the old internet. The one before. Like Galactus.

Ashcroft

Welcome to the mystery thread.

grug

what was it though, butler?

potatoe

grug you are making this the best morning ever

Seph

Ok two really really gay videos

great thanks.
Pizzaz was hilarious i don't know why
Samwell was just cringingly gay.

Wrench N Rockets

Man, the student I got up early to drive the 20 minutes to school to tutor today just call and canceled on me.

I could be sleeping right now.

Axim

JUST FOUND AWESOME WEBSITE CHECK OUT, MAKES FINDING INTERNET MUCH EASIER, YES?

WWW.GOOGLE.COM

SporkAndrew

It was that Flame Warriors thing where it profiled different types of people..

..And it was written on the back of the stone tablets that Moses brought down from the mountain, apparently.

Envy

I ended up spamming the (in the butt) song to a lot of people. I think they're crying, but what was that first link to?

Butler

I am not looking forward to my next turn in the forum battles, I can tell you that.

SpongeCake

Alright, so get this, I'm sitting here in a lab (a glorified word for a tiny room with a computer in it) shuffling participants through to this experiment, getting consent forms signed, having tobacco smoke pumped through the air vents from some fucker smoking outside - all that shit.
Mid-experiment, I hear someone further down the room in another lab doing another experiment and I realise I recognise his voice... I wander closer and see a name I recognise on the notice outside his door. A few minutes later I see his head poking outside and it hits me...

...Who should be in the same lab complex as me, doing an experiment at the same time as me but none other than my bearded evil-twin .

I swear to God, this guy is my spitting image the one exception being he has a fucking beard . He even shares my brother's name.

Motherfucking evil-twins mang.



P.S. Butler, I'm stealing your thread.

Butler

Thank God. I'm dying here.

lostwords

Maybe YOU are the evil one that needs to be stopped, Sponge

SpongeCake

lostwords wrote: »

Maybe YOU are the evil one that needs to be stopped, Sponge

He has a beard, he's obviously the evil one. He's also better spoken than me - that's a sign of evil too.

grug

potatoe wrote: »

grug you are making this the best morning ever

SpongeCake

Butler wrote: »

Thank God. I'm dying here.

Haha, yoink!

Hello

if you're the good twin of the evil twin do evil twins have even more evil twins?

also is it gay to fuck your clone

grug

Hello wrote: »

also is it gay to fuck your clone

gheyan naman i bet that's the first tome eianoyne ihaave thiguht of that man you are pterrytyy smaertg

grug

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Hello

thanks

grug

heey are you liek a haorribhle coommdeian orm the wearly ninutiers or somethibnv

Butters

Two Spungies? But my pants!

tugga

grug wrote: »

man i wish i knew what was going on here

p.s.

hahahahahaha

oh man that gif that TFS made makes 100% more sense now

Hello

grug wrote: »

heey are you liek a haorribhle coommdeian orm the wearly ninutiers or somethibnv

both

Butler

Grug, SpongeCake, I owe each of you exactly one solid.

SporkAndrew

I'll tell you about Gary Numan right.

As well as being an international pop superstar he's got his own pilot's licence.

How mad is that?

SpongeCake

I just bumped into him in the corridor. We exchanged pleasantries but you could cut the mutual HOLY FUCK GIVE ME BACK MY FACE with a knife.

SpongeCake

Butters wrote: »

Two Spungies? But my pants!

Butters my man, there is nothing sexy about this abomination unto nature.



And now there are two of them! Ahahaha, get it?

DaySleeper

SpongeCake wrote: »

I just bumped into him in the corridor. We exchanged pleasantries but you could cut the mutual HOLY FUCK GIVE ME BACK MY FACE with a knife.

Was he by any chance running the lab where the people were actually smoking and thus producing the smoke for your lab?