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Team Fortress 2: Wanna Dance: Reloaded

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    ebotasticebotastic Going Gonzo In People's HeartsRegistered User regular
    The pee jiggles.

    Please, call me ebo.
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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Not enough

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    UEAKCrashUEAKCrash heh Registered User regular
    Jarate has jiggle bones. That's how the liquid sloshes.

    BOOM.

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    SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    GUYS

    Pyro mop that extinguishes players.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    SirToasty wrote: »
    GUYS

    Pyro mop that extinguishes players.

    fuck you
    no

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    SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    That's not even bad. You can use the Phlog and still help the team when their flesh is melting. Also I like the flaregun better than the manmelter in case you were going to use that argument. It's impenetrable!

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    SirToasty wrote: »
    GUYS

    Pyro mop that extinguishes players.

    fuck you
    no

    why do you hate useful new things

    the existence phlog pretty much overrides all your complaints

    I'd love the hell out of a mop because I'm not using that third slot with my phlog anyway

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    PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    Dubh wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    SirToasty wrote: »
    GUYS

    Pyro mop that extinguishes players.

    fuck you
    no

    why do you hate useful new things

    the existence phlog pretty much overrides all your complaints

    I'd love the hell out of a mop because I'm not using that third slot with my phlog anyway

    rake

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Dubh wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    SirToasty wrote: »
    GUYS

    Pyro mop that extinguishes players.

    fuck you
    no

    why do you hate useful new things

    the existence phlog pretty much overrides all your complaints

    I'd love the hell out of a mop because I'm not using that third slot with my phlog anyway

    it goes against what i see the point of the pyro is

    but whatever valve doesnt give a fuck

    i'm pretty much done playing this game anyway, especially after how i got treated on HONC the last time i played a few months ago

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    fuck it, uninstalled again

    just gonna wait for meet the pyro

    done with TF2 unless something really exciting besides that happens

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    Paladin wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    SirToasty wrote: »
    GUYS

    Pyro mop that extinguishes players.

    fuck you
    no

    why do you hate useful new things

    the existence phlog pretty much overrides all your complaints

    I'd love the hell out of a mop because I'm not using that third slot with my phlog anyway

    rake

    hey now

    medics like to heal me every now and then

    but jebus, Anti

    I don't know what point you're even trying to make

    like, sometimes the engy gets stuff that doesn't involve building things

    and there's not this sort of vitriol from anyone

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited May 2012
    i'm just a bad angry person that wishes the pyro was actually a useful ambush/chaos creating class instead of being a support role class stuck in the attack class trio

    demoman should be in its spot now

    pyro should be in support

    move another class over to defense shit i dont know

    between extinguishing, homewrecking, and just general spychecking, i feel like the point of the class is lost

    Antimatter on
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    PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    why are you using the homewrecker

    don't be a chump engie let him guard his own stuff while you run around and rack up kills

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    i'm not using the homewrecker

    i was speaking in generalities

    its unlocks have not been as useful for the role as i'd like them to be barring the phlog, which, of course, got nerfed

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    I'll admit

    it's pretty dumb that heavies do more damage at pointblank range than pyros

    like, super fucking dumb

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    PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    I didn't notice it got nerfed until somebody told me a week later

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    i'm pretty much done playing this game anyway, especially after how i got treated on HONC the last time i played a few months ago

    what happened?

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    RSPRSP Registered User regular
    Pyro is a strong combat class.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    antimatter if you come back and if you get a decent ping you should come here

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    SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    The phlog getting nerfed didn't affect it at all. It's still sick as heck when used intelligently but is ultimately crippled by the lack of airblast, which I find to be an incredibly useful tool and makes pyro easily the most versatile class. If you don't like airblast, that's fine, you've got options. But pyro is not stuck in a support role. It's still very capable of chaos and ambush.

    I played on a server tonight that was disconnected from the item server for whatever reason so it was all vanilla all the time. It really didn't feel that weird besides not being able to axtinguish or use any sort of ranged attack. I think I did pretty well with the stock thrower. Had to really be careful about my movements and who was where. I got so many kills from blasting heavy/medic combos off of the bridge on Doublecross.

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    PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    When I phlog I reflect explosives with my face

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    a flamethrower with a bullet shield would be nice

    or a health bonus

    maybe it slows down movement speed a bit when it's out

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    PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    Dubh wrote: »
    a flamethrower with a bullet shield would be nice

    or a health bonus

    maybe it slows down movement speed a bit when it's out

    maybe instead of a bullet shield it shoots bullets

    and gives the pyro a +125 health buff

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Paladin wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    a flamethrower with a bullet shield would be nice

    or a health bonus

    maybe it slows down movement speed a bit when it's out

    maybe instead of a bullet shield it shoots bullets

    and gives the pyro a +125 health buff

    he should also get a new secondary that lets him recover his health by standing still and not attacking for a few seconds

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    New Patch:

    [The Fireball Flinger] Level 10 Minigun

    Effect: Enemies are set on fire by ammunition.
    Drawback: Heavy can not airblast.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    when they finally release the griefblower, antimatter's head will pop like a grape

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    if I ever get a nametag

    I might name my phlog [Antimatter Projector] in her honor

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    Dubh wrote: »
    I'll admit

    it's pretty dumb that heavies do more damage at pointblank range than pyros

    like, super fucking dumb

    Demoknights and heavy buffs are two of the weirder things about recent patches

    I still prefer the times when a pyro actually had a good chance if they got in close to a heavy, but tweaks to spread and movement made that a much rarer occurence

    Also randomly giving one of the most powerful ranged classes the option to fill a melee role was straight up baffling

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    over the years, have they widened the heavy cone or tightened it? I forget.

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited May 2012
    they have tightened the heavies cone so their dps at mid range is more consistent

    they have made heavy faster

    they have eliminated spindown and drastically reduced spinup time

    heavy is seriously at least twice as mobile + deadly as it used to be

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    that's what I thought

    I knew about all the rest though

    but having a tighter cone makes them less deadly at close range (like, melee range), though

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    heavy does 500-540 dps point blank

    how is that less deadly

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Beasteh wrote: »
    heavy does 500-540 dps point blank

    how is that less deadly

    tighter cone means it's harder to hit guys at short range

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    Yeah Shorty's actually right that a tighter cone, weirdly enough, makes it harder to keep a bead on scouts or pyros that are in your face because you can't rely on generous spread to compensate for your lousy aim and clip a guy who you were barely aiming at

    The thing is, you can now obliterate anything at medium-to-close range so such classes rarely get a chance to close the distance

    As a heavy I don't usually bother targeting medics over their heal-targets, because if I get the drop (literally, from an unexpected height) on an enemy, even an overhealed heavy can't survive that kind of DPS

    Also last night I went Kritz heavy with the team's medic, but I did it in response to four goddamn enemy heavies on the cart so I regret nothing

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    it just absurd that a heavy can plink long range shots at a sniper, waiting out a single crit that puts out sniper headshot damage

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    As heavies currently stand, even if you slapped them with a 25% damage reduction there'd still be heavy-medic pairs roaming maps and sowing destruction

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    animal companionanimal companion xenomortis Registered User regular
    it's kinda something when the response to 4 enemy heavies on the cart is not sniper, not spy

    but heavies

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
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