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Let's jump out of a perfectly good plane [and have sex].

ChimeraChimera Monster girl with a snek tail and five eyesBad puns, that's how eye roll. Registered User regular
edited October 2011 in Social Entropy++
Are you jet-setters bored of your bland, vanilla sex life as a member of the mile high club? Ever gotten the urge to jump out of a perfectly good plane? Well we here are Skydive Taft would love to help!

http://www.cnn.com/video/?/video/topvideos/2011/10/13/pkg-couple-has-sex-while-skydiving.kget#/video/topvideos/2011/10/13/pkg-couple-has-sex-while-skydiving.kget

Just image what the recoil from opening the chute must feel like.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    don't we have a sex thread

  • DurkhanusDurkhanus Commander Registered User regular
    You can never have just one.

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    but the news story is also boring

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  • ChimeraChimera Monster girl with a snek tail and five eyes Bad puns, that's how eye roll. Registered User regular
    That thread was boring, besides this is more about the news story it's self than sex in general.

  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Rolo wrote:
    don't we have a sex thread

    Did people have sex while skydiving in that thread?

    Oh brilliant
  • ChimeraChimera Monster girl with a snek tail and five eyes Bad puns, that's how eye roll. Registered User regular
    Well go dig up the original video. It is less boring and highly amusing.

  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    I'll have sex anywhere anyplace anytime

  • RehabRehab Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    That has got to be kinda tense given that there would now be two scenarios of deploying too early.

    Chimera wrote:
    it's self

    itself

    Rehab on
    NNID: Rehab0
  • ChimeraChimera Monster girl with a snek tail and five eyes Bad puns, that's how eye roll. Registered User regular
    You see, it is all about the angle of attack. You need to be extra careful to nail the drop zone. You don't want your fall rate to be too fast or slow. Diving in tandem is more more fun that doing a hand deploy on a solo jump.

    http://www.kturby.com/skydive/terms.htm

  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    this isn't a new thing. there's that .gif of the girl's naked vagina while she skydives with a dude and it's all flapping and flopping around?

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  • ChimeraChimera Monster girl with a snek tail and five eyes Bad puns, that's how eye roll. Registered User regular
    Futore wrote:
    this isn't a new thing. there's that .gif of the girl's naked vagina while she skydives with a dude and it's all flapping and flopping around?

    Well yes but this time to prevent unnecessary flapping by.... well you know.

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    You know what will make the story less boring?

    Reading it while listening to William Shatner sing Bohemian Rhapsody

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmPOWJtsEGc&feature=player_embedded

  • ChimeraChimera Monster girl with a snek tail and five eyes Bad puns, that's how eye roll. Registered User regular
    Twenty dollars to the next person to have sex and yell out KAHHHHHHHN at the moment of climax.

  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    Is this like experiencing life as those hawks or whatever that have sex in midair and have to climax before they crash and die?

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
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    I WANT A NEW XBOX AND I’M HUNGRY.
    I WANTED TO DIE IN PARIS UNDER A PILE OF LUSTY FRENCHMAN, COVERED IN WINE. WELCOME TO REAL LIFE. CLEAN YOUR ROOM AND APOLOGIZE FOR TURNING MY FANTASIES TO ASHES.

    mensch-o-matic on
  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
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    I’M SORRY, IS THAT A COMPACT DISC? YOU BOUGHT A COMPACT DISC?
    I’M NOT EVEN MAKING FUN OF YOUR MUSIC TASTE FOR ONCE. I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHERE YOU FOUND IT. DID YOU HAVE TO ASK JEEVES WHERE THEY STILL SELL THOSE?
    HEY, I’LL TELL YOU WHAT, HIT ME UP ON MY BEEPER LATER AND LET ME KNOW IF IT’S ANY GOOD. PUT 911 SO I KNOW IT’S IMPORTANT.
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    KEEP DREAMING, ASSHOLE. I’M JUST DOING THIS TO PAY FOR COLLEGE.
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    NICE DRESS! I’M KIDDING! THAT THING IS HORRIBLE!
    WHERE’D YOU GET THAT, FOREVER 45?
    OOOOOOH! WOULD YOU LIKE SOME ALOE FOR THAT BUUUUUURN?
    I LIKE HER SHOES.
    SHUT UP, CLARA. WE DIDN’T GRADUATE FROM A PRESTIGIOUS ART COLLEGE TO SAY NICE THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE.
    I LOVE YOUR SUIT! IT TAKES A STRONG MAN TO COMPLETELY IGNORE TAILORING!
    THOSE CROSS-TRAINERS REALLY BRING OUT YOUR BALD PATCH!

  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    I found Skydiving overrated. I just didn't find jumping out of a plane all that exhilarating. My total summary of the experience was "I should probably try Hot-air ballooning".

    My wife, on the other hand, loves it, and has gone a half-dozen or so times.

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    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
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    IT’S RODARTE AND IT’S COUTURE, SO I DON’T REALLY CARE ABOUT YOUR AMATEUR FASHION CRITIQUE
    I MEAN, YOUR WHOLE LOOK IS AMAZING TOO. NOTHING SAYS ‘I’M SEVEN YEARS OLD AND ALSO A PROSTITUTE’ QUITE LIKE AN AMERICAN APPAREL ROMPER AND A SIDE PONYTAIL.

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    mensch I love you

  • ChimeraChimera Monster girl with a snek tail and five eyes Bad puns, that's how eye roll. Registered User regular
    Fishman wrote:
    I found Skydiving overrated. I just didn't find jumping out of a plane all that exhilarating. My total summary of the experience was "I should probably try Hot-air ballooning".

    My wife, on the other hand, loves it, and has gone a half-dozen or so times.

    I plan on making my first jump next month, it will be interesting to see if its more exciting than chasing storms is which I doubt it will be. I have been ballooning several times and have a friend who owns a couple, I find it very boring and to slow paced. It can be pretty relaxing though.

  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    Langly wrote:
    mensch I love you

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    WELL PARDON THE HELL OUT OF ME. I CAN’T SEE YOUR ‘BLUETOOTH’ UNDER YOU HORRIBLE SPLIT ENDS SO I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU WERE ASKING ME A QUESTION.
    HERE’S AN IDEA: IF YOU’RE NOT CARRYING ANYTHING WHY DON’T YOU PICK UP YOUR .002 OUNCE SHITTY NOKIA AND HOLD IT UP TO THE THREE INCHES OF CHEAP FOUNDATION YOU FORGOT TO BLEND INTO YOUR GOITER?

  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Jumped with a hangover

    Woahhhhh nelly

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    hahahhahah

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    I really want to go skydiving

  • ScudoScudo Registered User regular
    what are these from

    they're incredible

  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    Scudo wrote:
    what are these from

    they're incredible
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    TEQUILA’S NOT EVEN ALCOHOL. IT’S JUST SOME WEIRD ACCELERANT THAT TURNS OTHER ALCOHOL INTO ROCKET FUEL.
    I’M GOING TO JAIL THIS TIME. THAT’S ALL THERE IS TO IT.

    mensch-o-matic on
  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    If you're gonna post shatner you gotta post this one

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ainyK6fXku0

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    You know what will make the story less boring?

    Reading it while listening to William Shatner sing Bohemian Rhapsody

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmPOWJtsEGc&amp;feature=player_embedded
    the album's out? :D

  • ScudoScudo Registered User regular
    this is my new favorite tumblr

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    when joe jackson comes in just god damn

    I don't know what devil ben folds sold his soul to to make such magic out of any god damn thing but sign me up.

  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    Mr. Voodoo took the video off his blog but plans on putting it back at some point.

    Also, I can't believe you posted Spoken Word Shatner and it wasn't the classic.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvQwXOCKNLY

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    ben folds shatner is way better than that. he made it just ridiculously good.

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    hey Langly.

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    hey!

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    You know what will make the story less boring?

    Reading it while listening to William Shatner sing Bohemian Rhapsody

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmPOWJtsEGc&amp;feature=player_embedded
    the album's out? :D

    Not yet, I don't think.

    But some of the songs leaked. Bohemian Rhapsody is obviously the best one.

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    I never asked you, how did Alegis' and i's plan in your game make you feel?

    Good? Bad? Ugly?

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    i will likely buy the album

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    I was amused! It didn't end up working out though. At that point, you both were hosed anyway.

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    i will likely buy the album

    Actually, never mind. It apparently came out Tuesday. Huh.

    Going out tomorrow and buying it then.

    Looking forward to the covers of Major Tom, Spirit in the Sky, and Iron Man most of all, I think.

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